'That's not the title, boss.'
Er ... well, it obviously is, Voice. Can't you read?
'This is the title - KYND strengthens its advisory board with appointment of leading industry expert Andrew Rear.'
No, that's not the title.
'Yes it is!'
No it's not! The title is the bloody title, at the top.
‘Whatever. / Let's have a look at this email then ...'
LONDON, UK, 28 July 2023 - KYND Limited, a provider of next-generation cyber risk intelligence, is delighted to announce the appointment of Andy Rear as an Advisor to the company. Rear's extensive industry experience and excellent track record as an independent non-executive director and investor in the insurance and technology sectors make him an invaluable addition to KYND's advisory team.
With over 30 years of distinguished service in the insurance and technology domains, Rear has earned a reputation as an outstanding leader with a remarkable strategic vision coupled with a strong focus on operational excellence. Throughout his career, he has held key leadership roles in renowned global organisations, including Oliver Wyman, Munich Re, Digital Partners (a Munich Re company), and Motive Partners.
That's not the email, Voice.
'Yes it is!'
It's not, idiot!
This is the email ...
LONDON, UK, 28 July 2023 - KYND Limited, a radio station playing all the golden oldies - classic hits!, is delighted to announce the appointment of Michael Fowke as an Advisor to the company. Fowke's extensive experience, at home, of, er ... playing his guitar, and listening to music, and thinking about music, uh ... make him an invaluable addition to KYND's advisory team.
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Uh.
Andy Thomas, KYND's CEO and Founder, says: "We are delighted to welcome Andy as an Advisor to KYND. His remarkable experience and deep understanding of the insurance and technology sectors will be invaluable as we accelerate our growth in the global market. In today's rapidly evolving cyber landscape, KYND remains committed to providing innovative solutions, and Andy's insights will be instrumental in fulfilling this commitment."
Insurance and technology.
Andy Rear comments: "I am honoured to be joining KYND as an Advisor. The escalating frequency and sophistication of cyber threats demand innovative approaches in managing cyber risk, and KYND is at the forefront of delivering effective solutions that do just that. I look forward to collaborating closely with the team and contributing to KYND's unwavering mission of empowering organisations worldwide with comprehensive cyber risk intelligence to tackle cyber risk head-on."
Cyber risk.
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