Hello, good morning.
'Who said that?!' It wasn't me, Voice. 'Who was it, boss?!' Ha! Calm down, idiot. It's a PR email from last week. 'Oh. / Haven't you got any emails from this week?' Yes, I have. But I'm saving one for tomorrow. I'm doing this one now -
Can I interest you in a interview / intro with the managing partner, Tomasz Swieboda? Happy to provide pictures, if required.
No, no, no.
I don't want to give any interviews. I'm a man of mystery, like Prince.
Anyway ...
London, 22nd April: Inovo, the venture capital fund investing in technology startups across Poland and Central & Eastern European region (CEE), has today announced the final close of its second fund, Inovo II, at €54m. A range of global funds, entrepreneurs and family offices joined the European Investment Fund (EIF) as the cornerstone investor.
'Oh, good! We've got some fund news!' Yeah, yeah.
Inovo specializes in identifying disruptive tech startups and supporting their development and growth through participation in early-stage, post-traction seed and Series A funding. Having a diverse range of LPs in the fund will enable portfolio companies to secure global funding as they scale and expand abroad. The new fund has already committed funding to several investment opportunities with leading international investors, including European Bank for Reconstruction and Development (EBRD), Andreessen Horowitz, Hoxton Ventures and Point Nine Capital. Notable investments include: Spacelift, Infermedica, Jutro Medical, AI Clearing, Zowie, Preply, Packhelp, Intiaro, Tidio, Allset and Eyerim.
Okay, okay. A diverse range of LPs? I remember years ago when I was selling my vinyl collection ... some guy came round to look at them, and he was surprised by my wide range of musical interests at such a young age. He didn't actually use the words, "A diverse range of LPs", but he could have done - if he had wanted to.
Anyway ...
This fundraise follows the success of Inovo I which generated 3.2x return on investments from a portfolio of 15 high-growth tech startups, most of which have since been sold profitably, two have IPO'd, and three top-performing remain in the portfolio. One of the remaining investments is Booksy, the marketplace for beauty services where Inovo invested at the Seed stage. Now the company is one of the world's top 100 marketplaces with 10 million app downloads and raised $70m in a Series C round (led by CatRock). Booksy is widely considered to become one of the first unicorn startups (those that have a valuation of $1b) from Poland.
Okay, okay.
NOW ... I'm not going to let this Tomasz cat interview me because I want to remain aloof and everything, you dig?
However, I will let him say a few words ...
Tomasz Swieboda, Managing Partner at Inovo comments: "The tech ecosystem in the CEE region is growing at an exceptional pace. In Poland the growth rate is 70% year-on-year. In 2020, almost €500m in venture capital was deployed to 300 companies, which will almost certainly grow this year. It is our expectation that this decade will produce 10 unicorns and a few decacorns from Poland."
Decacorns?! Whatever!
"With 38 million people, Poland is a large market itself. Last year we've seen IPOs of two tech companies valued at over $1bn and focused on the domestic market - Allegro and InPost. Market size is both an advantage and an obstacle, resulting in Polish ecosystem being not very well connected to the West. At Inovo we strive to change that. We are perfectly placed to act as a catalyst to accommodate the new wave of ambitious local founders who want to follow in the footsteps of Booksy, Brainly and Docplanner and target global markets. Through our collaborative approach and international network we can help bridge them to larger investors," adds Tomasz Swieboda.
Okay, okay. He won't stop talking!
But I think that's the ENDS.
'We haven't let Stefan have his say, boss!' Who?! 'Stefan, man. Stefan Batory.' Christ!
All right, Stefan. Come on then.
Stefan Batory, Cofounder & CEO at Booksy comments: "The growth of the Polish startup ecosystem will accelerate after seeing success stories, proving that it's possible to build global businesses out of the CEE region. I am certain that Booksy will serve as one such example, and then many will follow in our footsteps. However, for this to happen, startups need access to VCs like Inovo, which will provide not only capital, but also guidance and international connections for businesses to scale rapidly."
Yeah, yeah.
Thanks!
ENDS
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Anything else? Music?
Remember that list I made of eighteen world-beaters by other artists? Smells Like Teen Spirit was the only out-and-out rock song on the list. Most of the other songs were rock ballads. Or just ballads. Well, Mighty Soul is also an out-and-out rock song. I just need the lyrics, man. / At least I've got the title and the concept. It's only a matter of time now, and, uh ... work, of course.
I've been thinking of songs that might make the world-beater list ... All The Young Dudes, Yellow, Billie Jean, Wuthering Heights. But no! We can't have too many, can we?
Obviously, this is all for my benefit, for motivational purposes. The world doesn't need to know, doesn't even need to care.
It's a private affair.
'You share your thoughts and dreams with the kooks though, Mikey.' Yes, I do. I love the kooks.
I love all the kooks.
Laters!