Yeah, that's a good question, but I am not sure I should answer it - seeing as Mr Sants wants to terrorize all my mates. But Hector phoned me last night, and he asked nicely, so I'm sure there is no harm in giving him a few pointers.
1. Bathe in the blood of mystic angels. Don't hurt them. Just let them bleed all over you. The blood will stain you. Stain you good.
2. Pray to the goddess Kali. This is straight out of the Jack Pickles playbook, and I don't do it myself.
3. Wear a sheet of some description. Dark colour.
4. Get yourself a black aura. Really fuck with people's heads.
5. You could try chaos magic. But I do not recommend it. I tried it in my youth. I'm not saying any more than that.
6. When you're on the astral plane, seek out such characters as Aleister Crowley and Rasputin. They're always good for a laugh. Not.
7. Speak to Jack. Why did you come to me anyway? I ain't into all this demonic shit.
8. Cut yourself with knives.
9. Listen to Gimme Shelter by the Stones. All the time.
10. THIS HAS BEEN DELETED.
