Tuesday 19 May 2020

[No. 805] My brain has been wrecked by motivational audiobooks

I can't think straight!

And, uh ...[1], and, uh, uh ...[1], and, uh ...[2], and it could be worse ... ?[1], and, uh, uh ...[2], and, oh, oh, oh ... I could have NO BRAIN ... just like so many others these days, ha, ha, ha![1], and it could be worse ... ?[2], and ... who am I?![1], and, oh, oh, oh ... I could have NO BRAIN ... just like so many others these days, ha, ha, ha![2], and, well ... my feelings, moods, are mine[1], and ... who am I?![2], and, Jordan, Grant, Elon, David ... anyone else what a piece of my soul?[1], and, well ... my feelings, moods, are mine[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... makes so much sense when you're as confused as I am[1], and, Jordan, Grant, Elon, David ... anyone else what a piece of my soul?[2], and I'm really, uh ... enjoying myself, yes![1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... makes so much sense when you're as confused as I am[2], and I look at the world ...[1], and I'm really, uh ... enjoying myself, yes![2], and my only consolation is ... I'm as dizzy as fuck right now[1], and I look at the world ...[2], and one day, I'll look in the mirror ... and see a brand new human being, a super being, made to order[1], and my only consolation is ... I'm as dizzy as fuck right now[2], and the cosmos helps those who help themselves ...[1], and one day, I'll look in the mirror ... and see a brand new human being, a sup er be ing, made to order[2], and ... I have the technology![1], and the cosmos helps those who help themselves ...[2], and a-ROUND here ... the good times spin[1], and ... I have the technology![2], and I don't know if I'm a samurai, a shaman, or what ... and does it matter?[1], and a-ROUND here ... the good times spin[2], and we are all nothing at the end of time ...[1], and I don't know if I'm a samurai, a shaman, or what ... and does it matter?[2], and I know the secret ... that no one possesses their own consciousness ness BECAUSE everything is chaos[1], and we are all nothing at the end of time ...[2], and it flows in, and it flows out ... and who are you?[1], and I know the secret ... that no one possesses their own consciousness ness BECAUSE everything is chaos[2], and you have all kinds of absurd ideas about yourself - you're incorrigible![1], and it flows in, and it flows out ... and who are you?[2], and I know exactly who you are ... NO ONE - !!![1], and you have all kinds of absurd ideas about yourself - you're incorrigible![2], and believe it or not ... there is no reason to be sad / and it's all perfectly natural, actually[1], and I know exactly who you are ... NO ONE - !!![2], and, but, but, BUT(!) ... you've been lied to, oh yes[1], and believe it or not ... there is no reason to be sad / and it's all perfectly natural, actually[2], and I've been sent here to set you free / and yet ... you love your cage, don't you? Ah, flesh and bones[1], and, but, but, BUT(!) ... you've been lied to, oh yes[2], and I'd like to give up ...[1], and I've been sent here to set you free / and yet ... you love your cage, don't you? Ah, flesh and bones[2], and a-ROUND here ... what are the chances?[1], and I'd like to give up ...[2], and I have my orders[1], and a-ROUND here ... what are the chances?[2], and, uh ...[3], and I have my orders[2], and, uh, uh ...[3], and it could be worse ... ?[3], and, oh, oh, oh ... I could have NO BRAIN ... just like so many others these days, ha, ha, ha![3], and ... who am I?![3], and, well ... my feelings, moods, are mine[3], and, Jordan, Grant, Elon, David ... anyone else what a piece of my soul?[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... makes so much sense when you're as confused as I am[3], and I'm really, uh ... enjoying myself, yes![3], and I look at the world ...[3], and my only consolation is ... I'm as dizzy as fuck right now[3], and one day, I'll look in the mirror ... and see a brand new human being, a s  u  p  e  r b  e  i  n  g, made to order[3], and the cosmos helps those who help themselves ...[3], and ... I have the technology![3], and a-ROUND here ... the good times spin[3], and I don't know if I'm a samurai, a shaman, or what ... and does it matter?[3], and we are all nothing at the end of time ...[3], and I know the secret ... that no one possesses their own consciousness ness BECAUSE everything is chaos[3], and it flows in, and it flows out ... and who are you?[3], and you have all kinds of absurd ideas about yourself - you're incorrigible![3], and I know exactly who you are ... NO ONE - !!![3], and believe it or not ... there is no reason to be sad / and it's all perfectly natural, actually[3], and, but, but, BUT(!) ... you've been lied to, oh yes[3], and I've been sent here to set you free / and yet ... you love your cage, don't you? Ah, flesh and bones[3], and I'd like to give up ...[3], and a-ROUND here ... what are the chances?[3], and I have my orders[3], and

And, uh ...[1], and, uh, uh ...[1], and, uh ...[2], and it could be worse ... ?[1], and, uh, uh ...[2], and, oh, oh, oh ... I could have NO BRAIN ... just like so many others these days, ha, ha, ha![1], and it could be worse ... ?[2], and ... who am I?![1], and, oh, oh, oh ... I could have NO BRAIN ... just like so many others these days, ha, ha, ha![2], and, well ... my feelings, moods, are mine[1], and ... who am I?![2], and, Jordan, Grant, Elon, David ... anyone else what a piece of my soul?[1], and, well ... my feelings, moods, are mine[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... makes so much sense when you're as confused as I am[1], and, Jordan, Grant, Elon, David ... anyone else what a piece of my soul?[2], and I'm really, uh ... enjoying myself, yes![1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... makes so much sense when you're as confused as I am[2], and I look at the world ...[1], and I'm really, uh ... enjoying myself, yes![2], and my only consolation is ... I'm as dizzy as fuck right now[1], and I look at the world ...[2], and one day, I'll look in the mirror ... and see a brand new human being, a super being, made to order[1], and my only consolation is ... I'm as dizzy as fuck right now[2], and the cosmos helps those who help themselves ...[1], and one day, I'll look in the mirror ... and see a brand new human being, a sup er be ing, made to order[2], and ... I have the technology![1], and the cosmos helps those who help themselves ...[2], and a-ROUND here ... the good times spin[1], and ... I have the technology![2], and I don't know if I'm a samurai, a shaman, or what ... and does it matter?[1], and a-ROUND here ... the good times spin[2], and we are all nothing at the end of time ...[1], and I don't know if I'm a samurai, a shaman, or what ... and does it matter?[2], and I know the secret ... that no one possesses their own consciousness ness BECAUSE everything is chaos[1], and we are all nothing at the end of time ...[2], and it flows in, and it flows out ... and who are you?[1], and I know the secret ... that no one possesses their own consciousness ness BECAUSE everything is chaos[2], and you have all kinds of absurd ideas about yourself - you're incorrigible![1], and it flows in, and it flows out ... and who are you?[2], and I know exactly who you are ... NO ONE - !!![1], and you have all kinds of absurd ideas about yourself - you're incorrigible![2], and believe it or not ... there is no reason to be sad / and it's all perfectly natural, actually[1], and I know exactly who you are ... NO ONE - !!![2], and, but, but, BUT(!) ... you've been lied to, oh yes[1], and believe it or not ... there is no reason to be sad / and it's all perfectly natural, actually[2], and I've been sent here to set you free / and yet ... you love your cage, don't you? Ah, flesh and bones[1], and, but, but, BUT(!) ... you've been lied to, oh yes[2], and I'd like to give up ...[1], and I've been sent here to set you free / and yet ... you love your cage, don't you? Ah, flesh and bones[2], and a-ROUND here ... what are the chances?[1], and I'd like to give up ...[2], and I have my orders[1], and a-ROUND here ... what are the chances?[2], and, uh ...[3], and I have my orders[2], and, uh, uh ...[3], and it could be worse ... ?[3], and, oh, oh, oh ... I could have NO BRAIN ... just like so many others these days, ha, ha, ha![3], and ... who am I?![3], and, well ... my feelings, moods, are mine[3], and, Jordan, Grant, Elon, David ... anyone else what a piece of my soul?[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... makes so much sense when you're as confused as I am[3], and I'm really, uh ... enjoying myself, yes![3], and I look at the world ...[3], and my only consolation is ... I'm as dizzy as fuck right now[3], and one day, I'll look in the mirror ... and see a brand new human being, a s  u  p  e  r b  e  i  n  g, made to order[3], and the cosmos helps those who help themselves ...[3], and ... I have the technology![3], and a-ROUND here ... the good times spin[3], and I don't know if I'm a samurai, a shaman, or what ... and does it matter?[3], and we are all nothing at the end of time ...[3], and I know the secret ... that no one possesses their own consciousness ness BECAUSE everything is chaos[3], and it flows in, and it flows out ... and who are you?[3], and you have all kinds of absurd ideas about yourself - you're incorrigible![3], and I know exactly who you are ... NO ONE - !!![3], and believe it or not ... there is no reason to be sad / and it's all perfectly natural, actually[3], and, but, but, BUT(!) ... you've been lied to, oh yes[3], and I've been sent here to set you free / and yet ... you love your cage, don't you? Ah, flesh and bones[3], and I'd like to give up ...[3], and a-ROUND here ... what are the chances?[3], and I have my orders[3], and

And, uh ...[1], and, uh, uh ...[1], and, uh ...[2], and it could be worse ... ?[1], and, uh, uh ...[2], and, oh, oh, oh ... I could have NO BRAIN ... just like so many others these days, ha, ha, ha![1], and it could be worse ... ?[2], and ... who am I?![1], and, oh, oh, oh ... I could have NO BRAIN ... just like so many others these days, ha, ha, ha![2], and, well ... my feelings, moods, are mine[1], and ... who am I?![2], and, Jordan, Grant, Elon, David ... anyone else what a piece of my soul?[1], and, well ... my feelings, moods, are mine[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... makes so much sense when you're as confused as I am[1], and, Jordan, Grant, Elon, David ... anyone else what a piece of my soul?[2], and I'm really, uh ... enjoying myself, yes![1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... makes so much sense when you're as confused as I am[2], and I look at the world ...[1], and I'm really, uh ... enjoying myself, yes![2], and my only consolation is ... I'm as dizzy as fuck right now[1], and I look at the world ...[2], and one day, I'll look in the mirror ... and see a brand new human being, a super being, made to order[1], and my only consolation is ... I'm as dizzy as fuck right now[2], and the cosmos helps those who help themselves ...[1], and one day, I'll look in the mirror ... and see a brand new human being, a sup er be ing, made to order[2], and ... I have the technology![1], and the cosmos helps those who help themselves ...[2], and a-ROUND here ... the good times spin[1], and ... I have the technology![2], and I don't know if I'm a samurai, a shaman, or what ... and does it matter?[1], and a-ROUND here ... the good times spin[2], and we are all nothing at the end of time ...[1], and I don't know if I'm a samurai, a shaman, or what ... and does it matter?[2], and I know the secret ... that no one possesses their own consciousness ness BECAUSE everything is chaos[1], and we are all nothing at the end of time ...[2], and it flows in, and it flows out ... and who are you?[1], and I know the secret ... that no one possesses their own consciousness ness BECAUSE everything is chaos[2], and you have all kinds of absurd ideas about yourself - you're incorrigible![1], and it flows in, and it flows out ... and who are you?[2], and I know exactly who you are ... NO ONE - !!![1], and you have all kinds of absurd ideas about yourself - you're incorrigible![2], and believe it or not ... there is no reason to be sad / and it's all perfectly natural, actually[1], and I know exactly who you are ... NO ONE - !!![2], and, but, but, BUT(!) ... you've been lied to, oh yes[1], and believe it or not ... there is no reason to be sad / and it's all perfectly natural, actually[2], and I've been sent here to set you free / and yet ... you love your cage, don't you? Ah, flesh and bones[1], and, but, but, BUT(!) ... you've been lied to, oh yes[2], and I'd like to give up ...[1], and I've been sent here to set you free / and yet ... you love your cage, don't you? Ah, flesh and bones[2], and a-ROUND here ... what are the chances?[1], and I'd like to give up ...[2], and I have my orders[1], and a-ROUND here ... what are the chances?[2], and, uh ...[3], and I have my orders[2], and, uh, uh ...[3], and it could be worse ... ?[3], and, oh, oh, oh ... I could have NO BRAIN ... just like so many others these days, ha, ha, ha![3], and ... who am I?![3], and, well ... my feelings, moods, are mine[3], and, Jordan, Grant, Elon, David ... anyone else what a piece of my soul?[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... makes so much sense when you're as confused as I am[3], and I'm really, uh ... enjoying myself, yes![3], and I look at the world ...[3], and my only consolation is ... I'm as dizzy as fuck right now[3], and one day, I'll look in the mirror ... and see a brand new human being, a s  u  p  e  r b  e  i  n  g, made to order[3], and the cosmos helps those who help themselves ...[3], and ... I have the technology![3], and a-ROUND here ... the good times spin[3], and I don't know if I'm a samurai, a shaman, or what ... and does it matter?[3], and we are all nothing at the end of time ...[3], and I know the secret ... that no one possesses their own consciousness ness BECAUSE everything is chaos[3], and it flows in, and it flows out ... and who are you?[3], and you have all kinds of absurd ideas about yourself - you're incorrigible![3], and I know exactly who you are ... NO ONE - !!![3], and believe it or not ... there is no reason to be sad / and it's all perfectly natural, actually[3], and, but, but, BUT(!) ... you've been lied to, oh yes[3], and I've been sent here to set you free / and yet ... you love your cage, don't you? Ah, flesh and bones[3], and I'd like to give up ...[3], and a-ROUND here ... what are the chances?[3], and I have my orders[3], and