Thursday 12 June 2014

[No. 226] Evan and Richie, ClearBridge Investments - this one's for you!

It's better than sitting in cash. In fact, it's better than rolling in cash. My personal guarantee. Or I will return your sanity in full. Somehow ...

And / Hi, Evan! / Hi, Richie! / so glad you could join us / I hope you left your money back at the office ...[1], and this ... is what it's all about, reader(s), spinner(s) ... / They need this[1], and / Hi, Evan! / Hi, Richie! / so glad you could join us / I hope you left your money back at the office ...[2], and ... / YOU(!) take two portfolio managers and show them a good time in a different reality[1], and this ... is what it's all about, reader(s), spinner(s) ... / They need this[2], and ... is there anyone ... more COMMITTED ... than me? / I go the extra mile when souls are in danger[1], and ... / YOU(!) take two portfolio managers and show them a good time in a different reality[2], and it ain't all about the money, you dig?[1], and ... is there anyone ... more COMMITTED ... than me? / I go the extra mile when souls are in danger[2], and oh ... Lord, sometimes you just have to get a-ROUND, you have to get DIZZY ... / Guys, are you enjoying yourselves?[1], and it ain't all about the money, you dig?[2], and Evan ... yeah, I know you have eighteen years of investment experience - forget it, man![1], and oh ... Lord, sometimes you just have to get a-ROUND, you have to get DIZZY ... / Guys, are you enjoying yourselves?[2], and Richie, thirty-eight years, really? / You've got to put it all behind you, son[1], and Evan ... yeah, I know you have eighteen years of investment experience - forget it, man![2], and a-ROUND with me, yeah! / and a-ROUND here, come on! / and a-ROUND ... spin, spin, spin![1], and Richie, thirty-eight years, really? / You've got to put it all behind you, son[2], and take a deep breath ... in your own time[1], and a-ROUND with me, yeah! / and a-ROUND here, come on! / and a-ROUND ... spin, spin, spin![2], and / ain't this fun? / meditating in cash is old hat[1], and take a deep breath ... in your own time[2], and / Hi, Evan! / Hi, Richie! / so glad you could join us / I hope you left your money back at the office ...[3], and / ain't this fun? / meditating in cash is old hat[2], and this ... is what it's all about, reader(s), spinner(s) ... / They need this[3], and ... / YOU(!) take two portfolio managers and show them a good time in a different reality[3], and ... is there anyone ... more COMMITTED ... than me? / I go the extra mile when souls are in danger[3], and it ain't all about the money, you dig?[3], and oh ... Lord, sometimes you just have to get a-ROUND, you have to get DIZZY ... / Guys, are you enjoying yourselves?[3], and Evan ... yeah, I know you have eighteen years of investment experience - forget it, man![3], and Richie, thirty-eight years, really? / You've got to put it all behind you, son[3], and a-ROUND with me, yeah! / and a-ROUND here, come on! / and a-ROUND ... spin, spin, spin![3], and take a deep breath ... in your own time[3], and / ain't this fun? / meditating in cash is old hat[3], and

And / Hi, Evan! / Hi, Richie! / so glad you could join us / I hope you left your money back at the office ...[1], and this ... is what it's all about, reader(s), spinner(s) ... / They need this[1], and / Hi, Evan! / Hi, Richie! / so glad you could join us / I hope you left your money back at the office ...[2], and ... / YOU(!) take two portfolio managers and show them a good time in a different reality[1], and this ... is what it's all about, reader(s), spinner(s) ... / They need this[2], and ... is there anyone ... more COMMITTED ... than me? / I go the extra mile when souls are in danger[1], and ... / YOU(!) take two portfolio managers and show them a good time in a different reality[2], and it ain't all about the money, you dig?[1], and ... is there anyone ... more COMMITTED ... than me? / I go the extra mile when souls are in danger[2], and oh ... Lord, sometimes you just have to get a-ROUND, you have to get DIZZY ... / Guys, are you enjoying yourselves?[1], and it ain't all about the money, you dig?[2], and Evan ... yeah, I know you have eighteen years of investment experience - forget it, man![1], and oh ... Lord, sometimes you just have to get a-ROUND, you have to get DIZZY ... / Guys, are you enjoying yourselves?[2], and Richie, thirty-eight years, really? / You've got to put it all behind you, son[1], and Evan ... yeah, I know you have eighteen years of investment experience - forget it, man![2], and a-ROUND with me, yeah! / and a-ROUND here, come on! / and a-ROUND ... spin, spin, spin![1], and Richie, thirty-eight years, really? / You've got to put it all behind you, son[2], and take a deep breath ... in your own time[1], and a-ROUND with me, yeah! / and a-ROUND here, come on! / and a-ROUND ... spin, spin, spin![2], and / ain't this fun? / meditating in cash is old hat[1], and take a deep breath ... in your own time[2], and / Hi, Evan! / Hi, Richie! / so glad you could join us / I hope you left your money back at the office ...[3], and / ain't this fun? / meditating in cash is old hat[2], and this ... is what it's all about, reader(s), spinner(s) ... / They need this[3], and ... / YOU(!) take two portfolio managers and show them a good time in a different reality[3], and ... is there anyone ... more COMMITTED ... than me? / I go the extra mile when souls are in danger[3], and it ain't all about the money, you dig?[3], and oh ... Lord, sometimes you just have to get a-ROUND, you have to get DIZZY ... / Guys, are you enjoying yourselves?[3], and Evan ... yeah, I know you have eighteen years of investment experience - forget it, man![3], and Richie, thirty-eight years, really? / You've got to put it all behind you, son[3], and a-ROUND with me, yeah! / and a-ROUND here, come on! / and a-ROUND ... spin, spin, spin![3], and take a deep breath ... in your own time[3], and / ain't this fun? / meditating in cash is old hat[3], and

And / Hi, Evan! / Hi, Richie! / so glad you could join us / I hope you left your money back at the office ...[1], and this ... is what it's all about, reader(s), spinner(s) ... / They need this[1], and / Hi, Evan! / Hi, Richie! / so glad you could join us / I hope you left your money back at the office ...[2], and ... / YOU(!) take two portfolio managers and show them a good time in a different reality[1], and this ... is what it's all about, reader(s), spinner(s) ... / They need this[2], and ... is there anyone ... more COMMITTED ... than me? / I go the extra mile when souls are in danger[1], and ... / YOU(!) take two portfolio managers and show them a good time in a different reality[2], and it ain't all about the money, you dig?[1], and ... is there anyone ... more COMMITTED ... than me? / I go the extra mile when souls are in danger[2], and oh ... Lord, sometimes you just have to get a-ROUND, you have to get DIZZY ... / Guys, are you enjoying yourselves?[1], and it ain't all about the money, you dig?[2], and Evan ... yeah, I know you have eighteen years of investment experience - forget it, man![1], and oh ... Lord, sometimes you just have to get a-ROUND, you have to get DIZZY ... / Guys, are you enjoying yourselves?[2], and Richie, thirty-eight years, really? / You've got to put it all behind you, son[1], and Evan ... yeah, I know you have eighteen years of investment experience - forget it, man![2], and a-ROUND with me, yeah! / and a-ROUND here, come on! / and a-ROUND ... spin, spin, spin![1], and Richie, thirty-eight years, really? / You've got to put it all behind you, son[2], and take a deep breath ... in your own time[1], and a-ROUND with me, yeah! / and a-ROUND here, come on! / and a-ROUND ... spin, spin, spin![2], and / ain't this fun? / meditating in cash is old hat[1], and take a deep breath ... in your own time[2], and / Hi, Evan! / Hi, Richie! / so glad you could join us / I hope you left your money back at the office ...[3], and / ain't this fun? / meditating in cash is old hat[2], and this ... is what it's all about, reader(s), spinner(s) ... / They need this[3], and ... / YOU(!) take two portfolio managers and show them a good time in a different reality[3], and ... is there anyone ... more COMMITTED ... than me? / I go the extra mile when souls are in danger[3], and it ain't all about the money, you dig?[3], and oh ... Lord, sometimes you just have to get a-ROUND, you have to get DIZZY ... / Guys, are you enjoying yourselves?[3], and Evan ... yeah, I know you have eighteen years of investment experience - forget it, man![3], and Richie, thirty-eight years, really? / You've got to put it all behind you, son[3], and a-ROUND with me, yeah! / and a-ROUND here, come on! / and a-ROUND ... spin, spin, spin![3], and take a deep breath ... in your own time[3], and / ain't this fun? / meditating in cash is old hat[3], and