Man, let me tell you, HSBC is out there! These guys are stoned immaculate. Wandering amongst the stars in their astral bodies, burning with pure love for the holy money that vibrates in tune with the cosmos, dancing in a dream of shimmering cash in a haze of mystic gold!
O my children, my brothers, my sisters, these crazy HSBC characters provide individually styled financial solutions for their customers! Have you ever heard of such a thing? I cried when I found out. I fell to my knees. I prayed to Big Herb. And now you must pray -
O Big Herb, thank you, thank you for allowing HSBC to operate in such a manner. The glory is yours! O Big Herb, these guys are out there, man! STONED IMMACULATE!
