Oh yes, for those of you who hold cash but are unhappy with low returns, I pity you. Have ye no faith? Haven't you looked inside yourself? Haven't you travelled in your mind, and seen the riches that are available there? What is wrong with you?
It's no good relying on Corazon Capital to come and save you with its new Managed Income Service, even if it does hope to produce returns of 4 per cent or so. You've got to get a grip!
