Wednesday, 31 March 2010

Paresh Shah

Paresh Shah has been charged by the FSA with insider trading (Operation Saturn!)! He speaks like a strange one -

Paresh Shah is the strangest man you will never meet. You will never bump into him in the hallway of your house, at three in the morning, as you travel in astral sleep. He will not be there. He will never be there. So why do you search for him? I am Paresh. I am the one you will never meet. There is no connection between us. How could there be? Who - and what - do you think you are? I am the strangest one, and I have no desire to enter your world. Do you understand?

Oh, we understand. Thank you, Paresh.