Saturday, 12 May 2007

Bankers worship new god

The cult of Big Herb is spreading beyond London and is now going global. Chief priest David Pitt says, 'It was only a matter of time. The world cannot resist Big Herb. He is conquering the minds and souls of bankers everywhere. There is even a statue of him on Wall Street.'

I only hope it doesn't get out of hand. Bankers finding a new god to worship is fine, but what if it interferes with business? I'm all for mysticism in the workplace, but there has to be a balance. We can't have bankers leaving their desks and popping down the temple every few minutes.