Wednesday 19 December 2018

Expert knowledge

Who needs it?! In the world of business, like. Not you, dear reader(s)! I mean, you've got me. I'm the expert, your expert. You only need me, surely? / Anyway ...

Inex One, the global Expert Management System (EMS), today(?) announces the launch of its Approved Network Program (ANP) for selected expert networks.

Today? Er, yesterday, actually. Never mind.

The Approved Network Program (ANP) is a partnership program between Inex One and selected expert networks. The program allows clients to access specialized, high-quality experts from multiple networks in different niche industries and geographies, in one digital platform. 

Yeah, yeah, it's, uh ... 'A PR email, boss?' Yes, Voice. But, er ... 'What?' My readers don't need all this, you dig? 'They've got you.' Exactly! I'm the only expert that guys and girls in the business world will ever need.

"We've seen that many clients only use one expert network. They're locked into expensive contracts, paid annually up-front. Thanks to the Approved Network Program, these clients can access unique experts from specialist expert networks - without having to negotiate each contract individually or pay expensive yearly fees up-front" says Max Friberg, CEO and co-founder of Inex One.

Ah, well, I do charge quite a bit for personal one-to-one consultations, but all the content on this blog, dear reader(s), all the fucking wisdom, is ... free - !!!

The Approved Network Program will function as an extension of the Inex One EMS, launched earlier this year. The EMS is a SaaS platform for procurement and administration of expert network services, allowing clients to manage all of their expert network suppliers within one closed ecosystem. 

Oh, fair enough. Well, dear reader(s), at least you know about it now. No endorsement, obviously. I would just ask you to bear in mind that, uh, I am the world's foremost financial shaman. What I know can't even be taught, these days. 'You're a master, boss.' Yes. I am. / Which reminds me ... 'What?' I used to have a voice on here, Voice, who called me Master. 'Yeah. You got rid of him.' Yes. I did. And then a little while later, you showed up. Showed up uninvited, I might add. 'Ha! Them's the breaks, boss.' Yeah. 'That's shamanism. Love it or hate it, but can you live without it?' I suppose not.

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Anything else? Music? My music?! Eh?! This is a finance blog, man. 'Tell them, boss!' Oh, all right. If I don't try to record my songs within the next couple of days, I may have to do a bit during my week off next week. 'That's out of order!' Not on Christmas Day, or Boxing Day, obviously, Voice. 'Thank God for that!' Why do you care? 'You need a rest, boss.' Yeah, yeah. I need to get shit done, son. That's what I need. And there's no rest for the wicked, remember.

Okay, laters!