Thursday, 3 June 2021

I just want the voices!

Give me the voices!

Ha, ha, ha! Here we go! -

Commenting on the investment, Mike Austin, CEO of Fresh Relevance, says: "This past year has accelerated the shift to eCommerce by five years and created significant growth opportunities for online businesses as a result. With the further investment from Foresight, we will expedite our expansion into Europe and the US. We will also accelerate product development in three key areas - ease of use, understanding the shopper and influencing their journey - to enable digital marketers and eCommerce professionals to increase customer engagement and revenue." Mike continues: "We are pleased Foresight has continued to support us on our path to becoming the leader in eCommerce personalization."

Thanks, Mike! / Georges?

Georges Berzgal, Chair of Fresh Relevance, further notes: "Foresight's investment is a testament to the acceleration of eCommerce adoption we've seen in the past couple of years. It is also a strong endorsement of our strategy and the incredible progress that the Fresh Relevance team has made in offering clients a unique and intelligent, but low-code platform that enables personalized customer journeys across a multitude of channels. This follow-on investment will enable us to scale the business faster and to a broader set of segments, not just in the UK but also abroad."

Thanks, Georges! / Lindsay?

Lindsay Duebendorfer, Investment Manager at Foresight, adds: "Fresh Relevance has achieved impressive growth, has nearly doubled its customer lifetime value since initial investment, and has continued to innovate. We remain excited about the team, the market position and are looking forward to continuing the journey."

Thanks, Lindsay! / ENDS ... ?

Yes, ENDS - !!!

'I am excited about this PR email. I'm glad Mr Fowke has made the decision to concentrate only on the voices. As a voice myself, I feel -'

Hang on! Voice! This has got nothing to do with you!

'I just thought ...'

What did you think?

'Nothing, boss. Nothing at all.'

Thank you.

ENDS
ENDS
ENDS

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Anything else, kook(s)?

I'm tired. Very tired. I walked to Richmond and back today. Ten miles. Nothing unusual about that, but ... it was really hot.

I've been looking at Booking.com for St Ives. There are places available. I don't like booking weeks in advance though. My life is too unstable for that.

I might stay in tomorrow. Or I might go out. If I stay in, I'll have a go at the Mighty Soul lyric. / I don't know if the words will be poetic. They don't actually need to be. The important thing is ... that I don't screw up with the words and write a bad lyric, you dig? As long as the words are "good", I'm confident it will be the greatest song ever. That's what I'm aiming for, anyway. I'm desperate, man. You don't even understand, I'm sure. Never mind.

Good night.