I'm not going to name names - not yet, but certain communist agitators are gloating over the trouble that Lehman Brothers is in at the moment. The falling share price. Dick Fuld. They couldn't wait to put the boot in. I'm disgusted.
I have been speaking to my dear friend No One - the chief executive of Nothing - and he told me, 'These commie sons of bitches make me sick. What do these people want? If they don't like it here, why don't these mofos go and live in Cuba or North Korea? Big Herb should do something.'
Oh, have no fear. Big Herb will get these commie bastards. You better believe it, baby!