Monday 16 February 2009

The JPMCCI Energy Light Total Return Index

Wow! Check this - The JPMCCI Energy Light Total Return Index is the most recent addition to the J. P. Morgan Commodity Curve Index family. Wow! I'm blown away by this. Can it be true?

I've just pinched myself. Yeah, it's true. But why is this so exciting? Let me explain: There is light and energy in all of us. Inside us, man. And if we give a little light, a little energy, a little love to the cosmos, all that shit will be returned to us with added power. J. P. Morgan is on to something here. We're talking about representative exposure to the commodity market. We're talking about the entire futures curve. Sure we are. But that's not all. Don't you see what this means? Don't say you've closed your heart and your mind to it! Don't tell me that, dear reader. This means we can fly high now in the friendly sky, without a care in the world. You've got to give a little love, take a little love, be prepared to forsake a little love, and when the sun comes shining through … you get the idea.