Here we go! -
Cup of Tea
Buy a House
English Breakfast
Cambridge University
Boris Johnson
Cadbury Dairy Milk
Ricky Gervais
Come Dine With Me
Earl Grey
John Lennon
Politics
Eton Mess
Stout
Pale Ale
Taxes
University of Oxford
Wedding Rings
Debt Relief
Exercising
Santa Claus
The Beatles
Beef Wellington
Birthday Gift
Designer Handbags
Plastic Surgery
Roast Chicken
Football Season Ticket
Couples Therapy
Paying Bills
Job Seeker's Allowance
Parenting
Parking Fines
Tv License
Fishing License
Women's Rights
Travel to Spain
Child Care
Dental Insurance
Household Savings
Recycling Bin
Pay leave
Fast Food
Gym Near Me
Energy Prices
Manicure
Elderly Care
Maternity Pay
Naked Attraction
Dating App
Sex Toys
There you go! See? Are you entertained?
'What's all that, boss? A new lyric?'
Don't be ridiculous, Voice. It's a PR email from Leverage Trading.
'Oh, have they gone nuts then?'
Not really.
'What is it then?!'
Christ! It's stuff that people have been searching online for ... less than forex trading.
'I don't believe it!'
Well, that's what they say.
A spokesperson for Leverage Trading commented on the findings:
"I have to say that the British people's love affair with forex trading is quite interesting. Who knew that the allure of currency trading could be stronger than the temptation of a Beef Wellington or a Cadbury Dairy Milk bar? It just goes to show that people are always looking for new and exciting ways to make money. Now, before you dive headfirst into the world of forex trading, it's important to understand that it's not all sunshine and rainbows. In fact, the foreign exchange market can be quite volatile and unpredictable at times. But, if you have the right mindset and a solid trading strategy, you can potentially reap significant rewards. Another thing to keep in mind is that forex trading is not for the faint of heart. It requires a certain level of risk tolerance and an ability to handle stress. So, if you're someone who gets jittery at the thought of making a high-stakes trade, you might want to stick to watching Come Dine With Me instead. But in all seriousness, it's encouraging to see more people take an interest in financial markets and investing. Just remember, while forex trading can offer great rewards, it's also a very risky endeavour and it's important to do your homework and make informed decisions."
Yeah, yeah.
No endorsement from me and the Voice, obviously. Just stick to searching for "John Lennon" and "The Beatles".
ENDS
...
Anything else???
'They want more???'
They always want more.
But this is less.
'It's less than nothing, Mikey!'
Don't be ridiculous, Voice.
This isn't less then nothing, kooks. However, it's a lot less than you would normally expect from me.
That's the mood I'm in.
Soon ... there will be nothing though.
'When?!'
When the cosmos decides.
'Oh.'
Yeah.
Anyway ...
Laters.
'Bye.'
