Markets in turmoil

Stock markets around the world have been in turmoil for the last few days, but I wouldn't worry about it. Amazingly, I managed to speak to Big Herb last night - for the first time since he passed away - and he said, 'I've looked into it and everything is going to be okay.'

Thank Christ for that. When a money god like Big Herb speaks, the world listens. His pronouncement will surely calm the nerves of traders and analysts everywhere.