Monday, 16 July 2007

A new title for the world's foremost financial shaman

As most of you probably know I am the new money king. There has been a vacancy since Big Herb passed over to the other side and was promoted to the status of money god. It is only an honorary title and I haven't been given any new powers - I don't need any, frankly - but it just shows the respect my peers have for me.

Susan Flint from Bad Moon Investments said to me, 'I voted for you because you're the most powerful shaman around. You are an icon now for financial shamans and money mystics worldwide. Congratulations.'

I only hope I don't let anyone down. As the new money king, every word I write from now on will probably be taken as gospel. It's a heavy responsibility.