10 tips for getting rich

1. Win the lottery.


2. Find a load of money in a brown paper bag hidden behind a dustbin down an alleyway.


3. Pray to the elephant god Ganesh.


4. Become a film star, or a rock star - either will do.


5. Start a cult and take 10 per cent of your followers' earnings.


6. Go to your nearest volcano, gather up some rocks, and then sell them as genuine moon rocks.


7. If Ganesh is not interested, try Lakshmi.


8. Find a money spider. Treat it like one of the family.


9. Balance a crystal on your head.


10. If Lakshmi gives you the brush-off, I don't know who else to suggest.