Well, well ... / Jez was co-manager of the £800 million Fidelity Global Inflation Linked Bond fund. (Co-manager Andrew Weir has taken over the whole fund. By himself, like. 'Brave man!' Rather him than me ...) I don't know what Jez will do now. If he's got any sense he'll get out of finance and do something more interesting. 'Mikey, I've heard The Worzels are looking for a new bass player.' Well, maybe he'll do that, then, Voice. 'I hope so.' So do I. Anything is better than working in finance.
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So, er ... what about the other Jez? 'What other Jez?!' Jeremy Corbyn. 'Oh.' I suppose he's had a good week, dear reader(s). I mean, the Red Tories haven't got rid of him yet. / I think it was a smart move our Jezza wearing that awful suit at PMQs yesterday. 'Really?' Yes. He looked like a common man, one of the common people - with a flat above a chip shop, you know? Whereas Cameron looked like someone who spends too much of his time studying sculpture at St. Martin's College. 'Eh?! He's not a Greek girl! / I thought Cameron looked like an upmarket estate agent, myself.' Oh, wonderful! Whatever.
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The end of another week, eh? I can't say I'm upset about it. 'Pub tomorrow?' Maybe. If it's not raining. / Laters.
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So, er ... what about the other Jez? 'What other Jez?!' Jeremy Corbyn. 'Oh.' I suppose he's had a good week, dear reader(s). I mean, the Red Tories haven't got rid of him yet. / I think it was a smart move our Jezza wearing that awful suit at PMQs yesterday. 'Really?' Yes. He looked like a common man, one of the common people - with a flat above a chip shop, you know? Whereas Cameron looked like someone who spends too much of his time studying sculpture at St. Martin's College. 'Eh?! He's not a Greek girl! / I thought Cameron looked like an upmarket estate agent, myself.' Oh, wonderful! Whatever.
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The end of another week, eh? I can't say I'm upset about it. 'Pub tomorrow?' Maybe. If it's not raining. / Laters.
