Monday, 25 June 2012

[No. 27] Anyone want a pasty?

And it's pretty hard to talk sense with a silver spoon stuck in your mouth, but a silver spoon is better than a pasty any day of the week[1], and let's not worry about jobs and economic growth because the poor still have their pasties, and that's all they ever wanted anyway[1], and it's pretty hard to talk sense with a silver spoon stuck in your mouth, but a silver spoon is better than a pasty any day of the week[2], and when your rich friends aren't paying any tax - what can you do about it?, and it's a shame about the poor, but they've got pasties, for Christ's sake![1], and let's not worry about jobs and economic growth because the poor still have their pasties, and that's all they ever wanted anyway[2], and when they're down in the gutter and begging for mercy, we'll shut them up with a pasty to the face[1], and when your rich friends aren't paying any tax - what can you do about it?, and it's a shame about the poor, but they've got pasties, for Christ's sake![2], and when some lefty comedian calls you a c**t, and you know he's speaking the TRUTH, how do you look your lovely wife in the eye?[1], and when they're down in the gutter and begging for mercy, we'll shut them up with a pasty to the face[2], and it was so simple and easy in the old days when all you had to worry about were the repair bills for the local restaurants, which daddy paid, so ...[1], and when some lefty comedian calls you a c**t, and you know he's speaking the TRUTH, how do you look your lovely wife in the eye?[2], and you've got your expenses, and you've got your houses, and you can piss on the poor UNTIL the day they come looking for you[1], and it was so simple and easy in the old days when all you had to worry about were the repair bills for the local restaurants, which daddy paid, so ...[2], and this will go on for a while, but not forever, because no one votes for suicide, and there aren't enough sadists to vote for sadism[1], and you've got your expenses, and you've got your houses, and you can piss on the poor UNTIL the day they come looking for you[2], and it's pretty hard to talk sense with a silver spoon stuck in your mouth, but a silver spoon is better than a pasty any day of the week[3], and this will go on for a while, but not forever, because no one votes for suicide, and there aren't enough sadists to vote for sadism[2], and let's not worry about jobs and economic growth because the poor still have their pasties, and that's all they ever wanted anyway[3], and when your rich friends aren't paying any tax - what can you do about it?, and it's a shame about the poor, but they've got pasties, for Christ's sake![3], and when they're down in the gutter and begging for mercy, we'll shut them up with a pasty to the face[3], and when some lefty comedian calls you a c**t, and you know he's speaking the TRUTH, how do you look your lovely wife in the eye?[3], and it was so simple and easy in the old days when all you had to worry about were the repair bills for the local restaurants, which daddy paid, so ...[3], and you've got your expenses, and you've got your houses, and you can piss on the poor UNTIL the day they come looking for you[3], and this will go on for a while, but not forever, because no one votes for suicide, and there aren't enough sadists to vote for sadism[3], and

And it's pretty hard to talk sense with a silver spoon stuck in your mouth, but a silver spoon is better than a pasty any day of the week[1], and let's not worry about jobs and economic growth because the poor still have their pasties, and that's all they ever wanted anyway[1], and it's pretty hard to talk sense with a silver spoon stuck in your mouth, but a silver spoon is better than a pasty any day of the week[2], and when your rich friends aren't paying any tax - what can you do about it?, and it's a shame about the poor, but they've got pasties, for Christ's sake![1], and let's not worry about jobs and economic growth because the poor still have their pasties, and that's all they ever wanted anyway[2], and when they're down in the gutter and begging for mercy, we'll shut them up with a pasty to the face[1], and when your rich friends aren't paying any tax - what can you do about it?, and it's a shame about the poor, but they've got pasties, for Christ's sake![2], and when some lefty comedian calls you a c**t, and you know he's speaking the TRUTH, how do you look your lovely wife in the eye?[1], and when they're down in the gutter and begging for mercy, we'll shut them up with a pasty to the face[2], and it was so simple and easy in the old days when all you had to worry about were the repair bills for the local restaurants, which daddy paid, so ...[1], and when some lefty comedian calls you a c**t, and you know he's speaking the TRUTH, how do you look your lovely wife in the eye?[2], and you've got your expenses, and you've got your houses, and you can piss on the poor UNTIL the day they come looking for you[1], and it was so simple and easy in the old days when all you had to worry about were the repair bills for the local restaurants, which daddy paid, so ...[2], and this will go on for a while, but not forever, because no one votes for suicide, and there aren't enough sadists to vote for sadism[1], and you've got your expenses, and you've got your houses, and you can piss on the poor UNTIL the day they come looking for you[2], and it's pretty hard to talk sense with a silver spoon stuck in your mouth, but a silver spoon is better than a pasty any day of the week[3], and this will go on for a while, but not forever, because no one votes for suicide, and there aren't enough sadists to vote for sadism[2], and let's not worry about jobs and economic growth because the poor still have their pasties, and that's all they ever wanted anyway[3], and when your rich friends aren't paying any tax - what can you do about it?, and it's a shame about the poor, but they've got pasties, for Christ's sake![3], and when they're down in the gutter and begging for mercy, we'll shut them up with a pasty to the face[3], and when some lefty comedian calls you a c**t, and you know he's speaking the TRUTH, how do you look your lovely wife in the eye?[3], and it was so simple and easy in the old days when all you had to worry about were the repair bills for the local restaurants, which daddy paid, so ...[3], and you've got your expenses, and you've got your houses, and you can piss on the poor UNTIL the day they come looking for you[3], and this will go on for a while, but not forever, because no one votes for suicide, and there aren't enough sadists to vote for sadism[3], and

And it's pretty hard to talk sense with a silver spoon stuck in your mouth, but a silver spoon is better than a pasty any day of the week[1], and let's not worry about jobs and economic growth because the poor still have their pasties, and that's all they ever wanted anyway[1], and it's pretty hard to talk sense with a silver spoon stuck in your mouth, but a silver spoon is better than a pasty any day of the week[2], and when your rich friends aren't paying any tax - what can you do about it?, and it's a shame about the poor, but they've got pasties, for Christ's sake![1], and let's not worry about jobs and economic growth because the poor still have their pasties, and that's all they ever wanted anyway[2], and when they're down in the gutter and begging for mercy, we'll shut them up with a pasty to the face[1], and when your rich friends aren't paying any tax - what can you do about it?, and it's a shame about the poor, but they've got pasties, for Christ's sake![2], and when some lefty comedian calls you a c**t, and you know he's speaking the TRUTH, how do you look your lovely wife in the eye?[1], and when they're down in the gutter and begging for mercy, we'll shut them up with a pasty to the face[2], and it was so simple and easy in the old days when all you had to worry about were the repair bills for the local restaurants, which daddy paid, so ...[1], and when some lefty comedian calls you a c**t, and you know he's speaking the TRUTH, how do you look your lovely wife in the eye?[2], and you've got your expenses, and you've got your houses, and you can piss on the poor UNTIL the day they come looking for you[1], and it was so simple and easy in the old days when all you had to worry about were the repair bills for the local restaurants, which daddy paid, so ...[2], and this will go on for a while, but not forever, because no one votes for suicide, and there aren't enough sadists to vote for sadism[1], and you've got your expenses, and you've got your houses, and you can piss on the poor UNTIL the day they come looking for you[2], and it's pretty hard to talk sense with a silver spoon stuck in your mouth, but a silver spoon is better than a pasty any day of the week[3], and this will go on for a while, but not forever, because no one votes for suicide, and there aren't enough sadists to vote for sadism[2], and let's not worry about jobs and economic growth because the poor still have their pasties, and that's all they ever wanted anyway[3], and when your rich friends aren't paying any tax - what can you do about it?, and it's a shame about the poor, but they've got pasties, for Christ's sake![3], and when they're down in the gutter and begging for mercy, we'll shut them up with a pasty to the face[3], and when some lefty comedian calls you a c**t, and you know he's speaking the TRUTH, how do you look your lovely wife in the eye?[3], and it was so simple and easy in the old days when all you had to worry about were the repair bills for the local restaurants, which daddy paid, so ...[3], and you've got your expenses, and you've got your houses, and you can piss on the poor UNTIL the day they come looking for you[3], and this will go on for a while, but not forever, because no one votes for suicide, and there aren't enough sadists to vote for sadism[3], and