Okay, okay.
I'll be honest with you, dear reader(s), I have no idea what is going on. 'Is it a PR email, boss?' Yes, Voice, it is. But ... they want me to interview someone about some future financial crash or something, and I can choose, uh ... the rich dad or the poor dad. 'Oh.' I mean, it's confusing. 'Just copy and paste the email. Let your readers work it out for themselves - if they can.' Okay. Yeah, that's a good idea.
Rich Dad Poor Dad bestselling author and the world's leading personal finance expert Robert Kiyosaki will headline the free livestream GLOBAL CRISIS SUMMIT across the United Kingdom from 8am London time on Sunday 30th August 2020 with keynote speakers including author, Harvard economist Harry Dent and property analyst Martin North.
Okay, but ... who's the dad? And is he rich or poor? 'It looks like three dads to me.' Christ.
With unemployment doubling, mortgage stress climbing, the second wave of The Thing coming and property prices falling it's only a matter of time until the stock markets crash and the world will go into the worst economic crisis of all time, worse than the 1929 Great Depression.
Now hang on a minute! We don't know that a second wave of The Thing is coming. Hardly anyone is dying from it in the UK at the moment.
"The Thing is the trigger that's caused the sudden crash but the worst is yet to come. With the plunging economy and the US government printing 6-7 trillion dollars, it's inevitable that property prices and stock markets will fall and zombie companies that are being held up by the banks with low interest will crash along with the Chinese stock market."
Who said that?! Whose voice is that?! 'It's not me, boss.' I know it's not you, Voice. Maybe it was the rich dad. 'Or the poor one.' We just don't know.
"China has enormous investment in the UK, Singapore, Australia, New Zealand and the US. The world's biggest trading partner in history is China and when its stock market goes down 60-80% this has to affect the rest of the world. When China goes bust, and China created most of the growth globally, the rest of the world will follow. In 1929 the epicentre of history's biggest ever crash was New York City and this time in 2021 - it will be China," says Harry Dent.
Oh, says Harry Dent. Who is Harry Dent? 'He's one of the three dads.' Is he? 'Yeah.' I thought there were only two dads. 'There's three. The rich dad, the poor dad ... and the dad who's doing all right, I suppose.' Whatever!
TO INTERVIEW HARRY DENT, ROBERT KIYOSAKI OR MARTIN NORTH email ... yeah, yeah, PR guy, Max.
Is he the rich dad? 'Max? I don't think so, boss. He just promotes the three dads and their prophecies of doom.' Ha! What a way to make a living!
ENDS
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Anything else? Hypnosis?
Yeah. I reckon hypnosis is like magic. Or ... magic is like hypnosis. I mean, with the Paul McKenna thing ... you get relaxed, man, you go deep into your subconscious, you have visions, and then you program your mind to get the results you want.
So, it's basically magic, you dig? That's all that Merlin cat was doing, when you think about it.
Amazing!
I've done it over sixty times now, roughly thirty hours. It definitely works. I was worried it would interfere with my songwriting, but it hasn't. The latest tune proves that.
Laters!
