Thursday, 22 September 2022

Human authority is demonic

Remember when I wrote: You don't need the devil if you have a leader ... ?

That is so true.

Just look at the world!

But never mind, eh?

Dolphins are superior beings. They weren't given arms or legs because the cosmos didn't want them getting mixed up in any bullshit. Think about it.

But never mind, eh?

Karajan believed in reincarnation. He said he wanted to come back as an eagle. I can respect that. An eagle is a fine choice.

So ...

Music ... ???

Music is my obsession.

A lot depends on how good the lyric for Life and Death turns out to be. I probably won't try to make logical sense with it.

I just want to feel - with the words, you understand?

If it all goes well ... I'm going to start calling myself the greatest songwriter ever. Yes, with my BIG TEN.

Deal with it.

The BIG TWENTY can take years, I don't care. Maybe the SMALL TEN will be my next smart move.

Let me close my eyes.

...

I've been thinking about Kafka's The Trial. That novel is about a lot more than the material world we see all around us. However, Kafka's three sisters all died in the Holocaust. That's really grim.

And the point I'm making is ...

Well ...

It's the dolphins we should be looking up to, and respecting.

Do you understand?

They're closer to the cosmos than "we" are. [Not me! You!]

Unless, as a human, you're a spiritual aristocrat. Kafka was definitely one. His visions may have been dark, but he was full of light himself.

Raise your consciousness!

Refinitiv Lipper: European ETF market report - August 2022

Ha, ha, ha! I knew Detlef would come through.

Let's do this!

ETF promoters in Europe enjoyed estimated net inflows (+€1.3 bn) for August 2022.
Assets under management in the European ETF industry decreased over the course of August to €1,284.0 bn.
Bond ETFs (+€5.2 bn) posted the highest estimated net inflows in the European ETF industry for August.
The best-selling Lipper global classification for August was Equity Global (+€4.1 bn), followed by Bond USD Government (+€1.5 bn) and Bond Emerging Markets Global HC (+€1.5 bn).
UBS ETF was the best-selling ETF promoter in Europe for August (+€2.7 bn), ahead of iShares (+€0.9 bn) and Vanguard (+€0.5 bn).
The 10 best-selling funds gathered estimated net inflows of €6.1 bn for August.
The best-selling ETF for August, UBS ETF (IE) MSCI ACWI SF UCITS ETF (hedged to USD) A-acc, enjoyed estimated net inflows of €1.3 bn.

Okay.

'What does Detlef say?'

Jesus! Give him a chance, Voice.

Come on, Detlef. In your own time, son.

Detlef?

'Ha!'

Oh, here he is!

Detlef Glow, Head of EMEA Research at Refinitiv Lipper, comments: "The ETF promoter in Europe enjoyed estimated net inflows for August 2022 after the first negative month for the European ETF industry since March 2020. These inflows occurred in a negative and volatile market environment in which investor sentiment was impacted by high inflation rates, increasing interest rates, geopolitical tensions, and disrupted delivery chains caused by the still ongoing The Thing in Europe and other parts of the world."

Well ... it's not ongoing, is it? The Thing.

Never mind.

Thanks, Detlef!

ENDS

...

Anything else? Music?

Well ...

How about a SMALL TEN ... eh?

'What's that, boss?'

It's a SMALL TEN.

'Yeah, what is that, FFS?'

It is - or could be - ten great but short pop/rock songs. No longer than three minutes. I've got three so far.

Love Me
Round The Bend
2.20 - no lyric yet

To go with my BIG TEN, like.

'Okay.'

The Beatles are the masters of this, of course.

From a few years ago -

I Want To Hold Your Hand
She Loves You
Please Please Me
I Feel Fine
Day Tripper
Drive My Car
Help!
Eight Days A Week
Ticket To Ride
Nowhere Man
We Can Work It Out
The Word
You're Going To Lose That Girl
And Your Bird Can Sing
Paperback Writer
Every Little Thing
All My Loving
A Hard Day's Night
Can't Buy Me Love
From Me To You

'What's that, boss?'

Christ, Voice! It's a SMALL TWENTY list I made years ago. 'Oh, okay.' I could probably revise it. I mean, A Hard Day's Night should probably be higher. And We Can Work It Out should definitely be third or fourth.

Anyway ...

Laters, kooks!


Actually, here's a SMALL TEN for the Beatles -

I Want To Hold Your Hand
She Loves You
Please Please Me
We Can Work It Out
Drive My Car
Help!
Eight Days A Week
I Feel Fine
Day Tripper
The Word

You dig?

Wednesday, 21 September 2022

[No. 1,034] What can stop the world?

Only the cosmos.

And, well ...[1], and here we are![1], and, well ...[2], and, uh, uh[1], and here we are![2], and as we spin, Christ ... the world still spins! / and ... what can be done about it?[1], and, uh, uh[2], and if we stop, for one moment ... ???[1], and as we spin, Christ ... the world still spins! / and ... what can be done about it?[2], and look into my eyes ...[1], and if we stop, for one moment ... ???[2], and, kooks, kooks[1], and look into my eyes ...[2], and, you ... listen to me ...[1], and, kooks, kooks[2], and one day ... I'll call in a favour ... and one day ... I'll make a special request of the cosmos[1], and, you ... listen to me ...[2], and I'm so connected[1], and one day ... I'll call in a favour ... and one day ... I'll make a special request of the cosmos[2], and, my friends ... if only you knew ... how much power I possess ... Ha! I hardly ever use it[1], and I'm so connected[2], and I don't need to[1], and, my friends ... if only you knew ... how much power I possess ... Ha! I hardly ever use it[2], and dolphins, dolphins ... dolphins![1], and I don't need to[2], and ... 'Ha! Here they come!'[1], and dolphins, dolphins ... dolphins![2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... !!![1], and ... 'Ha! Here they come!'[2], and, shut up, Voice[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... !!![2], and the power structures of the cold world are not even noticed by the cosmos - ah, strange but true[1], and, shut up, Voice[2], and ... you, you ... Do you believe?[1], and the power structures of the cold world are not even noticed by the cosmos - ah, strange but true[2], and when I dream, my God ... that's when I see EVERYTHING!!! ... and nothing is hidden from me[1], and ... you, you ... Do you believe?[2], and not everyone believes ...[1], and when I dream, my God ... that's when I see EVERYTHING!!! ... and nothing is hidden from me[2], and the squares are so incredibly thick ... don't you find?[1], and not everyone believes ...[2], and I mean ...[1], and the squares are so incredibly thick ... don't you find?[2], and if you, you, YOU(!) ... think I'm insane ... tell me! ... What does that say about you?[1], and I mean ...[2], and I could give up ... sometimes[1], and if you, you, YOU(!) ... think I'm insane ... tell me! ... What does that say about you?[2], and ... 'Don't give up!'[1], and I could give up ... sometimes[2], and if you live in darkness ... I won't necessarily want to be your light[1], and ... 'Don't give up!'[2], and I'm not a saint ...[1], and if you live in darkness ... I won't necessarily want to be your light[2], and you might be on your own ...[1], and I'm not a saint ...[2], and ... 'Yeah, on their own with the billions just like them'[1], and you might be on your own ...[2], and, ha, ha, ha![1], and ... 'Yeah, on their own with the billions just like them'[2], and it doesn't matter how many billions are like you ... you're not with them inside[1], and, ha, ha, ha![2], and you can't be[1], and it doesn't matter how many billions are like you ... you're not with them inside[2], and ... 'That's true'[1], and you can't be[2], and you're all alone[1], and ... 'That's true'[2], and the cosmos is dead to you because you don't feel it ... but for me it's like a trillion suns![1], and you're all alone[2], and ... very warm![1], and the cosmos is dead to you because you don't feel it ... but for me it's like a trillion suns![2], and I believe[1], and ... very warm![2], and, well ...[3], and I believe[2], and here we are![3], and, uh, uh[3], and as we spin, Christ ... the world still spins! / and ... what can be done about it?[3], and if we stop, for one moment ... ???[3], and look into my eyes ...[3], and, kooks, kooks[3], and, you ... listen to me ...[3], and one day ... I'll call in a favour ... and one day ... I'll make a special request of the cosmos[3], and I'm so connected[3], and, my friends ... if only you knew ... how much power I possess ... Ha! I hardly ever use it[3], and I don't need to[3], and dolphins, dolphins ... dolphins![3], and ... 'Ha! Here they come!'[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... !!![3], and, shut up, Voice[3], and the power structures of the cold world are not even noticed by the cosmos - ah, strange but true[3], and ... you, you ... Do you believe?[3], and when I dream, my God ... that's when I see EVERYTHING!!! ... and nothing is hidden from me[3], and not everyone believes ...[3], and the squares are so incredibly thick ... don't you find?[3], and I mean ...[3], and if you, you, YOU(!) ... think I'm insane ... tell me! ... What does that say about you?[3], and I could give up ... sometimes[3], and ... 'Don't give up!'[3], and if you live in darkness ... I won't necessarily want to be your light[3], and I'm not a saint ...[3], and you might be on your own ...[3], and ... 'Yeah, on their own with the billions just like them'[3], and, ha, ha, ha![3], and it doesn't matter how many billions are like you ... you're not with them inside[3], and you can't be[3], and ... 'That's true'[3], and you're all alone[3], and the cosmos is dead to you because you don't feel it ... but for me it's like a trillion suns![3], and ... very warm![3], and I believe[3], and

And, well ...[1], and here we are![1], and, well ...[2], and, uh, uh[1], and here we are![2], and as we spin, Christ ... the world still spins! / and ... what can be done about it?[1], and, uh, uh[2], and if we stop, for one moment ... ???[1], and as we spin, Christ ... the world still spins! / and ... what can be done about it?[2], and look into my eyes ...[1], and if we stop, for one moment ... ???[2], and, kooks, kooks[1], and look into my eyes ...[2], and, you ... listen to me ...[1], and, kooks, kooks[2], and one day ... I'll call in a favour ... and one day ... I'll make a special request of the cosmos[1], and, you ... listen to me ...[2], and I'm so connected[1], and one day ... I'll call in a favour ... and one day ... I'll make a special request of the cosmos[2], and, my friends ... if only you knew ... how much power I possess ... Ha! I hardly ever use it[1], and I'm so connected[2], and I don't need to[1], and, my friends ... if only you knew ... how much power I possess ... Ha! I hardly ever use it[2], and dolphins, dolphins ... dolphins![1], and I don't need to[2], and ... 'Ha! Here they come!'[1], and dolphins, dolphins ... dolphins![2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... !!![1], and ... 'Ha! Here they come!'[2], and, shut up, Voice[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... !!![2], and the power structures of the cold world are not even noticed by the cosmos - ah, strange but true[1], and, shut up, Voice[2], and ... you, you ... Do you believe?[1], and the power structures of the cold world are not even noticed by the cosmos - ah, strange but true[2], and when I dream, my God ... that's when I see EVERYTHING!!! ... and nothing is hidden from me[1], and ... you, you ... Do you believe?[2], and not everyone believes ...[1], and when I dream, my God ... that's when I see EVERYTHING!!! ... and nothing is hidden from me[2], and the squares are so incredibly thick ... don't you find?[1], and not everyone believes ...[2], and I mean ...[1], and the squares are so incredibly thick ... don't you find?[2], and if you, you, YOU(!) ... think I'm insane ... tell me! ... What does that say about you?[1], and I mean ...[2], and I could give up ... sometimes[1], and if you, you, YOU(!) ... think I'm insane ... tell me! ... What does that say about you?[2], and ... 'Don't give up!'[1], and I could give up ... sometimes[2], and if you live in darkness ... I won't necessarily want to be your light[1], and ... 'Don't give up!'[2], and I'm not a saint ...[1], and if you live in darkness ... I won't necessarily want to be your light[2], and you might be on your own ...[1], and I'm not a saint ...[2], and ... 'Yeah, on their own with the billions just like them'[1], and you might be on your own ...[2], and, ha, ha, ha![1], and ... 'Yeah, on their own with the billions just like them'[2], and it doesn't matter how many billions are like you ... you're not with them inside[1], and, ha, ha, ha![2], and you can't be[1], and it doesn't matter how many billions are like you ... you're not with them inside[2], and ... 'That's true'[1], and you can't be[2], and you're all alone[1], and ... 'That's true'[2], and the cosmos is dead to you because you don't feel it ... but for me it's like a trillion suns![1], and you're all alone[2], and ... very warm![1], and the cosmos is dead to you because you don't feel it ... but for me it's like a trillion suns![2], and I believe[1], and ... very warm![2], and, well ...[3], and I believe[2], and here we are![3], and, uh, uh[3], and as we spin, Christ ... the world still spins! / and ... what can be done about it?[3], and if we stop, for one moment ... ???[3], and look into my eyes ...[3], and, kooks, kooks[3], and, you ... listen to me ...[3], and one day ... I'll call in a favour ... and one day ... I'll make a special request of the cosmos[3], and I'm so connected[3], and, my friends ... if only you knew ... how much power I possess ... Ha! I hardly ever use it[3], and I don't need to[3], and dolphins, dolphins ... dolphins![3], and ... 'Ha! Here they come!'[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... !!![3], and, shut up, Voice[3], and the power structures of the cold world are not even noticed by the cosmos - ah, strange but true[3], and ... you, you ... Do you believe?[3], and when I dream, my God ... that's when I see EVERYTHING!!! ... and nothing is hidden from me[3], and not everyone believes ...[3], and the squares are so incredibly thick ... don't you find?[3], and I mean ...[3], and if you, you, YOU(!) ... think I'm insane ... tell me! ... What does that say about you?[3], and I could give up ... sometimes[3], and ... 'Don't give up!'[3], and if you live in darkness ... I won't necessarily want to be your light[3], and I'm not a saint ...[3], and you might be on your own ...[3], and ... 'Yeah, on their own with the billions just like them'[3], and, ha, ha, ha![3], and it doesn't matter how many billions are like you ... you're not with them inside[3], and you can't be[3], and ... 'That's true'[3], and you're all alone[3], and the cosmos is dead to you because you don't feel it ... but for me it's like a trillion suns![3], and ... very warm![3], and I believe[3], and

And, well ...[1], and here we are![1], and, well ...[2], and, uh, uh[1], and here we are![2], and as we spin, Christ ... the world still spins! / and ... what can be done about it?[1], and, uh, uh[2], and if we stop, for one moment ... ???[1], and as we spin, Christ ... the world still spins! / and ... what can be done about it?[2], and look into my eyes ...[1], and if we stop, for one moment ... ???[2], and, kooks, kooks[1], and look into my eyes ...[2], and, you ... listen to me ...[1], and, kooks, kooks[2], and one day ... I'll call in a favour ... and one day ... I'll make a special request of the cosmos[1], and, you ... listen to me ...[2], and I'm so connected[1], and one day ... I'll call in a favour ... and one day ... I'll make a special request of the cosmos[2], and, my friends ... if only you knew ... how much power I possess ... Ha! I hardly ever use it[1], and I'm so connected[2], and I don't need to[1], and, my friends ... if only you knew ... how much power I possess ... Ha! I hardly ever use it[2], and dolphins, dolphins ... dolphins![1], and I don't need to[2], and ... 'Ha! Here they come!'[1], and dolphins, dolphins ... dolphins![2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... !!![1], and ... 'Ha! Here they come!'[2], and, shut up, Voice[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... !!![2], and the power structures of the cold world are not even noticed by the cosmos - ah, strange but true[1], and, shut up, Voice[2], and ... you, you ... Do you believe?[1], and the power structures of the cold world are not even noticed by the cosmos - ah, strange but true[2], and when I dream, my God ... that's when I see EVERYTHING!!! ... and nothing is hidden from me[1], and ... you, you ... Do you believe?[2], and not everyone believes ...[1], and when I dream, my God ... that's when I see EVERYTHING!!! ... and nothing is hidden from me[2], and the squares are so incredibly thick ... don't you find?[1], and not everyone believes ...[2], and I mean ...[1], and the squares are so incredibly thick ... don't you find?[2], and if you, you, YOU(!) ... think I'm insane ... tell me! ... What does that say about you?[1], and I mean ...[2], and I could give up ... sometimes[1], and if you, you, YOU(!) ... think I'm insane ... tell me! ... What does that say about you?[2], and ... 'Don't give up!'[1], and I could give up ... sometimes[2], and if you live in darkness ... I won't necessarily want to be your light[1], and ... 'Don't give up!'[2], and I'm not a saint ...[1], and if you live in darkness ... I won't necessarily want to be your light[2], and you might be on your own ...[1], and I'm not a saint ...[2], and ... 'Yeah, on their own with the billions just like them'[1], and you might be on your own ...[2], and, ha, ha, ha![1], and ... 'Yeah, on their own with the billions just like them'[2], and it doesn't matter how many billions are like you ... you're not with them inside[1], and, ha, ha, ha![2], and you can't be[1], and it doesn't matter how many billions are like you ... you're not with them inside[2], and ... 'That's true'[1], and you can't be[2], and you're all alone[1], and ... 'That's true'[2], and the cosmos is dead to you because you don't feel it ... but for me it's like a trillion suns![1], and you're all alone[2], and ... very warm![1], and the cosmos is dead to you because you don't feel it ... but for me it's like a trillion suns![2], and I believe[1], and ... very warm![2], and, well ...[3], and I believe[2], and here we are![3], and, uh, uh[3], and as we spin, Christ ... the world still spins! / and ... what can be done about it?[3], and if we stop, for one moment ... ???[3], and look into my eyes ...[3], and, kooks, kooks[3], and, you ... listen to me ...[3], and one day ... I'll call in a favour ... and one day ... I'll make a special request of the cosmos[3], and I'm so connected[3], and, my friends ... if only you knew ... how much power I possess ... Ha! I hardly ever use it[3], and I don't need to[3], and dolphins, dolphins ... dolphins![3], and ... 'Ha! Here they come!'[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... !!![3], and, shut up, Voice[3], and the power structures of the cold world are not even noticed by the cosmos - ah, strange but true[3], and ... you, you ... Do you believe?[3], and when I dream, my God ... that's when I see EVERYTHING!!! ... and nothing is hidden from me[3], and not everyone believes ...[3], and the squares are so incredibly thick ... don't you find?[3], and I mean ...[3], and if you, you, YOU(!) ... think I'm insane ... tell me! ... What does that say about you?[3], and I could give up ... sometimes[3], and ... 'Don't give up!'[3], and if you live in darkness ... I won't necessarily want to be your light[3], and I'm not a saint ...[3], and you might be on your own ...[3], and ... 'Yeah, on their own with the billions just like them'[3], and, ha, ha, ha![3], and it doesn't matter how many billions are like you ... you're not with them inside[3], and you can't be[3], and ... 'That's true'[3], and you're all alone[3], and the cosmos is dead to you because you don't feel it ... but for me it's like a trillion suns![3], and ... very warm![3], and I believe[3], and

Music, I suppose

I've only got one PR email ...

What's going on?!

Never mind.

We'll have to talk about music ...

I had a weird dream last night. I dreamt I bought six vinyl copies of Bryan Ferry's Another Time, Another Place.

Why would I do that?

(There's a fox outside, making a noise. Or it might be that squirrel who lives on the roof. I can't be bothered to look.)

Never mind.

Anyway ... The Future, Life and Death, and And Rain Came Down should all be on my second album.

That's great, obviously, but I'll need two more songs like Mighty Soul and Shady, Dodgy, Shifty.

Two classic albums would set me up BIG TIME.

That's where The Stone Roses went wrong ...

And where Oasis went right ... Definitely Maybe and (What's The Story) Morning Glory?

I've said it before ... if The Stone Roses had released a second album full of songs like Fools Gold and Something's Burning they would have become gods!

'What about Ian Brown's singing at gigs, boss?'

Well ... I saw a video on YouTube the other week where he was singing quite nicely at one concert. However, his general singing would have stopped the band becoming really massive - especially in America.

It just wasn't to be, I suppose.

Having said that ... when you're the Napoleon of rock and roll ... you find a way to improve, you dig?

'Go, go, go!'

What, Voice?

'That vocal exercise you do. / Are you still doing it?'

Of course! Five days a week. Ten minutes in the morning, and ten minutes in the afternoon.

Out of all my recordings ... the "rough" recording of Shady, Dodgy, Shifty has my best vocal performance so far. It's as good as Ed Sheeran or Chris Martin or anyone like that. All the "smooth" guys, you dig? Let's hope I can do it again for the demo.

The good news is ... I'm a million miles away from the 2016 demo, man.

Anyway ...

I shouldn't have done those dumbbells yesterday. My shoulder is aching. Never mind.

Do you know ... I haven't had a veggie burger for a whole month? I don't know why. No particular reason. It's just one of those things.

I'll be having one tonight though.

Laters!

'Mikey!'

What, Voice?

'Say something motivational before you go.'

Eh?!

'For the readers.'

Oh, Christ.

Er ... 

DO IT! DO IT NOW!

'Bye, kooks!'

Tuesday, 20 September 2022

[No. 1,033] Karajan is the best model for the older rock star

You dig?

And it's just ...[1], and a-ROUND here ... or anywhere![1], and it's just ...[2], and the cold world can't stop it![1], and a-ROUND here ... or anywhere![2], and it's eyes closed, yes ... feeling the mystical ecstasy! ... What more do you want? ... What more does anyone want???[1], and the cold world can't stop it![2], and ... NOTHING - !!![1], and it's eyes closed, yes ... feeling the mystical ecstasy! ... What more do you want? ... What more does anyone want???[2], and, ha, ha, ha![1], and ... NOTHING - !!![2], and ... listen![1], and, ha, ha, ha![2], and ... shamanic rock![1], and ... listen![2], and I'm glad my best tunes have the grandeur of great classical tunes ... but no Bohemian Rhapsody nonsense, obviously[1], and ... sha manic r ock![2], and I don't need words, but here I am with these ones ... ... ...[1], and I'm glad my best tunes have the grandeur of great classical tunes ... but no Bohemian Rhapsody nonsense, obviously[2], and, so ...[1], and I don't need words, but here I am with these ones ... ... ...[2], and Karajan, Karajan, Kara -[1], and, so ...[2], and ... 'Not three times, boss, for Christ's sake!'[1], and Karajan, Karajan, Kara -[2], and, well, well, well ... I'm listening to his thunder of Beethoven now - the Ninth![1], and ... 'Not three times, boss, for Christ's sake!'[2], and the Nazi stuff? ... It's disturbing[1], and, well, well, well ... I'm listening to his thunder of Beethoven now - the Ninth![2], and, ah ... I'm so GONE![1], and the Nazi stuff? ... It's disturbing[2], and he didn't seem to care about the band or the audience ... and, well ... not as much as ...[1], and, ah ... I'm so GONE![2], and ... 'Why would he?'[1], and he didn't seem to care about the band or the audience ... and, well ... not as much as ...[2], and he was focused solely on the music streaming from the cosmos and through his body ...[1], and ... 'Why would he?'[2], and that's why his eyes were closed[1], and he was focused solely on the music streaming from the cosmos and through his body ...[2], and I know these things ... but how??? ... How do I know???[1], and that's why his eyes were closed[2], and ... 'The cosmos tells you'[1], and I know these things ... but how??? ... How do I know???[2], and, you, you, you??? ... Maybe just me, me, me ...[1], and ... 'The cosmos tells you'[2], and is this the time?[1], and, you, you, you??? ... Maybe just me, me, me ...[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and you can see everything when your eyes are closed[1], and is this the time?[2], and when my time comes ...[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and you can see everything when your eyes are closed[2], and I will rock outside of normal reality, man ... not caring what it looks like to square eyes[1], and when my time comes ...[2], and I'll be on the stage ... swaying[1], and I will rock outside of normal reality, man ... not caring what it looks like to square eyes[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and you can feel everything when your eyes are closed[1], and I'll be on the stage ... swaying[2], and I might fall into the audience ... totally out of it[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and you can feel everything when your eyes are closed[2], and what a beautiful life it could be!!![1], and I might fall into the audience ... totally out of it[2], and even when I'm seventy, or eighty, or ninety ... I'll keep on going until I can't[1], and what a beautiful life it could be!!![2], and what then???[1], and even when I'm seventy, or eighty, or ninety ... I'll keep on going until I can't[2], and I'll tell you one thing right now, kooks: I don't give a shit about Plato's ghost because because because[1], and what then???[2], and I know that when The End comes ... oh, what do I know?![1], and I'll tell you one thing right now, kooks: I don't give a shit about Plato's ghost because because because[2], and let me ... let me ... "think" ... uh[1], and I know that when The End comes ... oh, what do I know?![2], and ... 'You'll be promoted to cosmic dolphin, Mikey!!!'[1], and let me ... let me ... "think" ... uh[2], and, yes, yes ... YES - !!![1], and ... 'You'll be promoted to cosmic dolphin, Mikey!!!'[2], and it's just ...[3], and, yes, yes ... YES - !!![2], and a-ROUND here ... or anywhere![3], and the cold world can't stop it![3], and it's eyes closed, yes ... feeling the mystical ecstasy! ... What more do you want? ... What more does anyone want???[3], and ... NOTHING - !!![3], and, ha, ha, ha![3], and ... listen![3], and ... s  h  a  m  a  n  i  c r  o  c  k![3], and I'm glad my best tunes have the grandeur of great classical tunes ... but no Bohemian Rhapsody nonsense, obviously[3], and I don't need words, but here I am with these ones ... ... ...[3], and, so ...[3], and Karajan, Karajan, Kara -[3], and ... 'Not three times, boss, for Christ's sake!'[3], and, well, well, well ... I'm listening to his thunder of Beethoven now - the Ninth![3], and the Nazi stuff? ... It's disturbing[3], and, ah ... I'm so GONE![3], and he didn't seem to care about the band or the audience ... and, well ... not as much as ...[3], and ... 'Why would he?'[3], and he was focused solely on the music streaming from the cosmos and through his body ...[3], and that's why his eyes were closed[3], and I know these things ... but how??? ... How do I know???[3], and ... 'The cosmos tells you'[3], and, you, you, you??? ... Maybe just me, me, me ...[3], and is this the time?[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and you can see everything when your eyes are closed[3], and when my time comes ...[3], and I will rock outside of normal reality, man ... not caring what it looks like to square eyes[3], and I'll be on the stage ... swaying[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and you can feel everything when your eyes are closed[3], and I might fall into the audience ... totally out of it[3], and what a beautiful life it could be!!![3], and even when I'm seventy, or eighty, or ninety ... I'll keep on going until I can't[3], and what then???[3], and I'll tell you one thing right now, kooks: I don't give a shit about Plato's ghost because because because[3], and I know that when The End comes ... oh, what do I know?![3], and let me ... let me ... "think" ... uh[3], and ... 'You'll be promoted to cosmic dolphin, Mikey!!!'[3], and, yes, yes ... YES - !!![3], and

And it's just ...[1], and a-ROUND here ... or anywhere![1], and it's just ...[2], and the cold world can't stop it![1], and a-ROUND here ... or anywhere![2], and it's eyes closed, yes ... feeling the mystical ecstasy! ... What more do you want? ... What more does anyone want???[1], and the cold world can't stop it![2], and ... NOTHING - !!![1], and it's eyes closed, yes ... feeling the mystical ecstasy! ... What more do you want? ... What more does anyone want???[2], and, ha, ha, ha![1], and ... NOTHING - !!![2], and ... listen![1], and, ha, ha, ha![2], and ... shamanic rock![1], and ... listen![2], and I'm glad my best tunes have the grandeur of great classical tunes ... but no Bohemian Rhapsody nonsense, obviously[1], and ... sha manic r ock![2], and I don't need words, but here I am with these ones ... ... ...[1], and I'm glad my best tunes have the grandeur of great classical tunes ... but no Bohemian Rhapsody nonsense, obviously[2], and, so ...[1], and I don't need words, but here I am with these ones ... ... ...[2], and Karajan, Karajan, Kara -[1], and, so ...[2], and ... 'Not three times, boss, for Christ's sake!'[1], and Karajan, Karajan, Kara -[2], and, well, well, well ... I'm listening to his thunder of Beethoven now - the Ninth![1], and ... 'Not three times, boss, for Christ's sake!'[2], and the Nazi stuff? ... It's disturbing[1], and, well, well, well ... I'm listening to his thunder of Beethoven now - the Ninth![2], and, ah ... I'm so GONE![1], and the Nazi stuff? ... It's disturbing[2], and he didn't seem to care about the band or the audience ... and, well ... not as much as ...[1], and, ah ... I'm so GONE![2], and ... 'Why would he?'[1], and he didn't seem to care about the band or the audience ... and, well ... not as much as ...[2], and he was focused solely on the music streaming from the cosmos and through his body ...[1], and ... 'Why would he?'[2], and that's why his eyes were closed[1], and he was focused solely on the music streaming from the cosmos and through his body ...[2], and I know these things ... but how??? ... How do I know???[1], and that's why his eyes were closed[2], and ... 'The cosmos tells you'[1], and I know these things ... but how??? ... How do I know???[2], and, you, you, you??? ... Maybe just me, me, me ...[1], and ... 'The cosmos tells you'[2], and is this the time?[1], and, you, you, you??? ... Maybe just me, me, me ...[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and you can see everything when your eyes are closed[1], and is this the time?[2], and when my time comes ...[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and you can see everything when your eyes are closed[2], and I will rock outside of normal reality, man ... not caring what it looks like to square eyes[1], and when my time comes ...[2], and I'll be on the stage ... swaying[1], and I will rock outside of normal reality, man ... not caring what it looks like to square eyes[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and you can feel everything when your eyes are closed[1], and I'll be on the stage ... swaying[2], and I might fall into the audience ... totally out of it[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and you can feel everything when your eyes are closed[2], and what a beautiful life it could be!!![1], and I might fall into the audience ... totally out of it[2], and even when I'm seventy, or eighty, or ninety ... I'll keep on going until I can't[1], and what a beautiful life it could be!!![2], and what then???[1], and even when I'm seventy, or eighty, or ninety ... I'll keep on going until I can't[2], and I'll tell you one thing right now, kooks: I don't give a shit about Plato's ghost because because because[1], and what then???[2], and I know that when The End comes ... oh, what do I know?![1], and I'll tell you one thing right now, kooks: I don't give a shit about Plato's ghost because because because[2], and let me ... let me ... "think" ... uh[1], and I know that when The End comes ... oh, what do I know?![2], and ... 'You'll be promoted to cosmic dolphin, Mikey!!!'[1], and let me ... let me ... "think" ... uh[2], and, yes, yes ... YES - !!![1], and ... 'You'll be promoted to cosmic dolphin, Mikey!!!'[2], and it's just ...[3], and, yes, yes ... YES - !!![2], and a-ROUND here ... or anywhere![3], and the cold world can't stop it![3], and it's eyes closed, yes ... feeling the mystical ecstasy! ... What more do you want? ... What more does anyone want???[3], and ... NOTHING - !!![3], and, ha, ha, ha![3], and ... listen![3], and ... s  h  a  m  a  n  i  c r  o  c  k![3], and I'm glad my best tunes have the grandeur of great classical tunes ... but no Bohemian Rhapsody nonsense, obviously[3], and I don't need words, but here I am with these ones ... ... ...[3], and, so ...[3], and Karajan, Karajan, Kara -[3], and ... 'Not three times, boss, for Christ's sake!'[3], and, well, well, well ... I'm listening to his thunder of Beethoven now - the Ninth![3], and the Nazi stuff? ... It's disturbing[3], and, ah ... I'm so GONE![3], and he didn't seem to care about the band or the audience ... and, well ... not as much as ...[3], and ... 'Why would he?'[3], and he was focused solely on the music streaming from the cosmos and through his body ...[3], and that's why his eyes were closed[3], and I know these things ... but how??? ... How do I know???[3], and ... 'The cosmos tells you'[3], and, you, you, you??? ... Maybe just me, me, me ...[3], and is this the time?[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and you can see everything when your eyes are closed[3], and when my time comes ...[3], and I will rock outside of normal reality, man ... not caring what it looks like to square eyes[3], and I'll be on the stage ... swaying[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and you can feel everything when your eyes are closed[3], and I might fall into the audience ... totally out of it[3], and what a beautiful life it could be!!![3], and even when I'm seventy, or eighty, or ninety ... I'll keep on going until I can't[3], and what then???[3], and I'll tell you one thing right now, kooks: I don't give a shit about Plato's ghost because because because[3], and I know that when The End comes ... oh, what do I know?![3], and let me ... let me ... "think" ... uh[3], and ... 'You'll be promoted to cosmic dolphin, Mikey!!!'[3], and, yes, yes ... YES - !!![3], and

And it's just ...[1], and a-ROUND here ... or anywhere![1], and it's just ...[2], and the cold world can't stop it![1], and a-ROUND here ... or anywhere![2], and it's eyes closed, yes ... feeling the mystical ecstasy! ... What more do you want? ... What more does anyone want???[1], and the cold world can't stop it![2], and ... NOTHING - !!![1], and it's eyes closed, yes ... feeling the mystical ecstasy! ... What more do you want? ... What more does anyone want???[2], and, ha, ha, ha![1], and ... NOTHING - !!![2], and ... listen![1], and, ha, ha, ha![2], and ... shamanic rock![1], and ... listen![2], and I'm glad my best tunes have the grandeur of great classical tunes ... but no Bohemian Rhapsody nonsense, obviously[1], and ... sha manic r ock![2], and I don't need words, but here I am with these ones ... ... ...[1], and I'm glad my best tunes have the grandeur of great classical tunes ... but no Bohemian Rhapsody nonsense, obviously[2], and, so ...[1], and I don't need words, but here I am with these ones ... ... ...[2], and Karajan, Karajan, Kara -[1], and, so ...[2], and ... 'Not three times, boss, for Christ's sake!'[1], and Karajan, Karajan, Kara -[2], and, well, well, well ... I'm listening to his thunder of Beethoven now - the Ninth![1], and ... 'Not three times, boss, for Christ's sake!'[2], and the Nazi stuff? ... It's disturbing[1], and, well, well, well ... I'm listening to his thunder of Beethoven now - the Ninth![2], and, ah ... I'm so GONE![1], and the Nazi stuff? ... It's disturbing[2], and he didn't seem to care about the band or the audience ... and, well ... not as much as ...[1], and, ah ... I'm so GONE![2], and ... 'Why would he?'[1], and he didn't seem to care about the band or the audience ... and, well ... not as much as ...[2], and he was focused solely on the music streaming from the cosmos and through his body ...[1], and ... 'Why would he?'[2], and that's why his eyes were closed[1], and he was focused solely on the music streaming from the cosmos and through his body ...[2], and I know these things ... but how??? ... How do I know???[1], and that's why his eyes were closed[2], and ... 'The cosmos tells you'[1], and I know these things ... but how??? ... How do I know???[2], and, you, you, you??? ... Maybe just me, me, me ...[1], and ... 'The cosmos tells you'[2], and is this the time?[1], and, you, you, you??? ... Maybe just me, me, me ...[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and you can see everything when your eyes are closed[1], and is this the time?[2], and when my time comes ...[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and you can see everything when your eyes are closed[2], and I will rock outside of normal reality, man ... not caring what it looks like to square eyes[1], and when my time comes ...[2], and I'll be on the stage ... swaying[1], and I will rock outside of normal reality, man ... not caring what it looks like to square eyes[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and you can feel everything when your eyes are closed[1], and I'll be on the stage ... swaying[2], and I might fall into the audience ... totally out of it[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and you can feel everything when your eyes are closed[2], and what a beautiful life it could be!!![1], and I might fall into the audience ... totally out of it[2], and even when I'm seventy, or eighty, or ninety ... I'll keep on going until I can't[1], and what a beautiful life it could be!!![2], and what then???[1], and even when I'm seventy, or eighty, or ninety ... I'll keep on going until I can't[2], and I'll tell you one thing right now, kooks: I don't give a shit about Plato's ghost because because because[1], and what then???[2], and I know that when The End comes ... oh, what do I know?![1], and I'll tell you one thing right now, kooks: I don't give a shit about Plato's ghost because because because[2], and let me ... let me ... "think" ... uh[1], and I know that when The End comes ... oh, what do I know?![2], and ... 'You'll be promoted to cosmic dolphin, Mikey!!!'[1], and let me ... let me ... "think" ... uh[2], and, yes, yes ... YES - !!![1], and ... 'You'll be promoted to cosmic dolphin, Mikey!!!'[2], and it's just ...[3], and, yes, yes ... YES - !!![2], and a-ROUND here ... or anywhere![3], and the cold world can't stop it![3], and it's eyes closed, yes ... feeling the mystical ecstasy! ... What more do you want? ... What more does anyone want???[3], and ... NOTHING - !!![3], and, ha, ha, ha![3], and ... listen![3], and ... s  h  a  m  a  n  i  c r  o  c  k![3], and I'm glad my best tunes have the grandeur of great classical tunes ... but no Bohemian Rhapsody nonsense, obviously[3], and I don't need words, but here I am with these ones ... ... ...[3], and, so ...[3], and Karajan, Karajan, Kara -[3], and ... 'Not three times, boss, for Christ's sake!'[3], and, well, well, well ... I'm listening to his thunder of Beethoven now - the Ninth![3], and the Nazi stuff? ... It's disturbing[3], and, ah ... I'm so GONE![3], and he didn't seem to care about the band or the audience ... and, well ... not as much as ...[3], and ... 'Why would he?'[3], and he was focused solely on the music streaming from the cosmos and through his body ...[3], and that's why his eyes were closed[3], and I know these things ... but how??? ... How do I know???[3], and ... 'The cosmos tells you'[3], and, you, you, you??? ... Maybe just me, me, me ...[3], and is this the time?[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and you can see everything when your eyes are closed[3], and when my time comes ...[3], and I will rock outside of normal reality, man ... not caring what it looks like to square eyes[3], and I'll be on the stage ... swaying[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and you can feel everything when your eyes are closed[3], and I might fall into the audience ... totally out of it[3], and what a beautiful life it could be!!![3], and even when I'm seventy, or eighty, or ninety ... I'll keep on going until I can't[3], and what then???[3], and I'll tell you one thing right now, kooks: I don't give a shit about Plato's ghost because because because[3], and I know that when The End comes ... oh, what do I know?![3], and let me ... let me ... "think" ... uh[3], and ... 'You'll be promoted to cosmic dolphin, Mikey!!!'[3], and, yes, yes ... YES - !!![3], and

The importance of a lucrative deal

Well, well ...

Hi Michael,

I hope you're well. Do let me know if you'd like to hear more from Nayan on this, or any related topics. 

Yeah, yeah. Get on with it!

Nayan Gala, founder of UK-India investment banking platform, JPIN, explains why a trade deal between both nations is critical for economic growth ...

Fuelled by surging energy prices, the increased value of imports, and weak export performance, the UK trade gap widened to a near record-high in the three months to July, according to the Office for National Statistics (ONS). The data additionally revealed that trade deficit in goods and services rose from £1.2 billion to £27 billion during this period, compared to the previous quarter - reaching a near all-time high. This comes as Liz Truss begins to carry out her duties, with the newly announced prime minister expressing her commitment to pull Britain out of its -

Okay, okay. Christ.

What does our Nayan actually say? Come on!

Nayan Gala, investment specialist and founder of JPIN, explains why a UK-India trade deal is critical for Britain's economic growth:

"The newly released ONS data outlines the need for the UK government to forge new trade partnerships in order to reduce the deficit. Post-Brexit, there are a wealth of opportunities that can be found beyond Europe, with India seeming to be the current focus."

There is no "wealth of opportunities", man, but I'll let it go.

Please continue.

"At a time when economies around the world are facing significant macro-economic headwinds, the importance of increased trade collaboration between countries is really coming to the fore. We could be just a few months away from seeing a lucrative free trade agreement being signed by the UK and India, which stands to significantly benefit both sides. 

"A Diwali deadline has been set, and there don't appear to be many stumbling blocks that would prevent this from materializing. The UK-India relationship already supports 110,000 jobs in the UK, and foreign investment into Britain from India was worth £10.6bn in 2020, but this could just be the beginning of an even more fruitful relationship. It would also mark one of the biggest and most important steps in the post-Brexit era."

Okay, okay. Fair enough.

Thanks, Nayan!

If you have any further questions, or if you'd like to speak to Nayan, please don't hesitate to reach out - I'd be happy to set up an exclusive interview.

Kind Regards,

Chloe

No, no, no. Thank you, Chloe, but I don't want to be interviewed. My manager has advised me to be the mysterious type - like Prince, you know? 'Your manager?' That's you, Voice, you idiot! 'Oh, of course! / Am I getting twenty percent?'

Ha! No - is the short answer.

People will think I'm insane if I give twenty percent of my earnings to a disembodied voice from the astral plane.

Do you know what I mean?

ENDS

...

Anything else?

I haven't done the dumbbells for over a week because I hurt my shoulder, but I will try starting again today - with the lighter dumbbells.

I've improved Love Me by not repeating the chorus at the end. It's thirty seconds shorter now at 3.00 - roughly.

It's a super-cool pop song!

I've been listening to Round The Bend. That's a super-cool rock song at 2.54.

I've got to write the lyric for the 2.20 tune. That will be a super-cool pop song.

And, uh ...

'So ... what are you saying, boss?'

I'm saying, Voice, and kooks ... the pressure is off with my BIG TEN ... and maybe I can write a load of these short songs ...

Because I really like them, you dig?

Laters!

Thursday, 15 September 2022

I need more big songs

The thing is -

'Hang on a minute, boss!'

What, Voice?

'Last week, you were saying you need more minor songs.'

Well, that's true.

'Oh.'

But big songs are more important.

You see, as a fifty-three-year-old who wants to be a rock star ... I'm in a weak position. Just because of my age, you dig?

'Yeah.'

However, my biggest songs -

Mighty Soul
Shady, Dodgy, Shifty
The Future

... make me strong.

And I need more strength!!!

'Oh.'

So, even though my BIG TEN of songs is as good as The Beatles' BIG TEN ... and slightly better than the Oasis and U2 BIG TENs ...

I need a BIG TWENTY.

No one has got one of those. [Not with the sort of songs I'm talking about, man.]

'How long will that take?'

Being realistic ...

Another five years ... ???

Maybe. I don't know.

'More work!'

And those twenty songs could be spread over three albums - with supporting songs, obviously.

'Okay.'

Strategy, strategy, strategy.

Remember, kooks ... I'm the Napoleon of rock and roll!

Ha, ha, ha!

'Eh? I thought you were the Caesar of rock and roll?!'

Ha, ha, ha! That, too, Voice. That, too.

Uh.

Whatever.

Anyway ...

My demo? I DON'T KNOW. Ask me one on sport. I can record any time now. Any time at all! It's just Life and Death that bothers me. I don't want to write "negative" shit no more. I ain't gonna be no Leonard Cohen, you dig?

'Just get the lyric out of the way, and then move on with your life.'

Yeah.

And I've got to write that small lyric, too.

2.20.

Listen!

I don't like saying that I only have fifteen songs.

I want to say I have ... seventeen songs.

It's all psychological, kooks. You understand, don't you?

You better!

Because the squares aren't going to understand me, are they?

Laters!

Wednesday, 14 September 2022

[No. 1,032] How alive are you?

I'm talking to the squares.

And, hello ...[1], and I'm a very friendly spiritual aristocrat - believe it or not[1], and, hello ...[2], and ... 'He's here to help'[1], and I'm a very friendly spiritual aristocrat - believe it or not[2], and I'm looking at you ... and I'm thinking ... you need to do something crazy ... oh, do it now![1], and ... 'He's here to help'[2], and get a tin of baked beans ...[1], and I'm looking at you ... and I'm thinking ... you need to do something crazy ... oh, do it now![2], and ... 'Come on!'[1], and get a tin of baked beans ...[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and are you in the right state for this post?[1], and ... 'Come on!'[2], and never ever mind ...[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and are you in the right state for this post?[2], and open the tin, my friend ...[1], and never ever mind ...[2], and it's easy[1], and open the tin, my friend ...[2], and I really hope you're doing what I tell you because ... you're no good by yourself[1], and it's easy[2], and ... 'They're clueless, boss!'[1], and I really hope you're doing what I tell you because ... you're no good by yourself[2], and ... they need me, Voice ... the whole world needs me ...[1], and ... 'They're clueless, boss!'[2], and, so ...[1], and ... they need me, Voice ... the whole world needs me ...[2], and, hello, hello, hello, listen to me NOW(!) ... I want you to pour the baked beans over your head[1], and, so ...[2], and ... 'Ha!'[1], and, hello, hello, hello, listen to me NOW(!) ... I want you to pour the baked beans over your head[2], and if you're at work ... let your co-workers see it[1], and ... 'Ha!'[2], and all down your face ...[1], and if you're at work ... let your co-workers see it[2], and smile at them ... let them see you smile through the baked beans - with no shame, and no fear![1], and all down your face ...[2], and .. 'I'm loving this!'[1], and smile at them ... let them see you smile through the baked beans - with no shame, and no fear![2], and do it - wherever you are![1], and .. 'I'm loving this!'[2], and if you're at home with, uh ... "family" or "friends" ... show them how much of a stranger you are[1], and do it - wherever you are![2], and let insanity alienate you[1], and if you're at home with, uh ... "family" or "friends" ... show them how much of a stranger you are[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and am I getting through that thick skull of yours?[1], and let insanity alienate you[2], and ... Come on, come on!!![1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and am I getting through that thick skull of yours?[2], and I don't want to judge anyone ... but the world is divided into kooks and squares ... Pick the right side![1], and ... Come on, come on!!![2], and ... 'I'm a proud kook, Mikey!'[1], and I don't want to judge anyone ... but the world is divided into kooks and squares ... Pick the right side![2], and one of these days ... you will be judged ... by the cosmos[1], and ... 'I'm a proud kook, Mikey!'[2], and that's no joke[1], and one of these days ... you will be judged ... by the cosmos[2], and what are the chances ... you'll be promoted to dolphin ... the way you're going? ... Be honest[1], and that's no joke[2], and I'll pray for you[1], and what are the chances ... you'll be promoted to dolphin ... the way you're going? ... Be honest[2], and, hello ...[3], and I'll pray for you[2], and I'm a very friendly spiritual aristocrat - believe it or not[3], and ... 'He's here to help'[3], and I'm looking at you ... and I'm thinking ... you need to do something crazy ... oh, do it now![3], and get a tin of baked beans ...[3], and ... 'Come on!'[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and are you in the right state for this post?[3], and never ever mind ...[3], and open the tin, my friend ...[3], and it's easy[3], and I really hope you're doing what I tell you because ... you're no good by yourself[3], and ... 'They're clueless, boss!'[3], and ... they need me, Voice ... the whole world needs me ...[3], and, so ...[3], and, hello, hello, hello, listen to me NOW(!) ... I want you to pour the baked beans over your head[3], and ... 'Ha!'[3], and if you're at work ... let your co-workers see it[3], and all down your face ...[3], and smile at them ... let them see you smile through the baked beans - with no shame, and no fear![3], and .. 'I'm loving this!'[3], and do it - wherever you are![3], and if you're at home with, uh ... "family" or "friends" ... show them how much of a stranger you are[3], and let insanity alienate you[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and am I getting through that thick skull of yours?[3], and ... Come on, come on!!![3], and I don't want to judge anyone ... but the world is divided into kooks and squares ... Pick the right side![3], and ... 'I'm a proud kook, Mikey!'[3], and one of these days ... you will be judged ... by the cosmos[3], and that's no joke[3], and what are the chances ... you'll be promoted to dolphin ... the way you're going? ... Be honest[3], and I'll pray for you[3], and

And, hello ...[1], and I'm a very friendly spiritual aristocrat - believe it or not[1], and, hello ...[2], and ... 'He's here to help'[1], and I'm a very friendly spiritual aristocrat - believe it or not[2], and I'm looking at you ... and I'm thinking ... you need to do something crazy ... oh, do it now![1], and ... 'He's here to help'[2], and get a tin of baked beans ...[1], and I'm looking at you ... and I'm thinking ... you need to do something crazy ... oh, do it now![2], and ... 'Come on!'[1], and get a tin of baked beans ...[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and are you in the right state for this post?[1], and ... 'Come on!'[2], and never ever mind ...[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and are you in the right state for this post?[2], and open the tin, my friend ...[1], and never ever mind ...[2], and it's easy[1], and open the tin, my friend ...[2], and I really hope you're doing what I tell you because ... you're no good by yourself[1], and it's easy[2], and ... 'They're clueless, boss!'[1], and I really hope you're doing what I tell you because ... you're no good by yourself[2], and ... they need me, Voice ... the whole world needs me ...[1], and ... 'They're clueless, boss!'[2], and, so ...[1], and ... they need me, Voice ... the whole world needs me ...[2], and, hello, hello, hello, listen to me NOW(!) ... I want you to pour the baked beans over your head[1], and, so ...[2], and ... 'Ha!'[1], and, hello, hello, hello, listen to me NOW(!) ... I want you to pour the baked beans over your head[2], and if you're at work ... let your co-workers see it[1], and ... 'Ha!'[2], and all down your face ...[1], and if you're at work ... let your co-workers see it[2], and smile at them ... let them see you smile through the baked beans - with no shame, and no fear![1], and all down your face ...[2], and .. 'I'm loving this!'[1], and smile at them ... let them see you smile through the baked beans - with no shame, and no fear![2], and do it - wherever you are![1], and .. 'I'm loving this!'[2], and if you're at home with, uh ... "family" or "friends" ... show them how much of a stranger you are[1], and do it - wherever you are![2], and let insanity alienate you[1], and if you're at home with, uh ... "family" or "friends" ... show them how much of a stranger you are[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and am I getting through that thick skull of yours?[1], and let insanity alienate you[2], and ... Come on, come on!!![1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and am I getting through that thick skull of yours?[2], and I don't want to judge anyone ... but the world is divided into kooks and squares ... Pick the right side![1], and ... Come on, come on!!![2], and ... 'I'm a proud kook, Mikey!'[1], and I don't want to judge anyone ... but the world is divided into kooks and squares ... Pick the right side![2], and one of these days ... you will be judged ... by the cosmos[1], and ... 'I'm a proud kook, Mikey!'[2], and that's no joke[1], and one of these days ... you will be judged ... by the cosmos[2], and what are the chances ... you'll be promoted to dolphin ... the way you're going? ... Be honest[1], and that's no joke[2], and I'll pray for you[1], and what are the chances ... you'll be promoted to dolphin ... the way you're going? ... Be honest[2], and, hello ...[3], and I'll pray for you[2], and I'm a very friendly spiritual aristocrat - believe it or not[3], and ... 'He's here to help'[3], and I'm looking at you ... and I'm thinking ... you need to do something crazy ... oh, do it now![3], and get a tin of baked beans ...[3], and ... 'Come on!'[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and are you in the right state for this post?[3], and never ever mind ...[3], and open the tin, my friend ...[3], and it's easy[3], and I really hope you're doing what I tell you because ... you're no good by yourself[3], and ... 'They're clueless, boss!'[3], and ... they need me, Voice ... the whole world needs me ...[3], and, so ...[3], and, hello, hello, hello, listen to me NOW(!) ... I want you to pour the baked beans over your head[3], and ... 'Ha!'[3], and if you're at work ... let your co-workers see it[3], and all down your face ...[3], and smile at them ... let them see you smile through the baked beans - with no shame, and no fear![3], and .. 'I'm loving this!'[3], and do it - wherever you are![3], and if you're at home with, uh ... "family" or "friends" ... show them how much of a stranger you are[3], and let insanity alienate you[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and am I getting through that thick skull of yours?[3], and ... Come on, come on!!![3], and I don't want to judge anyone ... but the world is divided into kooks and squares ... Pick the right side![3], and ... 'I'm a proud kook, Mikey!'[3], and one of these days ... you will be judged ... by the cosmos[3], and that's no joke[3], and what are the chances ... you'll be promoted to dolphin ... the way you're going? ... Be honest[3], and I'll pray for you[3], and

And, hello ...[1], and I'm a very friendly spiritual aristocrat - believe it or not[1], and, hello ...[2], and ... 'He's here to help'[1], and I'm a very friendly spiritual aristocrat - believe it or not[2], and I'm looking at you ... and I'm thinking ... you need to do something crazy ... oh, do it now![1], and ... 'He's here to help'[2], and get a tin of baked beans ...[1], and I'm looking at you ... and I'm thinking ... you need to do something crazy ... oh, do it now![2], and ... 'Come on!'[1], and get a tin of baked beans ...[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and are you in the right state for this post?[1], and ... 'Come on!'[2], and never ever mind ...[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and are you in the right state for this post?[2], and open the tin, my friend ...[1], and never ever mind ...[2], and it's easy[1], and open the tin, my friend ...[2], and I really hope you're doing what I tell you because ... you're no good by yourself[1], and it's easy[2], and ... 'They're clueless, boss!'[1], and I really hope you're doing what I tell you because ... you're no good by yourself[2], and ... they need me, Voice ... the whole world needs me ...[1], and ... 'They're clueless, boss!'[2], and, so ...[1], and ... they need me, Voice ... the whole world needs me ...[2], and, hello, hello, hello, listen to me NOW(!) ... I want you to pour the baked beans over your head[1], and, so ...[2], and ... 'Ha!'[1], and, hello, hello, hello, listen to me NOW(!) ... I want you to pour the baked beans over your head[2], and if you're at work ... let your co-workers see it[1], and ... 'Ha!'[2], and all down your face ...[1], and if you're at work ... let your co-workers see it[2], and smile at them ... let them see you smile through the baked beans - with no shame, and no fear![1], and all down your face ...[2], and .. 'I'm loving this!'[1], and smile at them ... let them see you smile through the baked beans - with no shame, and no fear![2], and do it - wherever you are![1], and .. 'I'm loving this!'[2], and if you're at home with, uh ... "family" or "friends" ... show them how much of a stranger you are[1], and do it - wherever you are![2], and let insanity alienate you[1], and if you're at home with, uh ... "family" or "friends" ... show them how much of a stranger you are[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and am I getting through that thick skull of yours?[1], and let insanity alienate you[2], and ... Come on, come on!!![1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and am I getting through that thick skull of yours?[2], and I don't want to judge anyone ... but the world is divided into kooks and squares ... Pick the right side![1], and ... Come on, come on!!![2], and ... 'I'm a proud kook, Mikey!'[1], and I don't want to judge anyone ... but the world is divided into kooks and squares ... Pick the right side![2], and one of these days ... you will be judged ... by the cosmos[1], and ... 'I'm a proud kook, Mikey!'[2], and that's no joke[1], and one of these days ... you will be judged ... by the cosmos[2], and what are the chances ... you'll be promoted to dolphin ... the way you're going? ... Be honest[1], and that's no joke[2], and I'll pray for you[1], and what are the chances ... you'll be promoted to dolphin ... the way you're going? ... Be honest[2], and, hello ...[3], and I'll pray for you[2], and I'm a very friendly spiritual aristocrat - believe it or not[3], and ... 'He's here to help'[3], and I'm looking at you ... and I'm thinking ... you need to do something crazy ... oh, do it now![3], and get a tin of baked beans ...[3], and ... 'Come on!'[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and are you in the right state for this post?[3], and never ever mind ...[3], and open the tin, my friend ...[3], and it's easy[3], and I really hope you're doing what I tell you because ... you're no good by yourself[3], and ... 'They're clueless, boss!'[3], and ... they need me, Voice ... the whole world needs me ...[3], and, so ...[3], and, hello, hello, hello, listen to me NOW(!) ... I want you to pour the baked beans over your head[3], and ... 'Ha!'[3], and if you're at work ... let your co-workers see it[3], and all down your face ...[3], and smile at them ... let them see you smile through the baked beans - with no shame, and no fear![3], and .. 'I'm loving this!'[3], and do it - wherever you are![3], and if you're at home with, uh ... "family" or "friends" ... show them how much of a stranger you are[3], and let insanity alienate you[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and am I getting through that thick skull of yours?[3], and ... Come on, come on!!![3], and I don't want to judge anyone ... but the world is divided into kooks and squares ... Pick the right side![3], and ... 'I'm a proud kook, Mikey!'[3], and one of these days ... you will be judged ... by the cosmos[3], and that's no joke[3], and what are the chances ... you'll be promoted to dolphin ... the way you're going? ... Be honest[3], and I'll pray for you[3], and