A lot of you have been emailing me, complaining about Big Herb. Don't panic. Be patient. The markets will be okay in the long run.
I think we should all pray to Big Herb.
O Big Herb, lead us from the darkness to the light. Protect our investments, and help us hold on to our savings. Show us the beautiful money that flowers in your heart, and we shall worship you until our dying breath. Lead us not into poverty, protect us from debt, and make sure we have enough cash to pay for all the little luxuries that make life bearable. You are the greatest of the money gods, and will live forever and ever somewhere beyond the reach of the taxman. Amen.
I think we should all pray to Big Herb.
O Big Herb, lead us from the darkness to the light. Protect our investments, and help us hold on to our savings. Show us the beautiful money that flowers in your heart, and we shall worship you until our dying breath. Lead us not into poverty, protect us from debt, and make sure we have enough cash to pay for all the little luxuries that make life bearable. You are the greatest of the money gods, and will live forever and ever somewhere beyond the reach of the taxman. Amen.
