That sounds like a company you should work for, Voice. 'Don't take the piss, boss. You know I love to work for you. And you know how hard I work.' Yeah, yeah.
What a joker!
Anyway ...
Hello and good morning,
Hello!
Ultrahuman (one of the biggest names in healthtech) are announcing the acquisition of a wearables company, LazyCo. The latter were made popular with launch of Aina ring wearable. The full embargoed media announcement is below and here is a link to media images. I'm happy to provide further information and arrange interviews also. Thank you.
All best,
Embargoed???
Press release: Tuesday 12th April 2022 - for immediate release.
'Ha! It's not a problem, boss.'
Well, whatever.
Acquisition marks the first step by Ultrahuman to expand the biomarkers complementing its current wearable, the Ultrahuman M1. Creators of the popular Aina Ring, LazyCo founders Apoorv Shankar and Yogansh Namdeo to join Ultrahuman to lead hardware product development.
Okay.
12th April 2022 - London, UK: Ultrahuman, the world's most advanced metabolic fitness platform, has today announced the acquisition of consumer-focused wearable company LazyCo famed for creating the Aina ring wearable.
Er, well, okay ... 'They're not exact repetitions, boss, but not bad for people who are only trying conceptual literature for the first time.' Yeah, I suppose. They haven't got the numbers in square brackets though.
LazyCo will integrate with Ultrahuman's global in-house hardware development team as they seek opportunities to enhance the user experience and help improve global metabolic health standards. Ultrahuman will leverage the LazyCo team's expertise to generate deeper metabolic insights and better overall health insights for consumers.
Christ. Man, people just need dumbbells, you dig? Or maybe go for a nice walk. I mean ... never mind.
The metabolic health crisis is unarguably one of the largest healthcare crises that exist today. Over a billion people in the world suffer from a metabolic health disorder which contributes to almost 85% of all chronic diseases in the world. By helping people understand how food and exercise affect their metabolic health, people would be able to make informed choices about what they eat and their activity levels. The approach is a geography/diet agnostic way to help people eat and exercise better.
Listen! Just be sensible with your eating. Last night, I had a Jamaican patty, chips, and a can of Stella. And I feel great! 'But was that sensible?' I didn't have a Magnum ice cream afterwards. 'Oh, that was smart.' Yeah.
Measuring a powerful biomarker like glucose can reveal so much about how a particular food item affects the user's metabolic health by -
Okay, that's enough.
I wish you all the best with it. 'Who are you talking to?' Er ... whoever it is.
ENDS
'Boss, let Apoorv say a few words first.'
Jesus H. - !!!
Uh.
Come on then, Apoorv.
"Ultrahuman's vision of making health more personalized and impactful for people syncs with LazyCo's vision of building products that solve problems for people in the most effortless ways. Together, we can create a deeper impact on the overall health of the world," says Apoorv Shankar, Co-Founder and CEO, LazyCo.
Fine.
ENDS
'And Mohit.'
Who?!
'Mohit.'
Unbelievable.
Mohit? Come on.
"We want to make it easy to get healthy. At Ultrahuman, we're deep believers in passive personalized health, specifically in a health platform that requires very minimal effort from a user's perspective. This perfectly aligns with the philosophy of LazyCo," says Mohit Kumar, Founder and CEO, Ultrahuman.
Thank you.
ENDS
ENDS
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Anything else?
I'm worn out now, after all that.
There's nothing else.
