Monday 12 September 2016

[No. 446] I got a cactus!

It reminds me of the desert.

And ... YIPPEE!!![1], and I got a cactus, way a-ROUND here, it's good to me[1], and ... YIPPEE!!![2], and ... just like my desert days![1], and I got a cactus, way a-ROUND here, it's good to me[2], and I say ... I got a cactus, way a-ROUND here, it's good to me / Do you understand?[1], and ... just like my desert days![2], and only £2, so ...[1], and I say ... I got a cactus, way a-ROUND here, it's good to me / Do you understand?[2], and I'll have to get another one, two, THREE ... ah, have me a real desert in the city, man![1], and only £2, so ...[2], and a shaman's best friend ... 'Eh?!'[1], and I'll have to get another one, two, THREE ... ah, have me a real desert in the city, man![2], and I don't need nuthin' else ... as long as I can be with my lovin' cactus[1], and a shaman's best friend ... 'Eh?!'[2], and I gotta feed it, Christ![1], and I don't need nuthin' else ... as long as I can be with my lovin' cactus[2], and in the days of blood and fire, oh, outside my cave? / There were loads of them![1], and I gotta feed it, Christ![2], and there ain't no woman as true as a cactus[1], and in the days of blood and fire, oh, outside my cave? / There were loads of them![2], and a very good investment ...[1], and there ain't no woman as true as a cactus[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... here we go a-ROUND the cactus at five o'clock in the morning[1], and a very good investment ...[2], and ... eternity, well ...uh[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... here we go a-ROUND the cactus at five o'clock in the morning[2], and is there a morning, an afternoon, an evening, a night ... a-ROUND here - ?[1], and ... eternity, well ...uh[2], and time is shit![1], and is there a morning, an afternoon, an evening, a night ... a-ROUND here - ?[2], and this ... is cactus land, with all that fading star shit - YOU(!) better believe it![1], and time is shit![2], and twinkle, twinkle![1], and this ... is cactus land, with all that fading star shit - YOU(!) better believe it![2], and I don't care, and I don't care, and I don't care, you dig? / Just let me do my thing, my way[1], and twinkle, twinkle![2], and my cactus ain't no gold digger - it gives me money![1], and I don't care, and I don't care, and I don't care, you dig? / Just let me do my thing, my way[2], and cactus food, cactus food, cactus food ... / ... and how about a plate of chips?![1], and my cactus ain't no gold digger - it gives me money![2], and a veggie pasty![1], and cactus food, cactus food, cactus food ... / ... and how about a plate of chips?![2], and ... YIPPEE!!![3], and a veggie pasty![2], and I got a cactus, way a-ROUND here, it's good to me[3], and ... just like my desert days![3], and I say ... I got a cactus, way a-ROUND here, it's good to me / Do you understand?[3], and only £2, so ...[3], and I'll have to get another one, two, THREE ... ah, have me a real desert in the city, man![3], and a shaman's best friend ... 'Eh?!'[3], and I don't need nuthin' else ... as long as I can be with my lovin' cactus[3], and I gotta feed it, Christ![3], and in the days of blood and fire, oh, outside my cave? / There were loads of them![3], and there ain't no woman as true as a cactus[3], and a very good investment ...[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... here we go a-ROUND the cactus at five o'clock in the morning[3], and ... eternity, well ...uh[3], and is there a morning, an afternoon, an evening, a night ... a-ROUND here - ?[3], and time is shit![3], and this ... is cactus land, with all that fading star shit - YOU(!) better believe it![3], and twinkle, twinkle![3], and I don't care, and I don't care, and I don't care, you dig? / Just let me do my thing, my way[3], and my cactus ain't no gold digger - it gives me money![3], and cactus food, cactus food, cactus food ... / ... and how about a plate of chips?![3], and a veggie pasty![3], and

And ... YIPPEE!!![1], and I got a cactus, way a-ROUND here, it's good to me[1], and ... YIPPEE!!![2], and ... just like my desert days![1], and I got a cactus, way a-ROUND here, it's good to me[2], and I say ... I got a cactus, way a-ROUND here, it's good to me / Do you understand?[1], and ... just like my desert days![2], and only £2, so ...[1], and I say ... I got a cactus, way a-ROUND here, it's good to me / Do you understand?[2], and I'll have to get another one, two, THREE ... ah, have me a real desert in the city, man![1], and only £2, so ...[2], and a shaman's best friend ... 'Eh?!'[1], and I'll have to get another one, two, THREE ... ah, have me a real desert in the city, man![2], and I don't need nuthin' else ... as long as I can be with my lovin' cactus[1], and a shaman's best friend ... 'Eh?!'[2], and I gotta feed it, Christ![1], and I don't need nuthin' else ... as long as I can be with my lovin' cactus[2], and in the days of blood and fire, oh, outside my cave? / There were loads of them![1], and I gotta feed it, Christ![2], and there ain't no woman as true as a cactus[1], and in the days of blood and fire, oh, outside my cave? / There were loads of them![2], and a very good investment ...[1], and there ain't no woman as true as a cactus[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... here we go a-ROUND the cactus at five o'clock in the morning[1], and a very good investment ...[2], and ... eternity, well ...uh[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... here we go a-ROUND the cactus at five o'clock in the morning[2], and is there a morning, an afternoon, an evening, a night ... a-ROUND here - ?[1], and ... eternity, well ...uh[2], and time is shit![1], and is there a morning, an afternoon, an evening, a night ... a-ROUND here - ?[2], and this ... is cactus land, with all that fading star shit - YOU(!) better believe it![1], and time is shit![2], and twinkle, twinkle![1], and this ... is cactus land, with all that fading star shit - YOU(!) better believe it![2], and I don't care, and I don't care, and I don't care, you dig? / Just let me do my thing, my way[1], and twinkle, twinkle![2], and my cactus ain't no gold digger - it gives me money![1], and I don't care, and I don't care, and I don't care, you dig? / Just let me do my thing, my way[2], and cactus food, cactus food, cactus food ... / ... and how about a plate of chips?![1], and my cactus ain't no gold digger - it gives me money![2], and a veggie pasty![1], and cactus food, cactus food, cactus food ... / ... and how about a plate of chips?![2], and ... YIPPEE!!![3], and a veggie pasty![2], and I got a cactus, way a-ROUND here, it's good to me[3], and ... just like my desert days![3], and I say ... I got a cactus, way a-ROUND here, it's good to me / Do you understand?[3], and only £2, so ...[3], and I'll have to get another one, two, THREE ... ah, have me a real desert in the city, man![3], and a shaman's best friend ... 'Eh?!'[3], and I don't need nuthin' else ... as long as I can be with my lovin' cactus[3], and I gotta feed it, Christ![3], and in the days of blood and fire, oh, outside my cave? / There were loads of them![3], and there ain't no woman as true as a cactus[3], and a very good investment ...[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... here we go a-ROUND the cactus at five o'clock in the morning[3], and ... eternity, well ...uh[3], and is there a morning, an afternoon, an evening, a night ... a-ROUND here - ?[3], and time is shit![3], and this ... is cactus land, with all that fading star shit - YOU(!) better believe it![3], and twinkle, twinkle![3], and I don't care, and I don't care, and I don't care, you dig? / Just let me do my thing, my way[3], and my cactus ain't no gold digger - it gives me money![3], and cactus food, cactus food, cactus food ... / ... and how about a plate of chips?![3], and a veggie pasty![3], and

And ... YIPPEE!!![1], and I got a cactus, way a-ROUND here, it's good to me[1], and ... YIPPEE!!![2], and ... just like my desert days![1], and I got a cactus, way a-ROUND here, it's good to me[2], and I say ... I got a cactus, way a-ROUND here, it's good to me / Do you understand?[1], and ... just like my desert days![2], and only £2, so ...[1], and I say ... I got a cactus, way a-ROUND here, it's good to me / Do you understand?[2], and I'll have to get another one, two, THREE ... ah, have me a real desert in the city, man![1], and only £2, so ...[2], and a shaman's best friend ... 'Eh?!'[1], and I'll have to get another one, two, THREE ... ah, have me a real desert in the city, man![2], and I don't need nuthin' else ... as long as I can be with my lovin' cactus[1], and a shaman's best friend ... 'Eh?!'[2], and I gotta feed it, Christ![1], and I don't need nuthin' else ... as long as I can be with my lovin' cactus[2], and in the days of blood and fire, oh, outside my cave? / There were loads of them![1], and I gotta feed it, Christ![2], and there ain't no woman as true as a cactus[1], and in the days of blood and fire, oh, outside my cave? / There were loads of them![2], and a very good investment ...[1], and there ain't no woman as true as a cactus[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... here we go a-ROUND the cactus at five o'clock in the morning[1], and a very good investment ...[2], and ... eternity, well ...uh[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... here we go a-ROUND the cactus at five o'clock in the morning[2], and is there a morning, an afternoon, an evening, a night ... a-ROUND here - ?[1], and ... eternity, well ...uh[2], and time is shit![1], and is there a morning, an afternoon, an evening, a night ... a-ROUND here - ?[2], and this ... is cactus land, with all that fading star shit - YOU(!) better believe it![1], and time is shit![2], and twinkle, twinkle![1], and this ... is cactus land, with all that fading star shit - YOU(!) better believe it![2], and I don't care, and I don't care, and I don't care, you dig? / Just let me do my thing, my way[1], and twinkle, twinkle![2], and my cactus ain't no gold digger - it gives me money![1], and I don't care, and I don't care, and I don't care, you dig? / Just let me do my thing, my way[2], and cactus food, cactus food, cactus food ... / ... and how about a plate of chips?![1], and my cactus ain't no gold digger - it gives me money![2], and a veggie pasty![1], and cactus food, cactus food, cactus food ... / ... and how about a plate of chips?![2], and ... YIPPEE!!![3], and a veggie pasty![2], and I got a cactus, way a-ROUND here, it's good to me[3], and ... just like my desert days![3], and I say ... I got a cactus, way a-ROUND here, it's good to me / Do you understand?[3], and only £2, so ...[3], and I'll have to get another one, two, THREE ... ah, have me a real desert in the city, man![3], and a shaman's best friend ... 'Eh?!'[3], and I don't need nuthin' else ... as long as I can be with my lovin' cactus[3], and I gotta feed it, Christ![3], and in the days of blood and fire, oh, outside my cave? / There were loads of them![3], and there ain't no woman as true as a cactus[3], and a very good investment ...[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... here we go a-ROUND the cactus at five o'clock in the morning[3], and ... eternity, well ...uh[3], and is there a morning, an afternoon, an evening, a night ... a-ROUND here - ?[3], and time is shit![3], and this ... is cactus land, with all that fading star shit - YOU(!) better believe it![3], and twinkle, twinkle![3], and I don't care, and I don't care, and I don't care, you dig? / Just let me do my thing, my way[3], and my cactus ain't no gold digger - it gives me money![3], and cactus food, cactus food, cactus food ... / ... and how about a plate of chips?![3], and a veggie pasty![3], and