Wednesday 14 August 2013

[No. 142] John Paulson wants to join my band now

With a fucking Steinway, believe it or not.

And I keep saying we don't need a fucking Steinway, a little electric Yamaha will be FINE![1], and Jerome? Oh ... he wanted to be Liberace, for Christ's sake![1], and I keep saying we don't need a fucking Steinway, a little electric Yamaha will be FINE![2], and I can't control the DESIRES of these people[1], and Jerome? Oh ... he wanted to be Liberace, for Christ's sake![2], and I don't want no FANCY SHIT in my band, man[1], and I can't control the DESIRES of these people[2], and ALL I NEED is ... three chords and the truth!!![1], and I don't want no FANCY SHIT in my band, man[2], and crazies are talkin' 'bout $38/40 a share, and it means NOTHING to me: it all sounds the same when you're ROCKIN'[1], and ALL I NEED is ... three chords and the truth!!![2], and I'm happy strumming my guitar, yeah, happy, HAPPY as a SANDBOY[1], and crazies are talkin' 'bout $38/40 a share, and it means NOTHING to me: it all sounds the same when you're ROCKIN'[2], and a-ROUND here is a temporary thing, maybe, because I want to ESCAPE[1], and I'm happy strumming my guitar, yeah, happy, HAPPY as a SANDBOY[2], and Steinway saxophones?!?! Well ... I had a saxophone a long time ago, but not a Steinway[1], and a-ROUND here is a temporary thing, maybe, because I want to ESCAPE[2], and if I had a Steinway PIANO(!) I'd play THE JEAN GENIE, just like the old days, man[1], and Steinway saxophones?!?! Well ... I had a saxophone a long time ago, but not a Steinway[2], and NO(!) it wasn't a Steinway in the old days, the piano[1], and if I had a Steinway PIANO(!) I'd play THE JEAN GENIE, just like the old days, man[2], and NEVER MIND[1], and NO(!) it wasn't a Steinway in the old days, the piano[2], and not everyone can ROLL a-ROUND here with ROCKS in their head - and live to tell the tale[1], and NEVER MIND[2], and it's NO FUN if you're SQUARE[1], and not everyone can ROLL a-ROUND here with ROCKS in their head - and live to tell the tale[2], and not everyone is cut out to be ... a ROCK and ROLL star[1], and it's NO FUN if you're SQUARE[2], and I keep saying we don't need a fucking Steinway, a little electric Yamaha will be FINE![3], and not everyone is cut out to be ... a ROCK and ROLL star[2], and Jerome? Oh ... he wanted to be Liberace, for Christ's sake![3], and I can't control the DESIRES of these people[3], and I don't want no FANCY SHIT in my band, man[3], and ALL I NEED is ... three chords and the truth!!![3], and crazies are talkin' 'bout $38/40 a share, and it means NOTHING to me: it all sounds the same when you're ROCKIN'[3], and I'm happy strumming my guitar, yeah, happy, HAPPY as a SANDBOY[3], and a-ROUND here is a temporary thing, maybe, because I want to ESCAPE[3], and Steinway saxophones?!?! Well ... I had a saxophone a long time ago, but not a Steinway[3], and if I had a Steinway PIANO(!) I'd play THE JEAN GENIE, just like the old days, man[3], and NO(!) it wasn't a Steinway in the old days, the piano[3], and NEVER MIND[3], and not everyone can ROLL a-ROUND here with ROCKS in their head - and live to tell the tale[3], and it's NO FUN if you're SQUARE[3], and not everyone is cut out to be ... a ROCK and ROLL star[3], and

And I keep saying we don't need a fucking Steinway, a little electric Yamaha will be FINE![1], and Jerome? Oh ... he wanted to be Liberace, for Christ's sake![1], and I keep saying we don't need a fucking Steinway, a little electric Yamaha will be FINE![2], and I can't control the DESIRES of these people[1], and Jerome? Oh ... he wanted to be Liberace, for Christ's sake![2], and I don't want no FANCY SHIT in my band, man[1], and I can't control the DESIRES of these people[2], and ALL I NEED is ... three chords and the truth!!![1], and I don't want no FANCY SHIT in my band, man[2], and crazies are talkin' 'bout $38/40 a share, and it means NOTHING to me: it all sounds the same when you're ROCKIN'[1], and ALL I NEED is ... three chords and the truth!!![2], and I'm happy strumming my guitar, yeah, happy, HAPPY as a SANDBOY[1], and crazies are talkin' 'bout $38/40 a share, and it means NOTHING to me: it all sounds the same when you're ROCKIN'[2], and a-ROUND here is a temporary thing, maybe, because I want to ESCAPE[1], and I'm happy strumming my guitar, yeah, happy, HAPPY as a SANDBOY[2], and Steinway saxophones?!?! Well ... I had a saxophone a long time ago, but not a Steinway[1], and a-ROUND here is a temporary thing, maybe, because I want to ESCAPE[2], and if I had a Steinway PIANO(!) I'd play THE JEAN GENIE, just like the old days, man[1], and Steinway saxophones?!?! Well ... I had a saxophone a long time ago, but not a Steinway[2], and NO(!) it wasn't a Steinway in the old days, the piano[1], and if I had a Steinway PIANO(!) I'd play THE JEAN GENIE, just like the old days, man[2], and NEVER MIND[1], and NO(!) it wasn't a Steinway in the old days, the piano[2], and not everyone can ROLL a-ROUND here with ROCKS in their head - and live to tell the tale[1], and NEVER MIND[2], and it's NO FUN if you're SQUARE[1], and not everyone can ROLL a-ROUND here with ROCKS in their head - and live to tell the tale[2], and not everyone is cut out to be ... a ROCK and ROLL star[1], and it's NO FUN if you're SQUARE[2], and I keep saying we don't need a fucking Steinway, a little electric Yamaha will be FINE![3], and not everyone is cut out to be ... a ROCK and ROLL star[2], and Jerome? Oh ... he wanted to be Liberace, for Christ's sake![3], and I can't control the DESIRES of these people[3], and I don't want no FANCY SHIT in my band, man[3], and ALL I NEED is ... three chords and the truth!!![3], and crazies are talkin' 'bout $38/40 a share, and it means NOTHING to me: it all sounds the same when you're ROCKIN'[3], and I'm happy strumming my guitar, yeah, happy, HAPPY as a SANDBOY[3], and a-ROUND here is a temporary thing, maybe, because I want to ESCAPE[3], and Steinway saxophones?!?! Well ... I had a saxophone a long time ago, but not a Steinway[3], and if I had a Steinway PIANO(!) I'd play THE JEAN GENIE, just like the old days, man[3], and NO(!) it wasn't a Steinway in the old days, the piano[3], and NEVER MIND[3], and not everyone can ROLL a-ROUND here with ROCKS in their head - and live to tell the tale[3], and it's NO FUN if you're SQUARE[3], and not everyone is cut out to be ... a ROCK and ROLL star[3], and

And I keep saying we don't need a fucking Steinway, a little electric Yamaha will be FINE![1], and Jerome? Oh ... he wanted to be Liberace, for Christ's sake![1], and I keep saying we don't need a fucking Steinway, a little electric Yamaha will be FINE![2], and I can't control the DESIRES of these people[1], and Jerome? Oh ... he wanted to be Liberace, for Christ's sake![2], and I don't want no FANCY SHIT in my band, man[1], and I can't control the DESIRES of these people[2], and ALL I NEED is ... three chords and the truth!!![1], and I don't want no FANCY SHIT in my band, man[2], and crazies are talkin' 'bout $38/40 a share, and it means NOTHING to me: it all sounds the same when you're ROCKIN'[1], and ALL I NEED is ... three chords and the truth!!![2], and I'm happy strumming my guitar, yeah, happy, HAPPY as a SANDBOY[1], and crazies are talkin' 'bout $38/40 a share, and it means NOTHING to me: it all sounds the same when you're ROCKIN'[2], and a-ROUND here is a temporary thing, maybe, because I want to ESCAPE[1], and I'm happy strumming my guitar, yeah, happy, HAPPY as a SANDBOY[2], and Steinway saxophones?!?! Well ... I had a saxophone a long time ago, but not a Steinway[1], and a-ROUND here is a temporary thing, maybe, because I want to ESCAPE[2], and if I had a Steinway PIANO(!) I'd play THE JEAN GENIE, just like the old days, man[1], and Steinway saxophones?!?! Well ... I had a saxophone a long time ago, but not a Steinway[2], and NO(!) it wasn't a Steinway in the old days, the piano[1], and if I had a Steinway PIANO(!) I'd play THE JEAN GENIE, just like the old days, man[2], and NEVER MIND[1], and NO(!) it wasn't a Steinway in the old days, the piano[2], and not everyone can ROLL a-ROUND here with ROCKS in their head - and live to tell the tale[1], and NEVER MIND[2], and it's NO FUN if you're SQUARE[1], and not everyone can ROLL a-ROUND here with ROCKS in their head - and live to tell the tale[2], and not everyone is cut out to be ... a ROCK and ROLL star[1], and it's NO FUN if you're SQUARE[2], and I keep saying we don't need a fucking Steinway, a little electric Yamaha will be FINE![3], and not everyone is cut out to be ... a ROCK and ROLL star[2], and Jerome? Oh ... he wanted to be Liberace, for Christ's sake![3], and I can't control the DESIRES of these people[3], and I don't want no FANCY SHIT in my band, man[3], and ALL I NEED is ... three chords and the truth!!![3], and crazies are talkin' 'bout $38/40 a share, and it means NOTHING to me: it all sounds the same when you're ROCKIN'[3], and I'm happy strumming my guitar, yeah, happy, HAPPY as a SANDBOY[3], and a-ROUND here is a temporary thing, maybe, because I want to ESCAPE[3], and Steinway saxophones?!?! Well ... I had a saxophone a long time ago, but not a Steinway[3], and if I had a Steinway PIANO(!) I'd play THE JEAN GENIE, just like the old days, man[3], and NO(!) it wasn't a Steinway in the old days, the piano[3], and NEVER MIND[3], and not everyone can ROLL a-ROUND here with ROCKS in their head - and live to tell the tale[3], and it's NO FUN if you're SQUARE[3], and not everyone is cut out to be ... a ROCK and ROLL star[3], and