Thursday, 9 December 2010

Irving Picard is suing everyone!

Madoff trustee Irving Picard is suing everyone he can think of, anyone, any bank or organization he has ever heard of, maybe even you. Have you got any money? Well, Irving Picard wants it. The man is insatiable. But I'm not going to judge him. Only God can judge him. This is capitalism. This is the life we have chosen. We are not communists.

Irving Picard is suing (or has sued): HSBC, Unicredit, Bank Medici, Ganesh the elephant god, Picower’s estate, 2Pac's estate, UBS, Big Herb, Claudine de la Villehuchet, Carl Shapiro, the ghosts of the dead financiers, Union Bancaire Privee, Maurice Marble III, Legacy Capital, BNP Paribas Securities Corp., Fred Wilpon and his Sterling Equities, New York Mets, QPR, Yogi Bear, Luxalpha SICAV, Keith Busby, Groupement Financier Ltd., Nando's (Shepherd's Bush), Fairfield Sentry Ltd., Greenwich Sentry, Greenwich Sentry Partners, Harley International (Cayman) Ltd., J. Ezra Merkin, Stanley Chais, Kingate Management Ltd., Banque Jacob Safra (Gibraltar) Ltd., Vizcaya Partners Ltd., the Ghost of Christmas Past, Bobby Diamond, and many, many more!

I find it interesting though that Mr Picard hasn't sued me or Jack Pickles yet. I can't speak for Jack, but I would like my day in court.

But would Mr Picard like his day on the astral plane? That's the question. Could he handle the burning? How would he deal with the dead financiers on their home turf? Wouldn't Big Herb just fuck him up, totally? Maybe Mr Picard should be careful whom he picks on.