Friday 11 April 2008

Lloyd Blankfein: light at the end of the tunnel

O Lloyd, stay away from the light! You're still young, and you have so much to live for. For the love of God, stay away from the light!

O Big Herb, O Ganesh, please, I beseech you both, pull Lloyd away from the light. He has his whole life ahead of him. There is so much work left for him to do at Goldman Sachs. It's not his time! O you gods of the big money, hear my cry. Save Lloyd Blankfein!

O Lloyd, stay away from the light! Ignore those voices calling you over to the other side. Think about your fucking bonus!