Thursday, 23 February 2012

Fahim Imam-Sadeque: 'Mikey, do you want to have an ice cream with me?'

Fuck off, Fahim, you twat! You're going to get us both in trouble.

I can't believe this guy! BlueBay Asset Management is already suing him for having coffee with a former colleague. (Intern: 'No, Fahim is suing BlueBay for withholding £1.7 million in fund units.' Piss off! I don't have an intern. And what are fund units when they're at home? Never mind.) Now he wants to drag me into it. And ice cream? What are we, seven years old?

Fahim sent me the "ice cream" email yesterday afternoon. We actually go back years, but I think I'm going to have to cut him loose now. He's become far too hot. Having coffee with an old colleague? Christ almighty! Who knows what else he's involved in?