No, I don't believe it. A radio station that plays all the classic hits would never do that. Insanity!
'It's insane, boss!'
That's what I said, Voice!
Idiot.
LONDON, UK. May 25, 2023 - KYND, a leading UK-based provider of cutting-edge cyber risk management technology and services, is proud to announce its expansion into the US insurance market. With this expansion, following success partnering with global specialist insurers across the UK, KYND will bring its innovative and unique approach to cyber risk management to insurance carriers, brokers, and policyholders across the United States.
What about the hits, man?!
Andy!
Andy, where are you?!
KYND's expansion into the US insurance market comes at a time when cyber threats are increasingly sophisticated and damaging. The proliferation of ransomware attacks, data breaches, and other cyber threats has made cyber risk management a critical issue for businesses of all sizes. KYND's suite of products and services has been repeatedly recognised by clients and industry experts as the most innovative, powerful cyber risk management solution leading transformative, positive changes across the global cyber insurance market. It includes risk assessment, monitoring, and mitigation, and offers a comprehensive and proactive approach to taking control over cyber risk.
Oh, this is insane!
'It's insanity, boss!'
Shut up, Voice!
'Where's Andy?!'
I don't know!
KYND's US-based team of experts has been established in the heart of one of the top US tech hubs, Austin, Texas, enabling KYND to better serve the needs of its existing customers in the US and Canada - including leading independent brokerage players Hylant and BFL Canada. In addition, KYND has created strategic partnerships with Alliant, one of the US' largest insurance brokers and their JPAs members, helping boost successful cyber insurance applications and renewals for US public entity institutions.
Oh, I'm losing the will to live!
Andy!
'Andy!'
Andy!
'Andy!'
Andy!
'Here he is, boss - !!!'
Andy, come on, son!
Andy Thomas, KYND's CEO and Founder, says: "We've had a phenomenal couple of years with our valued clients and partners in the UK, and the company is now ready to take the next step on the journey to accomplishing our unswerving mission of making complex cyber risks easy to understand and manage for every business in the world. At KYND, we're incredibly excited to bring our expertise and capability to North America - to continue delivering meaningful, actionable insights to clients globally through our next-generation technology, helping them gain firm control over such a complex, dynamic, and ubiquitous threat as cyber risk."
Oh my God!
'Andy! FFS!'
Andy Thomas, KYND's CEO and Founder, says: "Only joking, lads! / Anyway ... it's Beatles Day today at KYND. Why? No particular reason, pop pickers! I just feel like it. Maybe you can phone in with requests for your favourite songs by the Fab Four. Or just send us an email! I think we'll start off with I Am The Walrus. It's amazing how they went from A Hard Day's Night to I Am The Walrus in only three years. We'll never see that sort of development in pop and rock again because - as Michael Fowke keeps pointing out - everything has been done! Unless we're relying on those moronic robots to do something. Ha, ha, ha! I won't hold my breath! Anyway, here it is, I Am The Walrus. Goo goo g'joob!"
Okay, okay. Thanks, Andy. Have fun today.
ENDS
ENDS
ENDS
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Anything else?
I'm going to snap tomorrow.
I'll force it.
'Does it work like that, boss?'
Probably not, Voice. But I'm desperate.
Christ.
A snap works best if you're supported by your environment, I reckon.
'Your environment sucks though.'
I know!
Never mind.
