Tuesday 17 April 2018

[No. 604] A shorter version of Elon Musk's life

(Shorter, in theory.) Enjoy! I mean, enjoy it as it is, at present. However, I'm sure there'll be a lot more one day.

And, so ... our Elon?[1], and he was born in South Africa in 1971[1], and, so ... our Elon?[2], and he taught himself computer programming when he was only twelve! / and 'Ha, just like you, Mikey!'[1], and he was born in South Africa in 1971[2], and ... oh, on the Commodore VIC-20[1], and he taught himself computer programming when he was only twelve! / and 'Ha, just like you, Mikey!'[2], and, yes, yes, Voice, it was the Sinclair ZX81 for me - happy days ... ?![1], and ... oh, on the Commodore VIC-20[2], and he went to Canada, uh, university, and then he went to America ... backpacking or something[1], and, yes, yes, Voice, it was the Sinclair ZX81 for me - happy days ... ?![2], and he founded Zip2, and made a bit of cash ...[1], and he went to Canada, uh, university, and then he went to America ... backpacking or something[2], and what was I doing? Uh, I can't remember[1], and he founded Zip2, and made a bit of cash ...[2], and then our Elon had a GRAND VISION!!!: he would invent internet banking![1], and what was I doing? Uh, I can't remember[2], and I invented conceptual literature, so ...[1], and then our Elon had a GRAND VISION!!!: he would invent internet banking![2], and PayPal was born, eventually[1], and I invented conceptual literature, so ...[2], and he had a bit of grief at work ... / actually, our Elon always has a bit of grief at work ...[1], and PayPal was born, eventually[2], and my music has given me grief, still does ...[1], and he had a bit of grief at work ... / actually, our Elon always has a bit of grief at work ...[2], and, but, but, BUT(!) ... he made $180 million (after taxes) when PayPal was sold to eBay![1], and my music has given me grief, still does ...[2], and I ain't sold anything - yet[1], and, but, but, BUT(!) ... he made $180 million (after taxes) when PayPal was sold to eBay![2], and then he took over Tesla, and founded SpaceX - ah, electric cars and spaceships, man![1], and I ain't sold anything - yet[2], and my (inner) space is all a-ROUND, you dig?[1], and then he took over Tesla, and founded SpaceX - ah, electric cars and spaceships, man![2], and don't forget SolarCity![1], and my (inner) space is all a-ROUND, you dig?[2], and, oh, oh, oh ... don't forget the Hyperloop![1], and don't forget SolarCity![2], and, uh ... 'Don't forget the flamethrowers, boss!' / and, no, no, no, Voice, forget those, Christ![1], and, oh, oh, oh ... don't forget the Hyperloop![2], and forget those plays I wrote ...[1], and, uh ... 'Don't forget the flamethrowers, boss!' / and, no, no, no, Voice, forget those, Christ![2], and now, well ... soon ... our Elon will be going to Mars! / and what more do you want?![1], and forget those plays I wrote ...[2], and wish him luck, kook(s)![1], and now, well ... soon ... our Elon will be going to Mars! / and what more do you want?![2], and, so ... our Elon?[3], and wish him luck, kook(s)![2], and he was born in South Africa in 1971[3], and he taught himself computer programming when he was only twelve! / and 'Ha, just like you, Mikey!'[3], and ... oh, on the Commodore VIC-20[3], and, yes, yes, Voice, it was the Sinclair ZX81 for me - happy days ... ?![3], and he went to Canada, uh, university, and then he went to America ... backpacking or something[3], and he founded Zip2, and made a bit of cash ...[3], and what was I doing? Uh, I can't remember[3], and then our Elon had a GRAND VISION!!!: he would invent internet banking![3], and I invented conceptual literature, so ...[3], and PayPal was born, eventually[3], and he had a bit of grief at work ... / actually, our Elon always has a bit of grief at work ...[3], and my music has given me grief, still does ...[3], and, but, but, BUT(!) ... he made $180 million (after taxes) when PayPal was sold to eBay![3], and I ain't sold anything - yet[3], and then he took over Tesla, and founded SpaceX - ah, electric cars and spaceships, man![3], and my (inner) space is all a-ROUND, you dig?[3], and don't forget SolarCity![3], and, oh, oh, oh ... don't forget the Hyperloop![3], and, uh ... 'Don't forget the flamethrowers, boss!' / and, no, no, no, Voice, forget those, Christ![3], and forget those plays I wrote ...[3], and now, well ... soon ... our Elon will be going to Mars! / and what more do you want?![3], and wish him luck, kook(s)![3], and

And, so ... our Elon?[1], and he was born in South Africa in 1971[1], and, so ... our Elon?[2], and he taught himself computer programming when he was only twelve! / and 'Ha, just like you, Mikey!'[1], and he was born in South Africa in 1971[2], and ... oh, on the Commodore VIC-20[1], and he taught himself computer programming when he was only twelve! / and 'Ha, just like you, Mikey!'[2], and, yes, yes, Voice, it was the Sinclair ZX81 for me - happy days ... ?![1], and ... oh, on the Commodore VIC-20[2], and he went to Canada, uh, university, and then he went to America ... backpacking or something[1], and, yes, yes, Voice, it was the Sinclair ZX81 for me - happy days ... ?![2], and he founded Zip2, and made a bit of cash ...[1], and he went to Canada, uh, university, and then he went to America ... backpacking or something[2], and what was I doing? Uh, I can't remember[1], and he founded Zip2, and made a bit of cash ...[2], and then our Elon had a GRAND VISION!!!: he would invent internet banking![1], and what was I doing? Uh, I can't remember[2], and I invented conceptual literature, so ...[1], and then our Elon had a GRAND VISION!!!: he would invent internet banking![2], and PayPal was born, eventually[1], and I invented conceptual literature, so ...[2], and he had a bit of grief at work ... / actually, our Elon always has a bit of grief at work ...[1], and PayPal was born, eventually[2], and my music has given me grief, still does ...[1], and he had a bit of grief at work ... / actually, our Elon always has a bit of grief at work ...[2], and, but, but, BUT(!) ... he made $180 million (after taxes) when PayPal was sold to eBay![1], and my music has given me grief, still does ...[2], and I ain't sold anything - yet[1], and, but, but, BUT(!) ... he made $180 million (after taxes) when PayPal was sold to eBay![2], and then he took over Tesla, and founded SpaceX - ah, electric cars and spaceships, man![1], and I ain't sold anything - yet[2], and my (inner) space is all a-ROUND, you dig?[1], and then he took over Tesla, and founded SpaceX - ah, electric cars and spaceships, man![2], and don't forget SolarCity![1], and my (inner) space is all a-ROUND, you dig?[2], and, oh, oh, oh ... don't forget the Hyperloop![1], and don't forget SolarCity![2], and, uh ... 'Don't forget the flamethrowers, boss!' / and, no, no, no, Voice, forget those, Christ![1], and, oh, oh, oh ... don't forget the Hyperloop![2], and forget those plays I wrote ...[1], and, uh ... 'Don't forget the flamethrowers, boss!' / and, no, no, no, Voice, forget those, Christ![2], and now, well ... soon ... our Elon will be going to Mars! / and what more do you want?![1], and forget those plays I wrote ...[2], and wish him luck, kook(s)![1], and now, well ... soon ... our Elon will be going to Mars! / and what more do you want?![2], and, so ... our Elon?[3], and wish him luck, kook(s)![2], and he was born in South Africa in 1971[3], and he taught himself computer programming when he was only twelve! / and 'Ha, just like you, Mikey!'[3], and ... oh, on the Commodore VIC-20[3], and, yes, yes, Voice, it was the Sinclair ZX81 for me - happy days ... ?![3], and he went to Canada, uh, university, and then he went to America ... backpacking or something[3], and he founded Zip2, and made a bit of cash ...[3], and what was I doing? Uh, I can't remember[3], and then our Elon had a GRAND VISION!!!: he would invent internet banking![3], and I invented conceptual literature, so ...[3], and PayPal was born, eventually[3], and he had a bit of grief at work ... / actually, our Elon always has a bit of grief at work ...[3], and my music has given me grief, still does ...[3], and, but, but, BUT(!) ... he made $180 million (after taxes) when PayPal was sold to eBay![3], and I ain't sold anything - yet[3], and then he took over Tesla, and founded SpaceX - ah, electric cars and spaceships, man![3], and my (inner) space is all a-ROUND, you dig?[3], and don't forget SolarCity![3], and, oh, oh, oh ... don't forget the Hyperloop![3], and, uh ... 'Don't forget the flamethrowers, boss!' / and, no, no, no, Voice, forget those, Christ![3], and forget those plays I wrote ...[3], and now, well ... soon ... our Elon will be going to Mars! / and what more do you want?![3], and wish him luck, kook(s)![3], and

And, so ... our Elon?[1], and he was born in South Africa in 1971[1], and, so ... our Elon?[2], and he taught himself computer programming when he was only twelve! / and 'Ha, just like you, Mikey!'[1], and he was born in South Africa in 1971[2], and ... oh, on the Commodore VIC-20[1], and he taught himself computer programming when he was only twelve! / and 'Ha, just like you, Mikey!'[2], and, yes, yes, Voice, it was the Sinclair ZX81 for me - happy days ... ?![1], and ... oh, on the Commodore VIC-20[2], and he went to Canada, uh, university, and then he went to America ... backpacking or something[1], and, yes, yes, Voice, it was the Sinclair ZX81 for me - happy days ... ?![2], and he founded Zip2, and made a bit of cash ...[1], and he went to Canada, uh, university, and then he went to America ... backpacking or something[2], and what was I doing? Uh, I can't remember[1], and he founded Zip2, and made a bit of cash ...[2], and then our Elon had a GRAND VISION!!!: he would invent internet banking![1], and what was I doing? Uh, I can't remember[2], and I invented conceptual literature, so ...[1], and then our Elon had a GRAND VISION!!!: he would invent internet banking![2], and PayPal was born, eventually[1], and I invented conceptual literature, so ...[2], and he had a bit of grief at work ... / actually, our Elon always has a bit of grief at work ...[1], and PayPal was born, eventually[2], and my music has given me grief, still does ...[1], and he had a bit of grief at work ... / actually, our Elon always has a bit of grief at work ...[2], and, but, but, BUT(!) ... he made $180 million (after taxes) when PayPal was sold to eBay![1], and my music has given me grief, still does ...[2], and I ain't sold anything - yet[1], and, but, but, BUT(!) ... he made $180 million (after taxes) when PayPal was sold to eBay![2], and then he took over Tesla, and founded SpaceX - ah, electric cars and spaceships, man![1], and I ain't sold anything - yet[2], and my (inner) space is all a-ROUND, you dig?[1], and then he took over Tesla, and founded SpaceX - ah, electric cars and spaceships, man![2], and don't forget SolarCity![1], and my (inner) space is all a-ROUND, you dig?[2], and, oh, oh, oh ... don't forget the Hyperloop![1], and don't forget SolarCity![2], and, uh ... 'Don't forget the flamethrowers, boss!' / and, no, no, no, Voice, forget those, Christ![1], and, oh, oh, oh ... don't forget the Hyperloop![2], and forget those plays I wrote ...[1], and, uh ... 'Don't forget the flamethrowers, boss!' / and, no, no, no, Voice, forget those, Christ![2], and now, well ... soon ... our Elon will be going to Mars! / and what more do you want?![1], and forget those plays I wrote ...[2], and wish him luck, kook(s)![1], and now, well ... soon ... our Elon will be going to Mars! / and what more do you want?![2], and, so ... our Elon?[3], and wish him luck, kook(s)![2], and he was born in South Africa in 1971[3], and he taught himself computer programming when he was only twelve! / and 'Ha, just like you, Mikey!'[3], and ... oh, on the Commodore VIC-20[3], and, yes, yes, Voice, it was the Sinclair ZX81 for me - happy days ... ?![3], and he went to Canada, uh, university, and then he went to America ... backpacking or something[3], and he founded Zip2, and made a bit of cash ...[3], and what was I doing? Uh, I can't remember[3], and then our Elon had a GRAND VISION!!!: he would invent internet banking![3], and I invented conceptual literature, so ...[3], and PayPal was born, eventually[3], and he had a bit of grief at work ... / actually, our Elon always has a bit of grief at work ...[3], and my music has given me grief, still does ...[3], and, but, but, BUT(!) ... he made $180 million (after taxes) when PayPal was sold to eBay![3], and I ain't sold anything - yet[3], and then he took over Tesla, and founded SpaceX - ah, electric cars and spaceships, man![3], and my (inner) space is all a-ROUND, you dig?[3], and don't forget SolarCity![3], and, oh, oh, oh ... don't forget the Hyperloop![3], and, uh ... 'Don't forget the flamethrowers, boss!' / and, no, no, no, Voice, forget those, Christ![3], and forget those plays I wrote ...[3], and now, well ... soon ... our Elon will be going to Mars! / and what more do you want?![3], and wish him luck, kook(s)![3], and