Yeah, it's a PR email. So - 'Do you even read these emails, boss?' What do you mean? 'His name is Morne Moolman.' Is it?! 'Yes.' Okay. Let me check. 'You don't need to check.' Let me check, Voice!
Er ... okay.
BAAR, Switzerland - (October 05, 2020) - Blackstone Resources AG is pleased to announce the appointment of Mr Morne Moolman as Chief Marketing Officer and Head of Asset Management. Mr Moolman joins us from Glencore International where he was a senior member of the asset management team. He was responsible for the financial, operational and HSEC performance of two subsidiary underground zinc mines located in Africa.
Okay, okay. I apologize to everyone involved ... Blackstone Resources, and - 'And Mr Moolman.’ Yes, and Mr Moolman.
I just ... I just thought it was like an Owlman situation, you know? 'Really, boss.' Yes. Something like that. 'Whatever.' Shut up.
Anyway ...
As CMO, the Moolman will be responsible for facilitating the growth, sales, and marketing strategy of the company. This will involve setting tough objectives and goals, which include revenue generation, cost reduction and risk mitigation across all the company's major business lines. He will report directly to the CEO.
'Boss - !' There's more of it, Voice. 'You changed that. Copy and paste it properly.' Christ! You're no fun any more.
As CMO, Mr Moolman will be responsible for facilitating the growth, sales, and marketing strategy of the company. This will involve setting tough objectives and goals, which include revenue generation, cost reduction and risk mitigation across all the company's major business lines. He will report directly to the CEO.
Are you happy now? 'Yes.'
Mr Moolman also brings to Blackstone Resources a wealth of experience in asset management and is a welcome addition to the rapidly growing battery technology company. Blackstone Resources has a diversified portfolio of battery metal interests in Chile, Peru, Colombia, and Canada, which it retains as important strategic assets in the battery industry. Mr Moolman will help ensure the success of these projects as they move from exploration, to development and finally production. The Blackstone Resources' battery metal business line is very important to the success of the company and its ability to mass-produce the next generation of battery technology.
Right. The thing is, there's a voice here with no owner. Look! Or maybe ... listen!
"We are pleased to appoint Mr Moolman as Chief Marketing Officer and Head of Asset Management. This is an important addition at a time when the company is expanding rapidly. Mr Moolman brings a wealth of experience that we need right now as we develop the next generation of battery technology."
So, uh ... 'But who said that?' I've no idea, Voice. Just someone who's pleased, I suppose. I don't know.
Never mind.
...
Anything else, kook(s)? Music? Life? Both!
I've been thinking ... it's a good job my songs are as good as they are, and I can perform as well as I can now BECAUSE ...
Like Alexander the Great, Cortez the Killer, and Robbins the Motivator, I really have burnt my boats in life.
I won't go into all the details, but ...
Never mind.
Death or glory!
Laters.
