- Win the lottery.
- Find a load of money in a brown paper bag hidden behind a dustbin down an alleyway.
- Pray to the elephant god Ganesh.
- Become a film star, or a rock star - either will do.
- Start a cult and take 10 per cent of your followers' earnings.
- Go to your nearest volcano, gather up some rocks, and then sell them as genuine moon rocks.
- If Ganesh is not interested, try Lakshmi.
- Find a money spider. Treat it like one of the family.
- Balance a crystal on your head.
- If Lakshmi gives you the brush-off, I don't know who else to suggest.
Tuesday, 3 April 2007
Posted by Michael Fowke at 09:53