Monday, 9 August 2010

Do you want to be a snitch for the SEC?

Do you want to live in shame? Do you want your brothers and sisters to spit on the floor every time they see you walk by? Do you want thirty pieces of silver, you fucking scumbags? Well, there may be an opening for you at the US Securities and Exchange Commission. The SEC is hiring snitches, and it is willing to pay millions of dollars for the right information.

But I will be watching you. The ghosts of the dead financiers will be watching you. Big Herb will be watching you.

Sleep tight, motherfuckers.