Wednesday, 21 May 2008

Equal rights for agency staff

Some wonderful news. Temporary workers are to be given equal rights with permanent staff after only twelve weeks in a job. As you all know, I'm no commie son of a bitch, but I welcome this new agreement. Capitalists would have a far better reputation if low-paid workers were treated more fairly. It would give socialists less ammunition to attack us with, for starters. Also, if workers were happier in their jobs, it would help them in their spiritual lives. And that can only be good for business.

I know of one company that mainly employs temporary workers. The staff are treated like shit and aren't even allowed to talk to each other. The company is run by an absolute buffoon who is successful by sheer luck. I can't imagine what else it would be. Hopefully, firms like this will go to the wall now, and good riddance, I say.