Tuesday, 23 June 2009

Astaire Securities fined!

Yes, Astaire Securities has been fined. But I wouldn't worry about it. Everyone has to be fined sometime. It's all a part of growing up. O Master, fined by whom? Oh, get you, my child, with the fucking whom. You ponce! All right, fined by who? The LSE. O Master, the London School of Economics! Is this a joke? Those commie bastards can't go around fining people. This is the thin end of the fucking wedge, this is! No, no, no, my child. The London Stock Exchange. Oh, thank God for that!

The London School of Economics! Don't make me laugh. Has anyone ever graduated from that joint and got a job in a bank or hedge fund?