Relatives of the Roswell aliens have hired the law firm Menton, Spiers and Creek in an insane attempt to get compensation from the US government. The Roswell aliens famously crashed their spaceship in New Mexico in 1947. Scientists then performed autopsies on the aliens, and now their relatives - from the planet Thesus - are hoping to be compensated to the tune of $25 billion.
The question is this: do they deserve any money? Their lawyer Bryan Spiers said, 'The Roswell aliens were treated with complete disrespect, and their bodies have still not been returned to their families. This compensation would be closure for the families concerned.' But a US government spokesman from Area 51 said, 'The spaceship crashed in the desert. It wasn't our fault, and the autopsies were normal procedure. We won't be paying these aliens a goddamn cent.'
