Tuesday 26 November 2019

[No. 759] I'm really here

I'm not on the radio.

And, well ...[1], and, uh ... hello, kook, again![1], and, well ...[2], and I said, I said, I said ...[1], and, uh ... hello, k ook, again![2], and, oh, oh ... don't you remember ... ?![1], and I said, I said, I said ...[2], and I told, I told, I told ...[1], and, oh, oh ... don't you remember ... ?![2], and what did I say?[1], and I told, I told, I told ...[2], and probably something nice because I'm a lovely guy[1], and what did I say?[2], and in your dreams ...[1], and probably something nice because I'm a lo vely guy[2], and I've told various kooks various things, yes, BUT(!) ... some kooks are special, yes[1], and in your dre ams ...[2], and, ha! ... they reckon[1], and I've told various kooks various things, yes, BUT(!) ... some kooks are special, yes[2], and, so, so, so ... very special, yes, yes, yes![1], and, ha! ... they reckon[2], and a-ROUND here ... ? ... well, well / and I'll tell you now: I get all sorts[1], and, so, so, so ... v ery speci al, yes, yes, yes![2], and ... are you special?[1], and a-ROUND here ... ? ... well, well / and I'll tell you now: I get all s orts[2], and long ago? ... maybe only a few moments ago / and it's so difficult to keep track, you dig?[1], and ... are you special?[2], and if you're ever in Malibu ...[1], and long ago? ... maybe only a few mo ments ago / and it's so difficult to keep track, you dig?[2], and is my Yamaha acoustic guitar ... sad? / and, uh ... it's hard to say, man[1], and if you're ever in Malibu ...[2], and let's listen![1], and is my Yam aha acoustic guitar ... sad? / and, uh ... it's hard to say, man[2], and it sounds all right to me[1], and let's listen![2], and when you're rockin' in the free world, day after day, your guitar takes a few knocks[1], and it sounds all right to me[2], and, but, but, BUT(!) ... I think it's reasonably happy, yes[1], and when you're rockin' in the free world, day after day, your guitar takes a few kn ocks[2], and my Epiphone Les Paul is a bit depressed though / and I don't need it for my demo, you see[1], and, but, but, BUT(!) ... I think it's reasonably happy, yes[2], and ... 'Christ! Guitars don't have feelings, boss'[1], and my Epip hone Les Paul is a bit depressed though / and I don't need it for my demo, you see[2], and I know, silly![1], and ... 'Christ! Guitars don't have f eelings, boss'[2], and, but, but, BUT(!) ... it's you, you, YOU(!), my kook ... that I'm so concerned about[1], and I know, silly![2], and ... 'Me?!'[1], and, but, but, BUT(!) ... it's you, you, YOU(!), my kook ... that I'm so concerned about[2], and, no ... not you, Voice[1], and ... 'Me?!'[2], and staff, eh?[1], and, no ... not you, Voice[2], and, you, you, YOU(!) ... you dig?[1], and staff, eh?[2], and will I be coming your way again? / and, uh ... well, yes, for eternity, actually[1], and, you, you, YOU(!) ... you dig?[2], and it'll be a nice one[1], and will I be coming your way again? / and, uh ... well, yes, for eter nity, actually[2], and, well ...[3], and it'll be a nice one[2], and, uh ... hello, k  o  o  k, again![3], and I said, I said, I said ...[3], and, oh, oh ... don't you remember ... ?![3], and I told, I told, I told ...[3], and what did I say?[3], and probably something nice because I'm a l  o  v  e  l  y guy[3], and in your d  r  e  a  m  s ...[3], and I've told various kooks various things, yes, BUT(!) ... some kooks are special, yes[3], and, ha! ... they reckon[3], and, so, so, so ... v  e  r  y s  p  e  c  i  a  l, yes, yes, yes![3], and a-ROUND here ... ? ... well, well / and I'll tell you now: I get all s  o  r  t  s[3], and ... are you special?[3], and long ago? ... maybe only a few m  o  m  e  n  t  s ago / and it's so difficult to keep track, you dig?[3], and if you're ever in Malibu ...[3], and is my Y  a  m  a  h  a acoustic guitar ... sad? / and, uh ... it's hard to say, man[3], and let's listen![3], and it sounds all right to me[3], and when you're rockin' in the free world, day after day, your guitar takes a few k  n  o  c  k  s[3], and, but, but, BUT(!) ... I think it's reasonably happy, yes[3], and my E  p  i  p  h  o  n  e Les Paul is a bit depressed though / and I don't need it for my demo, you see[3], and ... 'Christ! Guitars don't have f  e  e  l  i  n  g  s, boss'[3], and I know, silly![3], and, but, but, BUT(!) ... it's you, you, YOU(!), my kook ... that I'm so concerned about[3], and ... 'Me?!'[3], and, no ... not you, Voice[3], and staff, eh?[3], and, you, you, YOU(!) ... you dig?[3], and will I be coming your way again? / and, uh ... well, yes, for e  t  e  r  n  i  t  y, actually[3], and it'll be a nice one[3], and

And, well ...[1], and, uh ... hello, kook, again![1], and, well ...[2], and I said, I said, I said ...[1], and, uh ... hello, k ook, again![2], and, oh, oh ... don't you remember ... ?![1], and I said, I said, I said ...[2], and I told, I told, I told ...[1], and, oh, oh ... don't you remember ... ?![2], and what did I say?[1], and I told, I told, I told ...[2], and probably something nice because I'm a lovely guy[1], and what did I say?[2], and in your dreams ...[1], and probably something nice because I'm a lo vely guy[2], and I've told various kooks various things, yes, BUT(!) ... some kooks are special, yes[1], and in your dre ams ...[2], and, ha! ... they reckon[1], and I've told various kooks various things, yes, BUT(!) ... some kooks are special, yes[2], and, so, so, so ... very special, yes, yes, yes![1], and, ha! ... they reckon[2], and a-ROUND here ... ? ... well, well / and I'll tell you now: I get all sorts[1], and, so, so, so ... v ery speci al, yes, yes, yes![2], and ... are you special?[1], and a-ROUND here ... ? ... well, well / and I'll tell you now: I get all s orts[2], and long ago? ... maybe only a few moments ago / and it's so difficult to keep track, you dig?[1], and ... are you special?[2], and if you're ever in Malibu ...[1], and long ago? ... maybe only a few mo ments ago / and it's so difficult to keep track, you dig?[2], and is my Yamaha acoustic guitar ... sad? / and, uh ... it's hard to say, man[1], and if you're ever in Malibu ...[2], and let's listen![1], and is my Yam aha acoustic guitar ... sad? / and, uh ... it's hard to say, man[2], and it sounds all right to me[1], and let's listen![2], and when you're rockin' in the free world, day after day, your guitar takes a few knocks[1], and it sounds all right to me[2], and, but, but, BUT(!) ... I think it's reasonably happy, yes[1], and when you're rockin' in the free world, day after day, your guitar takes a few kn ocks[2], and my Epiphone Les Paul is a bit depressed though / and I don't need it for my demo, you see[1], and, but, but, BUT(!) ... I think it's reasonably happy, yes[2], and ... 'Christ! Guitars don't have feelings, boss'[1], and my Epip hone Les Paul is a bit depressed though / and I don't need it for my demo, you see[2], and I know, silly![1], and ... 'Christ! Guitars don't have f eelings, boss'[2], and, but, but, BUT(!) ... it's you, you, YOU(!), my kook ... that I'm so concerned about[1], and I know, silly![2], and ... 'Me?!'[1], and, but, but, BUT(!) ... it's you, you, YOU(!), my kook ... that I'm so concerned about[2], and, no ... not you, Voice[1], and ... 'Me?!'[2], and staff, eh?[1], and, no ... not you, Voice[2], and, you, you, YOU(!) ... you dig?[1], and staff, eh?[2], and will I be coming your way again? / and, uh ... well, yes, for eternity, actually[1], and, you, you, YOU(!) ... you dig?[2], and it'll be a nice one[1], and will I be coming your way again? / and, uh ... well, yes, for eter nity, actually[2], and, well ...[3], and it'll be a nice one[2], and, uh ... hello, k  o  o  k, again![3], and I said, I said, I said ...[3], and, oh, oh ... don't you remember ... ?![3], and I told, I told, I told ...[3], and what did I say?[3], and probably something nice because I'm a l  o  v  e  l  y guy[3], and in your d  r  e  a  m  s ...[3], and I've told various kooks various things, yes, BUT(!) ... some kooks are special, yes[3], and, ha! ... they reckon[3], and, so, so, so ... v  e  r  y s  p  e  c  i  a  l, yes, yes, yes![3], and a-ROUND here ... ? ... well, well / and I'll tell you now: I get all s  o  r  t  s[3], and ... are you special?[3], and long ago? ... maybe only a few m  o  m  e  n  t  s ago / and it's so difficult to keep track, you dig?[3], and if you're ever in Malibu ...[3], and is my Y  a  m  a  h  a acoustic guitar ... sad? / and, uh ... it's hard to say, man[3], and let's listen![3], and it sounds all right to me[3], and when you're rockin' in the free world, day after day, your guitar takes a few k  n  o  c  k  s[3], and, but, but, BUT(!) ... I think it's reasonably happy, yes[3], and my E  p  i  p  h  o  n  e Les Paul is a bit depressed though / and I don't need it for my demo, you see[3], and ... 'Christ! Guitars don't have f  e  e  l  i  n  g  s, boss'[3], and I know, silly![3], and, but, but, BUT(!) ... it's you, you, YOU(!), my kook ... that I'm so concerned about[3], and ... 'Me?!'[3], and, no ... not you, Voice[3], and staff, eh?[3], and, you, you, YOU(!) ... you dig?[3], and will I be coming your way again? / and, uh ... well, yes, for e  t  e  r  n  i  t  y, actually[3], and it'll be a nice one[3], and

And, well ...[1], and, uh ... hello, kook, again![1], and, well ...[2], and I said, I said, I said ...[1], and, uh ... hello, k ook, again![2], and, oh, oh ... don't you remember ... ?![1], and I said, I said, I said ...[2], and I told, I told, I told ...[1], and, oh, oh ... don't you remember ... ?![2], and what did I say?[1], and I told, I told, I told ...[2], and probably something nice because I'm a lovely guy[1], and what did I say?[2], and in your dreams ...[1], and probably something nice because I'm a lo vely guy[2], and I've told various kooks various things, yes, BUT(!) ... some kooks are special, yes[1], and in your dre ams ...[2], and, ha! ... they reckon[1], and I've told various kooks various things, yes, BUT(!) ... some kooks are special, yes[2], and, so, so, so ... very special, yes, yes, yes![1], and, ha! ... they reckon[2], and a-ROUND here ... ? ... well, well / and I'll tell you now: I get all sorts[1], and, so, so, so ... v ery speci al, yes, yes, yes![2], and ... are you special?[1], and a-ROUND here ... ? ... well, well / and I'll tell you now: I get all s orts[2], and long ago? ... maybe only a few moments ago / and it's so difficult to keep track, you dig?[1], and ... are you special?[2], and if you're ever in Malibu ...[1], and long ago? ... maybe only a few mo ments ago / and it's so difficult to keep track, you dig?[2], and is my Yamaha acoustic guitar ... sad? / and, uh ... it's hard to say, man[1], and if you're ever in Malibu ...[2], and let's listen![1], and is my Yam aha acoustic guitar ... sad? / and, uh ... it's hard to say, man[2], and it sounds all right to me[1], and let's listen![2], and when you're rockin' in the free world, day after day, your guitar takes a few knocks[1], and it sounds all right to me[2], and, but, but, BUT(!) ... I think it's reasonably happy, yes[1], and when you're rockin' in the free world, day after day, your guitar takes a few kn ocks[2], and my Epiphone Les Paul is a bit depressed though / and I don't need it for my demo, you see[1], and, but, but, BUT(!) ... I think it's reasonably happy, yes[2], and ... 'Christ! Guitars don't have feelings, boss'[1], and my Epip hone Les Paul is a bit depressed though / and I don't need it for my demo, you see[2], and I know, silly![1], and ... 'Christ! Guitars don't have f eelings, boss'[2], and, but, but, BUT(!) ... it's you, you, YOU(!), my kook ... that I'm so concerned about[1], and I know, silly![2], and ... 'Me?!'[1], and, but, but, BUT(!) ... it's you, you, YOU(!), my kook ... that I'm so concerned about[2], and, no ... not you, Voice[1], and ... 'Me?!'[2], and staff, eh?[1], and, no ... not you, Voice[2], and, you, you, YOU(!) ... you dig?[1], and staff, eh?[2], and will I be coming your way again? / and, uh ... well, yes, for eternity, actually[1], and, you, you, YOU(!) ... you dig?[2], and it'll be a nice one[1], and will I be coming your way again? / and, uh ... well, yes, for eter nity, actually[2], and, well ...[3], and it'll be a nice one[2], and, uh ... hello, k  o  o  k, again![3], and I said, I said, I said ...[3], and, oh, oh ... don't you remember ... ?![3], and I told, I told, I told ...[3], and what did I say?[3], and probably something nice because I'm a l  o  v  e  l  y guy[3], and in your d  r  e  a  m  s ...[3], and I've told various kooks various things, yes, BUT(!) ... some kooks are special, yes[3], and, ha! ... they reckon[3], and, so, so, so ... v  e  r  y s  p  e  c  i  a  l, yes, yes, yes![3], and a-ROUND here ... ? ... well, well / and I'll tell you now: I get all s  o  r  t  s[3], and ... are you special?[3], and long ago? ... maybe only a few m  o  m  e  n  t  s ago / and it's so difficult to keep track, you dig?[3], and if you're ever in Malibu ...[3], and is my Y  a  m  a  h  a acoustic guitar ... sad? / and, uh ... it's hard to say, man[3], and let's listen![3], and it sounds all right to me[3], and when you're rockin' in the free world, day after day, your guitar takes a few k  n  o  c  k  s[3], and, but, but, BUT(!) ... I think it's reasonably happy, yes[3], and my E  p  i  p  h  o  n  e Les Paul is a bit depressed though / and I don't need it for my demo, you see[3], and ... 'Christ! Guitars don't have f  e  e  l  i  n  g  s, boss'[3], and I know, silly![3], and, but, but, BUT(!) ... it's you, you, YOU(!), my kook ... that I'm so concerned about[3], and ... 'Me?!'[3], and, no ... not you, Voice[3], and staff, eh?[3], and, you, you, YOU(!) ... you dig?[3], and will I be coming your way again? / and, uh ... well, yes, for e  t  e  r  n  i  t  y, actually[3], and it'll be a nice one[3], and