Wednesday 13 April 2016

[No. 407] The hedge fund with no name

There is a hedge fund with no name. There are many hedge funds with no names. We are here for the hedgies who struggle with the naming of funds. Out of nothing they must come! It is very difficult. Fortunately, we are the masters of ... NOTHING!

And I'm so very tired[1], and there is a hedge fund, uh, and there is always a hedge fund / Always ...[1], and I'm so very tired[2], and we were born for NOTHING(!), and nothing is here ... so take it, spinner(s), taste it, enjoy your nothing[1], and there is a hedge fund, uh, and there is always a hedge fund / Always ...[2], and we have rather a lot of it[1], and we were born for NOTHING(!), and nothing is here ... so take it, spinner(s), taste it, enjoy your nothing[2], and as one hedge fund dies, another one is born! / When will they stop, the mad hedgies?[1], and we have rather a lot of it[2], and think of a name, please, do it for me, please, think of a name, now, for me, and ... later?[1], and as one hedge fund dies, another one is born! / When will they stop, the mad hedgies?[2], and one name won't be the end of it[1], and think of a name, please, do it for me, please, think of a name, now, for me, and ... later?[2], and they all need names, and seed money, and God knows what else / I'm sick of it!!![1], and one name won't be the end of it[2], and this ... is a beautiful black hole[1], and they all need names, and seed money, and God knows what else / I'm sick of it!!![2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... oh, lose the words, spinner(s), all the words![1], and this ... is a beautiful black hole[2], and here comes the stranger[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... oh, lose the words, spinner(s), all the words![2], and the audacity of it! / Riding into town ...[1], and here comes the stranger[2], and what does the stranger want with your money? / Just keep your money under the mattress, man[1], and the audacity of it! / Riding into town ...[2], and hedgies, leave it out![1], and what does the stranger want with your money? / Just keep your money under the mattress, man[2], and words are a disease, and names are a disease ... / We would all be happier beyond the THREE[1], and hedgies, leave it out![2], and think, and dream[1], and words are a disease, and names are a disease ... / We would all be happier beyond the THREE[2], and we are here for the ones who are so lost that they had to come here looking for our help, ha![1], and think, and dream[2], and help, help me!!![1], and we are here for the ones who are so lost that they had to come here looking for our help, ha![2], and I'm so very tired[3], and help, help me!!![2], and there is a hedge fund, uh, and there is always a hedge fund / Always ...[3], and we were born for NOTHING(!), and nothing is here ... so take it, spinner(s), taste it, enjoy your nothing[3], and we have rather a lot of it[3], and as one hedge fund dies, another one is born! / When will they stop, the mad hedgies?[3], and think of a name, please, do it for me, please, think of a name, now, for me, and ... later?[3], and one name won't be the end of it[3], and they all need names, and seed money, and God knows what else / I'm sick of it!!![3], and this ... is a beautiful black hole[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... oh, lose the words, spinner(s), all the words![3], and here comes the stranger[3], and the audacity of it! / Riding into town ...[3], and what does the stranger want with your money? / Just keep your money under the mattress, man[3], and hedgies, leave it out![3], and words are a disease, and names are a disease ... / We would all be happier beyond the THREE[3], and think, and dream[3], and we are here for the ones who are so lost that they had to come here looking for our help, ha![3], and help, help me!!![3], and

And I'm so very tired[1], and there is a hedge fund, uh, and there is always a hedge fund / Always ...[1], and I'm so very tired[2], and we were born for NOTHING(!), and nothing is here ... so take it, spinner(s), taste it, enjoy your nothing[1], and there is a hedge fund, uh, and there is always a hedge fund / Always ...[2], and we have rather a lot of it[1], and we were born for NOTHING(!), and nothing is here ... so take it, spinner(s), taste it, enjoy your nothing[2], and as one hedge fund dies, another one is born! / When will they stop, the mad hedgies?[1], and we have rather a lot of it[2], and think of a name, please, do it for me, please, think of a name, now, for me, and ... later?[1], and as one hedge fund dies, another one is born! / When will they stop, the mad hedgies?[2], and one name won't be the end of it[1], and think of a name, please, do it for me, please, think of a name, now, for me, and ... later?[2], and they all need names, and seed money, and God knows what else / I'm sick of it!!![1], and one name won't be the end of it[2], and this ... is a beautiful black hole[1], and they all need names, and seed money, and God knows what else / I'm sick of it!!![2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... oh, lose the words, spinner(s), all the words![1], and this ... is a beautiful black hole[2], and here comes the stranger[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... oh, lose the words, spinner(s), all the words![2], and the audacity of it! / Riding into town ...[1], and here comes the stranger[2], and what does the stranger want with your money? / Just keep your money under the mattress, man[1], and the audacity of it! / Riding into town ...[2], and hedgies, leave it out![1], and what does the stranger want with your money? / Just keep your money under the mattress, man[2], and words are a disease, and names are a disease ... / We would all be happier beyond the THREE[1], and hedgies, leave it out![2], and think, and dream[1], and words are a disease, and names are a disease ... / We would all be happier beyond the THREE[2], and we are here for the ones who are so lost that they had to come here looking for our help, ha![1], and think, and dream[2], and help, help me!!![1], and we are here for the ones who are so lost that they had to come here looking for our help, ha![2], and I'm so very tired[3], and help, help me!!![2], and there is a hedge fund, uh, and there is always a hedge fund / Always ...[3], and we were born for NOTHING(!), and nothing is here ... so take it, spinner(s), taste it, enjoy your nothing[3], and we have rather a lot of it[3], and as one hedge fund dies, another one is born! / When will they stop, the mad hedgies?[3], and think of a name, please, do it for me, please, think of a name, now, for me, and ... later?[3], and one name won't be the end of it[3], and they all need names, and seed money, and God knows what else / I'm sick of it!!![3], and this ... is a beautiful black hole[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... oh, lose the words, spinner(s), all the words![3], and here comes the stranger[3], and the audacity of it! / Riding into town ...[3], and what does the stranger want with your money? / Just keep your money under the mattress, man[3], and hedgies, leave it out![3], and words are a disease, and names are a disease ... / We would all be happier beyond the THREE[3], and think, and dream[3], and we are here for the ones who are so lost that they had to come here looking for our help, ha![3], and help, help me!!![3], and

And I'm so very tired[1], and there is a hedge fund, uh, and there is always a hedge fund / Always ...[1], and I'm so very tired[2], and we were born for NOTHING(!), and nothing is here ... so take it, spinner(s), taste it, enjoy your nothing[1], and there is a hedge fund, uh, and there is always a hedge fund / Always ...[2], and we have rather a lot of it[1], and we were born for NOTHING(!), and nothing is here ... so take it, spinner(s), taste it, enjoy your nothing[2], and as one hedge fund dies, another one is born! / When will they stop, the mad hedgies?[1], and we have rather a lot of it[2], and think of a name, please, do it for me, please, think of a name, now, for me, and ... later?[1], and as one hedge fund dies, another one is born! / When will they stop, the mad hedgies?[2], and one name won't be the end of it[1], and think of a name, please, do it for me, please, think of a name, now, for me, and ... later?[2], and they all need names, and seed money, and God knows what else / I'm sick of it!!![1], and one name won't be the end of it[2], and this ... is a beautiful black hole[1], and they all need names, and seed money, and God knows what else / I'm sick of it!!![2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... oh, lose the words, spinner(s), all the words![1], and this ... is a beautiful black hole[2], and here comes the stranger[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... oh, lose the words, spinner(s), all the words![2], and the audacity of it! / Riding into town ...[1], and here comes the stranger[2], and what does the stranger want with your money? / Just keep your money under the mattress, man[1], and the audacity of it! / Riding into town ...[2], and hedgies, leave it out![1], and what does the stranger want with your money? / Just keep your money under the mattress, man[2], and words are a disease, and names are a disease ... / We would all be happier beyond the THREE[1], and hedgies, leave it out![2], and think, and dream[1], and words are a disease, and names are a disease ... / We would all be happier beyond the THREE[2], and we are here for the ones who are so lost that they had to come here looking for our help, ha![1], and think, and dream[2], and help, help me!!![1], and we are here for the ones who are so lost that they had to come here looking for our help, ha![2], and I'm so very tired[3], and help, help me!!![2], and there is a hedge fund, uh, and there is always a hedge fund / Always ...[3], and we were born for NOTHING(!), and nothing is here ... so take it, spinner(s), taste it, enjoy your nothing[3], and we have rather a lot of it[3], and as one hedge fund dies, another one is born! / When will they stop, the mad hedgies?[3], and think of a name, please, do it for me, please, think of a name, now, for me, and ... later?[3], and one name won't be the end of it[3], and they all need names, and seed money, and God knows what else / I'm sick of it!!![3], and this ... is a beautiful black hole[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... oh, lose the words, spinner(s), all the words![3], and here comes the stranger[3], and the audacity of it! / Riding into town ...[3], and what does the stranger want with your money? / Just keep your money under the mattress, man[3], and hedgies, leave it out![3], and words are a disease, and names are a disease ... / We would all be happier beyond the THREE[3], and think, and dream[3], and we are here for the ones who are so lost that they had to come here looking for our help, ha![3], and help, help me!!![3], and