Thursday, 15 June 2017

Coinsilium signs MoU with Hyperchain Capital

Okay, okay. What on earth is a "MoU"? 'It's the sound that a cow makes, boss.' No, Voice, that's a "Moo". I'm talking about a "MoU". 'Another PR email, is it?' Yes. 'Well, maybe you should read these emails properly before you decide to write the post.' Shut up, man! That would be too much like hard work. 'Ha!'

Coinsilium Group Limited (NEX: COIN), the accelerator that finances and manages the development of early-stage blockchain technology companies, is pleased to announce that it has signed a Memorandum of Understanding ("MoU") with HyperChain Capital ("HyperChain"), one of the world's first multi-million-dollar hedge funds investing in Blockchain companies, to collaborate and finance co-investment opportunities in blockchain companies.

Ah, I see. It's, er ... it's a memorandum of understanding. 'Well, why couldn't they say that, instead of confusing everyone?' Er ... confusing us, man. Let's be honest. My readers probably knew what it was. 'They know everything, don't they?' Yes, they do. It's very annoying.

Investments in Blockchain companies via ICOs have surpassed VC investments in 2017. HyperChain, led by Stelian Balta, is one of the world's first large hedge funds investing in blockchain companies and new blockchain protocols via the acquisition of newly issued crypto and application-specific tokens ('Tokens').

'That wasn't me, boss! That wasn't me!' What? 'The tokens bit.' I know, I know. They always do that, these PR firms. Right. Let's have some fun with them ...

The collaboration will ("Will") leverage the parties' complementary expertise and skillsets ("Skillsets") for investing in and supporting blockchain companies. Coinsilium and HyperChain are co-investors in social ("Social") trading crypto platform CoinDash which plans ("Plans") to launch its Token sale this ("This") summer.

Ha, ha, ha! Let's see how they like them apples. 'Yeah, er ... what apples?!' Never mind. Jesus H. - ! / Okay, okay. Now they all want to say something. 'Who do?' The voices, Voice. 'What fucking voices?!' Uh, these voices -

Eddy Travia, Coinsilium's CEO commented: "We are very pleased to be firming up our relationship with HyperChain following our mutual investment in CoinDash. In this fast-growing market, there are only a few large hedge funds with a focus on Token offerings and fewer still that can claim the experience and aptitude of HyperChain. We look forward to a mutually beneficial collaboration in this exciting new sector."

Eddy, you see? Eddy Travia. 'Yeah. Eddy. Eddy Travia.' And Stelian! 'Who?!' Stelian!

Stelian Balta, CEO of HyperChain stated: "We are very proud to be forming this alliance with Coinsilium who we regard as pioneer investors in blockchain technologies. HyperChain and Coinsilium are early-movers in the blockchain Token investment space and we look forward to identifying co-investment opportunities in innovative blockchain companies and protocols together."

You see? 'Yeah. They'll never replace me, Mikey.' No. Who could replace you? / Okay, okay. Well, I hope it all goes well for them.


Anything else? No. No. No. Nothing else. So, have a nice weekend, crocodile(s). Laters!