Well, what can I say?
'I wish you'd stop doing that, boss.'
What?
'Taking random phrases out of the PR email titles.'
Ha! Chill out, Voice. There's no need to take everything so seriously.
Anyway ...
Basingstoke, UK: A new Juniper Research study found that global software spend on financial crime prevention tools will exceed $28.7 billion by 2027, increasing from $22.1 billion in 2023. It predicted this growth of 30% will be driven by cybercriminals' strategies of targeting the ever-growing transaction volume of payments over digital channels to maximise financial gain.
Okay, okay. I'm not doing all of this email. Let's go straight to the voices.
I said, let's go straight to the voices ...
'Boss, where are the voices?!'
Hang on, Voice.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Er ... there are no voices with this email.
'You're kidding!'
No. There's no one to say that they're delighted, or pleased, or thrilled, or blessed. There's just nothing.
I mean -
'Let me say something then.'
Like what?
'I am thrilled that a new Juniper Research study has found that global software spend on -'
Shut up, idiot!
Well ...
Oh, look!
'What?'
I missed it! We've got Melissa! Right there, see!
Research co-author Mélissa Amouny explains further: "FICO demonstrates a broad set of capabilities, access to high-value data for crime mitigation and impressive AI-based analytical systems within its product portfolio. Competing vendors must prioritise frequent platform updates to keep pace with rapid cybercriminal innovations and maximise their market share."
Ha! Thanks, Melissa!
'Nice one, Melissa!'
Well, how about that, eh?
'She saved the day, boss.'
She certainly did, Voice. / Of course, she wasn't thrilled, or delighted, or -
'You want the bloody moon, you do!'
Ha!
ENDS
ENDS
ENDS
Ah, the bloody moon ...
Let's not even go there.
'It will be like the old days!'
No, Voice. We're not going there.
ENDS
ENDS
ENDS
