Wednesday 18 March 2009

Tim Pryce: Terra Firma's new chief executive

Yeah. Guy Hands has had enough. He don't wanna be the chief executive no more, man. He has stepped down. No longer the chairman and chief executive of Terra Firma Capital Partners. But he has become group chairman and chief investment officer of the private equity group. Well, that's nice.

But what about Tim Pryce? Well, according to the newspaper, the man has no ego. Oh dear. We've been here before, haven't we? Remember Ewan Kirk at Cantab Capital Partners? Actually, that wasn't so bad because Ewan emailed me to set the record straight. Apparently, he did have an ego after all. It is very important to have an ego in business. And mystical capitalism demands it. We ain't no Eastern mofos. I'm sorry, any Eastern mofos who happen to be reading this, but that's just the way it is.

Tim, mate, if you have an ego, get in touch and I will update this post.