Ha, ha, ha, Mikhail ... it's not as bad as all that.
FFS.
However, my kooks ... this will be my last proper week of blogging, uh, due to changes in my lifestyle, you dig?
'It will be a once-in-a-blue-moon situation after this week, kooks.'
That's right, Voice. Once in a blue moon ... I might post something or I might not. So ...
'How long is a blue moon, Mikey?'
Er ... how long is it?! You want me to measure a blue moon???
'Well ...'
Oh, I don't know, man. Maybe once every six months. Once a year. Maybe never again. / I actually have no idea BECAUSE ... I don't know where I will be and ... I don't know what I will be doing.
'Yeah. No one will know who you were.'
Eh? Well ..
'Or what you were doing.'
Shut up.
I'm a shaman.
