Urges?! Who's got legal urges? Let's find out!
'Let's do it, boss!'
We are doing it, Voice. FFS.
London, UK. 10th July 2023 - HT Legal, a leading legal firm specialising in financial services claims, is calling on individuals who have concerns about their pension arrangements to come forward and seek assistance.
Pensions? Christ!
Bodhi didn't have a pension.
Walker didn't have a pension.
When Bodhi needed money, he would just rob a bank.
'And Walker?'
He would just pistol-whip someone. No fuss.
Anyway ...
The firm has announced the expansion of its Financial Services Claims team in response to a significant increase in pension claims across the UK. The surge in claims, often referred to as SIPP claims, has exposed the mismanagement and misconduct of Financial Advisers, SIPP providers, and Fund Managers regulated by the Financial Conduct Authority (FCA). These claims primarily involve unsuitable investments such as Harlequin, Store First, The Resort Group, and others, which have resulted in substantial losses for clients, eroding their hard-earned pension funds.
Okay. What does Tony say?
"We strongly encourage anybody who has any concerns about their pension investments or advice they have received to get in touch with us," says Tony Carter Managing Director at HT Legal. "Many individuals may be unaware of their rights or the potential for compensation. Our dedicated team is here to provide a free consultation, either by phone or online, to establish whether there are grounds for a claim before any formal commitment is required."
Yeah, okay. Thanks, Tony. No endorsement from me, obviously. All I will say is ...
Bodhi didn't have a pension.
Walker didn't have a pension.
When Bodhi needed money, he would just rob a bank.
'And Walker?'
He would just pistol-whip someone. No fuss.
You dig?
ENDS
...
Anything else?
Listen!
Bodhi didn't have a pension.
Walker didn't have a pension.
When Bodhi needed money, he would just rob a bank.
'And Walker?'
He would just pistol-whip someone. No fuss.
That's all I'm saying.
That's all I'm saying.
That's all I'm saying.
Anyway ...
My plans?
I'm getting a clearer idea, man. I'll probably take a year off music. I'll have to sell my guitars, and then buy a new one. So be it. / Any record companies who want me to be a rock star ... will have to ask me nicely. My main concern will be writing poetry in the land of the Owlman.
There are three or four big poetry competitions. Maybe next year I will enter each of them with two or three poems. If I don't win anything in the 2023 National Poetry Competition, like. I'm staying positive.
I can't do all that while wandering the beaches and cliffs though.
'You can write on the beaches and cliffs, Mikey. You can write a lot.'
That's right, Voice.
I will write a lot.
Laters.
