Who are you?

Where are you?

Are you there?

Or are you somewhere else?

What are you thinking?

Are they your words, you're thinking with?

Or someone else's?

Are you breathing?

Or are you just pretending?

Are you alive?

These are all good questions. (When you're as bored as I am.) And I have others. But I'm not interested in the answers. I'm not even interested in the questions.

Why are you reading this?

What is wrong with you?