Wednesday, 19 April 2023

Words on a Wednesday

That's not a bad title, is it?

'It's not great, boss.'

It's not bad though, Voice.

Idiot.

Anyway, kooks ... these are my words on a Wednesday.

PR emails? Oh, I've got a few, but - 'Too few to mention!' But I'm not in the mood. 'Okay.'

What an idiot!

'Leave me alone!'

Shut up.

'I'm not an idiot.'

Whatever.

You make Elon look like Lucky. Or Lucky look like Elon.

'What do you mean?'

I don't know.

Just making conversation, that's all. Just using words, for my sins.

'Put some music on!'

No.

'Sing us a song!'

NO!

Let's have some silence for a bit.

[Silence.]

'How much of a bit?'

Longer than that.

[Long silence.]

'I'm bored.'

Say something then. Say something interesting.

'On my wages?! Are you serious?!'

Idiot.