Tuesday, 18 March 2008

David Cameron: off his nut

It's official. David Cameron is off his nut. Is this man supposed to be a Conservative? His latest wheeze is to tell businesses that they must be more socially responsible, and go in for 'responsibility deals' - whatever the fuck they are. He doesn't get it, does he? Businesses are supposed to make money. End of. Not tackle obesity or save the polar bear.

David needs a dose of mystical capitalism. He needs to realize that making money is the highest and most glorious thing a human being can devote his or her life to. Money is spiritual. Dave should take that message into his heart, and then everything else will fall into place.