Tuesday, 10 April 2007

Big Herb the money king dies in tragic space hopper crash

At 12.15 pm today Big Herb - the boss of Herb Finance - died after crashing his space hopper into his office desk. His staff are in a state of shock. His right-hand man David Pitt said, 'He was my hero. I even wrote a poem about him. The financial world has lost a great man.'

Big Herb is a legend in City circles. He founded Herb Finance in 1985 with a small office near Liverpool Street, and went on to rule a financial empire that stretched the globe. He will be sorely missed.