Monday, 22 November 2010

She's my angel

Yes, I know Gillian Tett was on Newsnight tonight, and she was brilliant. But I do not appreciate people coming to my blog by typing 'Gillian Tett is beautiful' into Google. You have to understand that she is my angel. She belongs to me - or she will, one day. She is the only thing in this world that stops me falling into the abyss.

And this ain't fucking satire. Somehow, I've got a reputation for satire. I don't do satire.

I want you to understand. You have no chance with her.