Monday 5 December 2022

[No. 1,053] Cold

Endless winter.

And it's endless![1], and here we are ... shivering[1], and it's endless![2], and Jesus H. ...[1], and here we are ... shivering[2], and, come on! ... icy ooo ooo ooo ... feel it ... do you?[1], and Jesus H. ...[2], and I certainly do[1], and, come on! ... icy ooo ooo ooo ... feel it ... do you?[2], and I've checked the Porthmeor Beach webcam ... and, yes, yes ... ah, even the surfers have said ...[1], and I certainly do[2], and let me imagine ... ... ...[1], and I've checked the Porthmeor Beach webcam ... and, yes, yes ... ah, even the surfers have said ...[2], and ... "Sod this for a game of soldiers!"[1], and let me imagine ... ... ...[2], and Christ[1], and ... "Sod this for a game of soldiers!"[2], and it's too cold to do anything fun ... and soon ... it will be even colder[1], and Christ[2], and ... 'Mikey!'[1], and it's too cold to do anything fun ... and soon ... it will be even colder[2], and, eh??? ... what, what ... what was that??? ... a voice???[1], and ... 'Mikey!'[2], and I swear, kooks, that -[1], and, eh??? ... what, what ... what was that??? ... a voice???[2], and ... 'We can warm ourselves up by getting a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND'[1], and I swear, kooks, that -[2], and, oh ... thank you, Voice[1], and ... 'We can warm ourselves up by getting a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND'[2], and, well, well ... ha! ...  Why didn't I think of that?![1], and, oh ... thank you, Voice[2], and, so ...[1], and, well, well ... ha! ...  Why didn't I think of that?![2], and here we are, my crazy spinners ... getting warm all a-ROUND - !!![1], and, so ...[2], and ... 'Getting hot!'[1], and here we are, my crazy spinners ... getting warm all a-ROUND - !!![2], and, what??? ... hot???!!! ... let's get warm first ... you're too ambitious, my little disembodied friend[1], and ... 'Getting hot!'[2], and, idiot![1], and, what??? ... hot???!!! ... let's get warm first ... you're too ambitious, my little disembodied friend[2], and the summer must be endless somewhere, surely?[1], and, idiot![2], and ... 'Here - !!! Let's make it happen!'[1], and the summer must be endless somewhere, surely?[2], and ... no![1], and ... 'Here - !!! Let's make it happen!'[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and are YOU(!) ... feeling any better?[1], and ... no![2], and ... 'Me?!'[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and are YOU(!) ... feeling any better?[2], and ... ... ... them[1], and ... 'Me?!'[2], and ... really ooo ooo ooo so ooo nice ... ???[1], and ... ... ... them[2], and, listen to me ...[1], and ... really ooo ooo ooo so ooo nice ... ???[2], and the Voice could be anywhere on the astral plane ... somewhere sunny and hot ... he doesn't tell us everything, you know[1], and, listen to me ...[2], and ... 'Don't listen to him!'[1], and the Voice could be anywhere on the astral plane ... somewhere sunny and hot ... he doesn't tell us everything, you know[2], and it's all a laugh for him ... one big holiday[1], and ... 'Don't listen to him!'[2], and ... 'Shut up!'[1], and it's all a laugh for him ... one big holiday[2], and, anyway ...[1], and ... 'Shut up!'[2], and this season will pass ... the way all seasons pass ... and then ... it will be winter again[1], and, anyway ...[2], and ... 'Eh?!'[1], and this season will pass ... the way all seasons pass ... and then ... it will be winter again[2], and, but, but, BUT(!) ... we'll have summer first[1], and ... 'Eh?!'[2], and let's forget about time, eh?[1], and, but, but, BUT(!) ... we'll have summer first[2], and it's endless![3], and let's forget about ti me, eh?[2], and here we are ... shivering[3], and Jesus H. ...[3], and, come on! ... icy ooo ooo ooo ... feel it ... do you?[3], and I certainly do[3], and I've checked the Porthmeor Beach webcam ... and, yes, yes ... ah, even the surfers have said ...[3], and let me imagine ... ... ...[3], and ... "Sod this for a game of soldiers!"[3], and Christ[3], and it's too cold to do anything fun ... and soon ... it will be even colder[3], and ... 'Mikey!'[3], and, eh??? ... what, what ... what was that??? ... a voice???[3], and I swear, kooks, that -[3], and ... 'We can warm ourselves up by getting a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND'[3], and, oh ... thank you, Voice[3], and, well, well ... ha! ...  Why didn't I think of that?![3], and, so ...[3], and here we are, my crazy spinners ... getting warm all a-ROUND - !!![3], and ... 'Getting hot!'[3], and, what??? ... hot???!!! ... let's get warm first ... you're too ambitious, my little disembodied friend[3], and, idiot![3], and the summer must be endless somewhere, surely?[3], and ... 'Here - !!! Let's make it happen!'[3], and ... no![3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and are YOU(!) ... feeling any better?[3], and ... 'Me?!'[3], and ... ... ... them[3], and ... really ooo ooo ooo so ooo nice ... ???[3], and, listen to me ...[3], and the Voice could be anywhere on the astral plane ... somewhere sunny and hot ... he doesn't tell us everything, you know[3], and ... 'Don't listen to him!'[3], and it's all a laugh for him ... one big holiday[3], and ... 'Shut up!'[3], and, anyway ...[3], and this season will pass ... the way all seasons pass ... and then ... it will be winter again[3], and ... 'Eh?!'[3], and, but, but, BUT(!) ... we'll have summer first[3], and let's forget about t  i  m  e, eh?[3], and

And it's endless![1], and here we are ... shivering[1], and it's endless![2], and Jesus H. ...[1], and here we are ... shivering[2], and, come on! ... icy ooo ooo ooo ... feel it ... do you?[1], and Jesus H. ...[2], and I certainly do[1], and, come on! ... icy ooo ooo ooo ... feel it ... do you?[2], and I've checked the Porthmeor Beach webcam ... and, yes, yes ... ah, even the surfers have said ...[1], and I certainly do[2], and let me imagine ... ... ...[1], and I've checked the Porthmeor Beach webcam ... and, yes, yes ... ah, even the surfers have said ...[2], and ... "Sod this for a game of soldiers!"[1], and let me imagine ... ... ...[2], and Christ[1], and ... "Sod this for a game of soldiers!"[2], and it's too cold to do anything fun ... and soon ... it will be even colder[1], and Christ[2], and ... 'Mikey!'[1], and it's too cold to do anything fun ... and soon ... it will be even colder[2], and, eh??? ... what, what ... what was that??? ... a voice???[1], and ... 'Mikey!'[2], and I swear, kooks, that -[1], and, eh??? ... what, what ... what was that??? ... a voice???[2], and ... 'We can warm ourselves up by getting a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND'[1], and I swear, kooks, that -[2], and, oh ... thank you, Voice[1], and ... 'We can warm ourselves up by getting a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND'[2], and, well, well ... ha! ...  Why didn't I think of that?![1], and, oh ... thank you, Voice[2], and, so ...[1], and, well, well ... ha! ...  Why didn't I think of that?![2], and here we are, my crazy spinners ... getting warm all a-ROUND - !!![1], and, so ...[2], and ... 'Getting hot!'[1], and here we are, my crazy spinners ... getting warm all a-ROUND - !!![2], and, what??? ... hot???!!! ... let's get warm first ... you're too ambitious, my little disembodied friend[1], and ... 'Getting hot!'[2], and, idiot![1], and, what??? ... hot???!!! ... let's get warm first ... you're too ambitious, my little disembodied friend[2], and the summer must be endless somewhere, surely?[1], and, idiot![2], and ... 'Here - !!! Let's make it happen!'[1], and the summer must be endless somewhere, surely?[2], and ... no![1], and ... 'Here - !!! Let's make it happen!'[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and are YOU(!) ... feeling any better?[1], and ... no![2], and ... 'Me?!'[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and are YOU(!) ... feeling any better?[2], and ... ... ... them[1], and ... 'Me?!'[2], and ... really ooo ooo ooo so ooo nice ... ???[1], and ... ... ... them[2], and, listen to me ...[1], and ... really ooo ooo ooo so ooo nice ... ???[2], and the Voice could be anywhere on the astral plane ... somewhere sunny and hot ... he doesn't tell us everything, you know[1], and, listen to me ...[2], and ... 'Don't listen to him!'[1], and the Voice could be anywhere on the astral plane ... somewhere sunny and hot ... he doesn't tell us everything, you know[2], and it's all a laugh for him ... one big holiday[1], and ... 'Don't listen to him!'[2], and ... 'Shut up!'[1], and it's all a laugh for him ... one big holiday[2], and, anyway ...[1], and ... 'Shut up!'[2], and this season will pass ... the way all seasons pass ... and then ... it will be winter again[1], and, anyway ...[2], and ... 'Eh?!'[1], and this season will pass ... the way all seasons pass ... and then ... it will be winter again[2], and, but, but, BUT(!) ... we'll have summer first[1], and ... 'Eh?!'[2], and let's forget about time, eh?[1], and, but, but, BUT(!) ... we'll have summer first[2], and it's endless![3], and let's forget about ti me, eh?[2], and here we are ... shivering[3], and Jesus H. ...[3], and, come on! ... icy ooo ooo ooo ... feel it ... do you?[3], and I certainly do[3], and I've checked the Porthmeor Beach webcam ... and, yes, yes ... ah, even the surfers have said ...[3], and let me imagine ... ... ...[3], and ... "Sod this for a game of soldiers!"[3], and Christ[3], and it's too cold to do anything fun ... and soon ... it will be even colder[3], and ... 'Mikey!'[3], and, eh??? ... what, what ... what was that??? ... a voice???[3], and I swear, kooks, that -[3], and ... 'We can warm ourselves up by getting a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND'[3], and, oh ... thank you, Voice[3], and, well, well ... ha! ...  Why didn't I think of that?![3], and, so ...[3], and here we are, my crazy spinners ... getting warm all a-ROUND - !!![3], and ... 'Getting hot!'[3], and, what??? ... hot???!!! ... let's get warm first ... you're too ambitious, my little disembodied friend[3], and, idiot![3], and the summer must be endless somewhere, surely?[3], and ... 'Here - !!! Let's make it happen!'[3], and ... no![3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and are YOU(!) ... feeling any better?[3], and ... 'Me?!'[3], and ... ... ... them[3], and ... really ooo ooo ooo so ooo nice ... ???[3], and, listen to me ...[3], and the Voice could be anywhere on the astral plane ... somewhere sunny and hot ... he doesn't tell us everything, you know[3], and ... 'Don't listen to him!'[3], and it's all a laugh for him ... one big holiday[3], and ... 'Shut up!'[3], and, anyway ...[3], and this season will pass ... the way all seasons pass ... and then ... it will be winter again[3], and ... 'Eh?!'[3], and, but, but, BUT(!) ... we'll have summer first[3], and let's forget about t  i  m  e, eh?[3], and

And it's endless![1], and here we are ... shivering[1], and it's endless![2], and Jesus H. ...[1], and here we are ... shivering[2], and, come on! ... icy ooo ooo ooo ... feel it ... do you?[1], and Jesus H. ...[2], and I certainly do[1], and, come on! ... icy ooo ooo ooo ... feel it ... do you?[2], and I've checked the Porthmeor Beach webcam ... and, yes, yes ... ah, even the surfers have said ...[1], and I certainly do[2], and let me imagine ... ... ...[1], and I've checked the Porthmeor Beach webcam ... and, yes, yes ... ah, even the surfers have said ...[2], and ... "Sod this for a game of soldiers!"[1], and let me imagine ... ... ...[2], and Christ[1], and ... "Sod this for a game of soldiers!"[2], and it's too cold to do anything fun ... and soon ... it will be even colder[1], and Christ[2], and ... 'Mikey!'[1], and it's too cold to do anything fun ... and soon ... it will be even colder[2], and, eh??? ... what, what ... what was that??? ... a voice???[1], and ... 'Mikey!'[2], and I swear, kooks, that -[1], and, eh??? ... what, what ... what was that??? ... a voice???[2], and ... 'We can warm ourselves up by getting a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND'[1], and I swear, kooks, that -[2], and, oh ... thank you, Voice[1], and ... 'We can warm ourselves up by getting a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND'[2], and, well, well ... ha! ...  Why didn't I think of that?![1], and, oh ... thank you, Voice[2], and, so ...[1], and, well, well ... ha! ...  Why didn't I think of that?![2], and here we are, my crazy spinners ... getting warm all a-ROUND - !!![1], and, so ...[2], and ... 'Getting hot!'[1], and here we are, my crazy spinners ... getting warm all a-ROUND - !!![2], and, what??? ... hot???!!! ... let's get warm first ... you're too ambitious, my little disembodied friend[1], and ... 'Getting hot!'[2], and, idiot![1], and, what??? ... hot???!!! ... let's get warm first ... you're too ambitious, my little disembodied friend[2], and the summer must be endless somewhere, surely?[1], and, idiot![2], and ... 'Here - !!! Let's make it happen!'[1], and the summer must be endless somewhere, surely?[2], and ... no![1], and ... 'Here - !!! Let's make it happen!'[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and are YOU(!) ... feeling any better?[1], and ... no![2], and ... 'Me?!'[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and are YOU(!) ... feeling any better?[2], and ... ... ... them[1], and ... 'Me?!'[2], and ... really ooo ooo ooo so ooo nice ... ???[1], and ... ... ... them[2], and, listen to me ...[1], and ... really ooo ooo ooo so ooo nice ... ???[2], and the Voice could be anywhere on the astral plane ... somewhere sunny and hot ... he doesn't tell us everything, you know[1], and, listen to me ...[2], and ... 'Don't listen to him!'[1], and the Voice could be anywhere on the astral plane ... somewhere sunny and hot ... he doesn't tell us everything, you know[2], and it's all a laugh for him ... one big holiday[1], and ... 'Don't listen to him!'[2], and ... 'Shut up!'[1], and it's all a laugh for him ... one big holiday[2], and, anyway ...[1], and ... 'Shut up!'[2], and this season will pass ... the way all seasons pass ... and then ... it will be winter again[1], and, anyway ...[2], and ... 'Eh?!'[1], and this season will pass ... the way all seasons pass ... and then ... it will be winter again[2], and, but, but, BUT(!) ... we'll have summer first[1], and ... 'Eh?!'[2], and let's forget about time, eh?[1], and, but, but, BUT(!) ... we'll have summer first[2], and it's endless![3], and let's forget about ti me, eh?[2], and here we are ... shivering[3], and Jesus H. ...[3], and, come on! ... icy ooo ooo ooo ... feel it ... do you?[3], and I certainly do[3], and I've checked the Porthmeor Beach webcam ... and, yes, yes ... ah, even the surfers have said ...[3], and let me imagine ... ... ...[3], and ... "Sod this for a game of soldiers!"[3], and Christ[3], and it's too cold to do anything fun ... and soon ... it will be even colder[3], and ... 'Mikey!'[3], and, eh??? ... what, what ... what was that??? ... a voice???[3], and I swear, kooks, that -[3], and ... 'We can warm ourselves up by getting a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND'[3], and, oh ... thank you, Voice[3], and, well, well ... ha! ...  Why didn't I think of that?![3], and, so ...[3], and here we are, my crazy spinners ... getting warm all a-ROUND - !!![3], and ... 'Getting hot!'[3], and, what??? ... hot???!!! ... let's get warm first ... you're too ambitious, my little disembodied friend[3], and, idiot![3], and the summer must be endless somewhere, surely?[3], and ... 'Here - !!! Let's make it happen!'[3], and ... no![3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and are YOU(!) ... feeling any better?[3], and ... 'Me?!'[3], and ... ... ... them[3], and ... really ooo ooo ooo so ooo nice ... ???[3], and, listen to me ...[3], and the Voice could be anywhere on the astral plane ... somewhere sunny and hot ... he doesn't tell us everything, you know[3], and ... 'Don't listen to him!'[3], and it's all a laugh for him ... one big holiday[3], and ... 'Shut up!'[3], and, anyway ...[3], and this season will pass ... the way all seasons pass ... and then ... it will be winter again[3], and ... 'Eh?!'[3], and, but, but, BUT(!) ... we'll have summer first[3], and let's forget about t  i  m  e, eh?[3], and