Wednesday, 25 July 2007

Man Group needs mystical help

It has been reported that hedge fund giant Man Group may be taken over soon by Goldman Sachs.

As far as I know, Man Group has not employed any financial shamans or money mystics yet. Banks, hedge funds, and all kinds of financial businesses need to learn what mysticism can do for them. A good mystic would be able to tell Man Group where the next threat is coming from, and how to deal with it.

Tatum Jones from merchant bank Dodger Coombes says, 'We use money mystics, but the businesses that don't use them are getting left behind. They should wake up and smell the coffee.'